Kaylin Elric: Hello all! Hope you like my stories. I know that they are not long but I plan on writing longer ones. Any way I forgot to write a disclaimer. No I do not own any FMA characters. Well to think of it I don't own anything. : ( Well I think you all wish to read funny stuff so here you go!

Ana: Baka

Kaylin Elric: …

Notes 1: Roy's Class

Ed: SHOOT ME IN THE HEAD! He just burnt up another of my papers! No wonder I'm failing this class.

Alivia: No actually you fail because you are always sleeping in class or passing notes to one of us.

Maria: Ya' you need to learn to pay attention in class.

Ocara: Maria you're not the one who should be talking. Always reading manga in class. It is rather pathetic.

Bob: What manga?

Jo: Ed do you need a tutor?

Ed: Yes…

Alivia: Jo it's a lost mater. No one can get through Ed's thick skull, not even Hawkeye.

Maria: That was mean. Oh and it's "Descendents of Darkness vol. 7"

Ocara: Bob your not helping the matter. Jo I'll help you with E-JOSH! I JUST SAW JOSH!

Bob: Now look who's talking… snickers to self

Jo: The bells about to ring better start packing up.

Ed: Ya' see you all next block.

Alivia: BY!

Maria: Dido.

Ocara: JOSH! Oh sorry by!

Bob: CHOW!

Jo: See ya'!

End Notes 1- Roy's class

Jo: WHY DO I HAVE TO SOUND SMART!

Kaylin Elric: Calm down. You look like a nerd so I decided to make you sound like one. LOL

Jo: pulls out a gun I'll give you five seconds….1….2.

Kaylin Elric: AHHHHH takes off running