OK, so this is my first Shrek fic. It's probably also my last one. This just popped into my head and wouldn't leave. And it's a drabble, so exactly 100 words.
Disclaimer: I do not own Shrek.
The Truth?
Pinocchio sat there, his nose growing and shrinking, never stopping. He sighed and looked at his watch. Nothing to do but wait for it to wear off, he guessed.
Gingie walked up to him. Pinocchio waved. His nose did not stop. Gingie burst out laughing.
"What happened?" the gingerbread man wondered. He had seen some weird stuff in his day, but nothing as hilarious as this. "I mean, your..."
"I noticed." Pinocchio sighed. "I said 'Everything I say is a lie'. It's been doing this ever since. I can't figure out how to make it stop."
"Sucks for you."
"Yup."