: INSANE ADVENTURES
Chapter 01: Beginning
Once upon a time there were threesome - Syaoran, Sakura, and Tomoyo plus Kero-chan. (Kero: It should be Foursome!) Okay, lest we say again, here comes Fantasic Four! The story starts in King Penguin park, that's where the card was being trying to be sealed. But the group makes no effort to seal it since- the card have fast agility- you know, The Dash!
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The cute creature AKA the Dash made a dash towards the amber-eyed boy; Syaoran then shielded himself with a sword in fighting stance and prepares himself for the possibly worst attack from the Dash itself... That creature made a kung fu kick at the boy's chin. Totally random.
"What the heck!" Syaoran rubbed his chin.
"AHAHAHAHA!!" Kero-chan in his stuffed plushie form, was rolling on the ground laughing.
"Shut up, you stuffed plushie!"
"Look behind you, Syaoran-kun!" Sakura yelled out.
"Wha-"
Syaoran received 1,000 punch blows from the Dash. Since the punches were quick and fast due to the type of the card. So Syaoran didn't dodge quite well enough and his face got punched and punched and punched and punc- Okay, Syaoran staggered and muttered, "Darn it, I'm never gonna read Flash comics ever again,"
"KAWAII!" Tomoyo squealed, videotaping at the such sheer action the Dash performed.
"Uh, Tomoyo-chan..." Sakura sweatdropped. "It's not really kawaii... he got alot of footmarks on his face..."
Minutes later...
Syaoran was lying on the ground with a dizzy expression on his face. Facing the Dash now is our popular heroine, Sakura Kinomoto, the Card Mistress.
"Hoeee..." Sakura gulped. The evil glint on the creature's eyes was enough to send shivers to Sakura. She wore a red hood with rabbit ears on it, and a simple white dress in it. Another one of Tomoyo's exquisite creations. Just like fox and hare- a fox waiting to pounce on its prey. The Dash crept slowly towards the Card Mistress, and then circled around her. What a funny sight to see- Sakura was fidgeting like a scared rabbit. Watching from afar in the bushes, Tomoyo and Kero-chan were cheering and waving a flag for Sakura. "Go Sakura! Go Sakura!"
"I thought you are the chosen strong Card Mistress, and still you're acting like a scared rabbit..." A voice appeared out of nowhere. There came a chinese girl in Li traditional outfit with ruby eyes, jumping to the spot where Sakura is, from the tree. She gave Sakura a grin. "Long time no see, Sakura-chan!"
"Meiling-chan!" Sakura replied with a surprised voice. "And you're calling my first name with a honorific!"
"Sure, aren't we friends, right?" Meiling punched her fist on her palm. "Let me handle it!" With that she ran quickly towards the Dash with super-Flash agility, reaching her fist towards the creature to punch it. Instead, Dash dodged, and jumped onto Meiling's head.
"AHHHHH! GET OFF MY WIG!"
"AHAHAHAHA! THAT BRAT HAVE WIG! THAT'S SO RANDOM!" Kero-chan laughed, with tears running down from its eyes.
"SHUT UP! Someone-you-know-who cut my hair to shoulder-length, and I didn't like it, because it didn't look kawaii on me! So, I had to wear the wig to show I have true long hair! Stupid that you-know-who!"
"You-know-who? HOLEY! You don't mean Voldemort?!!!" Tomoyo squealed and jumped excitedly. "I've wanted to meet him in person! Where is he now?"
"Sheesh, the four-eyed creep I mean," Meiling shrugged her shoulders, and continued to try to get Dash off her head.
"It's not him then? So it's Harry Potter?!!!" Tomoyo exclaimed, with stars sparkling on her eyes.
"Not really!" This has knocked Tomoyo out onto the ground with dismay and disappointment everywhere around her. Truthfully, Meiling meant Eriol, the four-eyed creep. Meiling finally pried the creature off her head. "Gotcha!"
The Dash struggled to get off from Meiling's hands, but without effort it stopped struggling.
"Quick, Kinomoto, seal this immediately!" Meiling urged.
"O-okay!" Sakura begins doing her usual way of sealing the card.
Return to the form you were meant to be, Clow Card!
The magic circle appeared below her, and the Dash card that was in Meiling's hands dissolved into a card. The card flew downward Meiling's hand. Since Meiling has no uses for magic cards, she just gave it to Sakura instead.
"Good for you!" Meiling grinned. "So, where is Syaoran?"
"Ah! Syaoran-kun is... lying on the ground after being defeated by the Dash card." Sakura pointed to Syaoran lying on the ground next to the swings.
"You're kidding! Syaoran got beated? He never loses!" She ran to where Syaoran lay, her face full of disbelief.
"Yeah... but this Dash card..." Sakura stared down at the card on her palm, "It feels different from the other cards we've captured."
"True, the only word I can describe is: weird." Meiling poked Syaoran's head with a stick.
"Hoee! This Dash card really has learnt kung fu! And it used 1,000 punch blows on Syaoran-kun!"
"Oh really?" Meiling sweatdropped.
Syaoran stirred. His eyes opened, feeling the headaches pounding in his forehead. "Ouch..." He rubbed his temples, and found that his vision was blurry.
"SYAORAN!" A random girl hugged him. "You're finally awake!"
Syaoran blushed, because he actually thought that random girl hugging him was Sakura.
"Do you like me?" The random girl suddenly asked a question while hugging.
"Huh? Um..." The mad-blushing boy fumbled to find the correct answer. "Yes and no, but yes, but no, no and yes, but I do, but I er, maybe, and well probably but no and yes, oh I guess I do, well yes, no, but I meant I do... yes and no, but I thi-" Continous usage of the same words has earned him a whack from the random girl. Then Syaoran finally returned to his normal eye vision. He found he was on the bed, with warm blanket over him. He realized he was in his own room in his apartment.
"Silly cousin! It's me, Meiling! You thought I was that Kinomoto?" Meiling broke the hug and sat beside him on the bed's edge, with a gentle smile on her face. "Someday, don't stutter when you're going to confess your love like you did a minute ago,"
"MEILING?!?!!?!" With great shock and surprise in his voice, Syaoran tries to sit up, but the bruises didn't allow him to sit well.
"Just lie down, you'll get better. Now, you have many questions to ask why I returned?" Meiling asked, grinning. Syaoran nodded.
"Yes, I-" Their conversation was interrupted by someone knocking the door. Their faces turned to look at the door.
"It's me, Sakura. I was wondering if you both would like tea. Sorry to disturb you both, Meiling-chan and Syaoran-kun!"
"It's okay, Sakura-chan, that's nice of you." Meiling opened the door for Sakura to enter in. The Card Mistress walked in, her hands holding a tray of tea keattle and tea cups. She placed the tray on the mahogany desk.
"It's green tea-flavored, I hope it will make you both better from the encounter with the Dash. Thank you two for trying to help me," Sakura gave a small smile at Syaoran, which it made him blush. She poured the tea over two intricate tea cup, and she handed it to them.
Meiling took a sip at her tea cup and smiled. "You're welcome, and thank you for tea," She winked at Syaoran, "So, Sakura, you too may be wondering about my sudden return today, so I'll say this now without interruption this time. So-"
"KERO-CHAN! DID YOU EAT THE STRAWBERRY CHIFFON CAKE??"
"YES I DID!(burp noises)"
"HOW IT IS?"
"IT'S-"
"ANNOYING! TOMOYO-CHAN AND STUFFED DOLL, YOU BOTH BE QUIET AND YELL SOMEWHERE ELSE! WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE A DISCUSSION HERE!" Meiling yelled and shook her fist in the air at the door. (Door: Why are you shaking your fist at me directly even if I didn't do something wrong to you?) Sakura and Syaoran sweatdropped.
"So what I was saying is-" Once again, Meiling got to never finish her sentence.
"My white dove, you're shining for me," The voice seemed to be coming from outside Syaoran's window, "Your sweetness I taste, oh without you it's the end of my world.. So just stay with me-" WHACK.
"SPINEL, YOU MAD SADISTIC SUGAR-HIGH STUFFED DOLL, GO SING SOMEWHERE ELSE!" Meiling had threw a tomato(Where did she got it?) at Spinel who was singing on one of the branches of the tree near to the window with a swirly lollipop as a microphone. Spinel fell onto the ground along with a lollipop. Ouch.
Spinel finally woke from its sugar-high state. "Huh? What am I doing here?" He rubbed its head, and felt the liquid. A red liquid... "Is that... BLOOD?!!?!!?!" Feeling blood naesous, he fainted. He didn't know it was a tomato liquid, but anyways, better for him to faint.
Meanwhile, Meiling shut down the shutters and returned to face Syaoran and Sakura with a huge vein popping on her face, "WE'RE GOING TO KING PENGUIN PARK BACK TOMORROW AT 5 AM, AND OF COURSE BOTH OF YOU MUST PACK RIGHT AWAY!"
"Hoe?/Eh?" Sakura and Syaoran gasped.
"Tomoyo and that stuffed plushie can go with us," Meiling breathed in and out, "Don't be late. We have to be in the park at 5 in the morning sharp. It's a good thing that tomorrow is Saturday."
Sakura is not a morning person, but she had to because she didn't want to face Meiling's rage. Syaoran is both a morning person and a night person, so yeah, it's no problem for him- but he's a growing boy, he should need sleep seriously.
"We're going on an adventure," Meiling finally calmed down and grinned with an unknown glint in her ruby eyes, "An adventure you wouldn't forget."
"But..." Sakura and Syaoran said the same word in the same time, which made their blushing faces turn away from each other.
"YOU. WILL. GO." Meiling replied with a sudden scary, dark expression on her face. "YOU. SHALL. OBEY."
"Yes ma'am!" With that Sakura ran out of the room saying "Hoee!!!" and her arms stretched up. Syaoran cowered before his cousin's scary expression and the dark atmosphere around her.
"So, how are you feeling now then?" Meiling changed to her smiling expression all of the sudden.
"..." Syaoran sweatdropped.
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Four people plus one magical creature stood before what we all know, the King Penguin Park. The sky was red and over the horizon was the crimson sun rising. The group soon-to-be travelers stood on the ground firmly with serious expression, looking mighty with their fists clenched, shoulders back and chest forward. Wearing casual clothes they looked like some heroes from the so-called marvel movie.
"Ahh! I can't take it anymore!" Sakura stumbled onto the ground. "Why must we look so mighty?" Her eyes were swirly(anime-style), and swaying around weirdly in circle with the wind while sitting down.
"Because we need the readers to think we're like some heroes, don't you think?" Tomoyo twirled around, stars sparkling around her as usual. Meiling and Keroberos nodded quickly.
"Oh really?" Sakura didn't seem to get a good night sleep- because of the eyebags shown on her face. She yawned, "Are we ready for the adventure?"
"Yes," Meiling grinned. "You'll see it soon enough."
Sharp and observant as ever, Syaoran noticed something an unearthly aura around the swings. "What's this some feeling I'm having now..."
"What's wrong, Syaoran?" Meiling tilted her head to the right side with a knowingly look.
"This aura feels so weird... coming straight from the swings?" Syaoran's face became tight.
"Well well, let's see!" Meiling pushed all her friends towards the swings. Confused by Meiling's sudden action, they then felt a wave of dizziness. As the world fell into sweet silence, and the world was of white color, they must have entered through the 'portal' that was situated in the swings. The pressure of the dizziness was so strong that they fell into unconsciousness. Before the world blacked out for Sakura, she saw many sparkly things flying around her. Those looked like Clow Cards - they seem to be begging for her not to fall into unconsciousness...
Meaning, they must have moved into another world.
And thus, their adventure has begun.
A/N: Hope you like it! Btw, it's a crackfic. Well, half-serious, half-funny. But, I have decided to make every chapter funny as possible to make you laugh. : D Also, I'll make chapters longer for your reading pleasure.
So, sorry if this chappie kinda annoyed you. XD Prepare for the next chapter that's due to come in next week.
Preview for next chapter:
"What's wrong, Sakura-chan?"
"..." Silence filled the air. All is quiet.. until Kero-chan noticed that the Clow Book felt empty, "HOLY CANDY, IN THE NAME OF SWEETS, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CLOW CARDS!"
Disclaimer: I don't own CCS. It belongs to CLAMP faithfully- I sure wish to meet CLAMP someday.