Title: Minako: Model, Senshi, Neko?!
Author: Silver Miko
E-mail: silvermoon510@hotmail.com




To express my sarcastic joy, I wrote a little song.

Annoyed Emotion ( to the tune of Rythym Emotion from Gundam Wing)

I just feel annoyed emotion
My computer is killing me now
I just want to throw it so far way...............

More I keep working hard... for you all
and then the computer deletes everything
My brother is an asshole who gave
it a virus...

I. can't deal with all this #$#@ stress now
at least college's out for Spring Break.......

I just feel annoyed emotion
Damn AOL keeps #$%$#$ up... and it's driving me #$#@ nuts
I hate AOL!!
I just feel annoyed emotion
My computer is killing me now
I want to throw it REALLY REALLY so far away!!!



Anyway.....ahem..... to THE FIC!!
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Yo She-Bitch! Let's Go.- Ash, Army of Darkness
(one of the BEST movies of all time)
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Chapter 1: Damn Ancient Curses!!!! Aka...Paws?!

" Search for your love! Sorano suishou... search for your love. nagatakete kure.... search for your hontou wa.... dakishimete no sa....... kimi no kaori tsu to (sageshiteru)......."

Ah, the Three Lights. God, they're SOOOO cool! I'm so happy to get to hang with them all. Oops! Didn't introduce my self! I'm Aino Minako, age 16, year 1 Juuban High School. I want to be an idol and I have a FABULOUS job! I... am assistant to the super cool idol group Three Lights! AH! Kakkoi!!! ^^

" Great shots you guys. That's a wrap everyone!!!" the director yelled. The Three Lights sighed as they walked off set of the commercial shoot. Minako handed them all some drinks. " Great job guys. You really looked good." Minako said encouragingly.

Lesson Number One of being an idol's assistant. Have drinks ready. KNOW the idol's faves. Seiya like Sports Drinks, Yaten-kun likes soda, Taiki likes iced tea.
Lesson Two: Always be supportive. Compliments are key.

" Yeah, we were shining today." Seiya said as he chugged his drink.

Seiya..... okay, at first I thought he was definately date-worthy..... but..... hm..... he's REALLLLLLLY vain now that I think about. Besides... he keeps chasing after Usagi-chan. What I wouldn't give to see how Mamoru-san would react. Let's just say, the last guy who was that pushy towards Usagi-chan nearly peed himself after meeting Mamoru....

*Flashback*

" So come on Tsukino-san......... you. Me. We could make some music." " Uh...... Taru- san, I have a boyfriend!" " So?" " Ah.... Mamo-chan!" Taka turned to see a VERY pissed Mamoru.

Pissed off Boyfriend Camera....

Taru gets his lights punched out by Mamoru.

*end of flashback*

" I don't know. Something's off." Taiki said sipping his tea.

Taiki is a dork. Well, he's a cute dork, but really, he and Ami are too perfect for each other. Not that Ami-chan's a dork! But, Taiki could out bookworm her. Let's just say, give Taiki a book and he could walk into a wall and not notice.

" I thought you all looked cool." Minako said smiling. " Hmm.. well, you really wouldn't know. You're not a pro." Yaten muttered.

Ah..... Yaten-kun. Sure, he's sarcastic. Sure he's a wise ass and MAYBE a tad mean... but something about him... ooh boy! He's my fave Three Light. He's VERY date-worthy in my little black book.

Minako's Little Black Book...

Seiya Kou- Non-date worthy, too jock-ish, too flirty
Taiki Kou- non- too dorky and oblivious
Yaten Kou- VERY MUCH, kawaii
Motoki Furuhata- Much, so cute
Allen: Taken...... get over....



" Well, you're not being judged by pros, it's your fans who care most. If you REALLY were a pro, then it wouldn't matter what other pros thought." Minako replied. Seiya and Taiki laughed. " She beat you there, Yaten." Yaten grimaced. " Whatever......."

I wonder. Is this how Usagi-chan and Mamoru-san started? If so.. I'm ON MY WAY..... let's just hope there's no memory-loss, break ups, hordes of evil gals/guys to break us up.
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" Damn you Aino Minako!!!! My Yaten-kun will be mine!" a scary girl with brown hair and gold eyes said lighting incense. She began chanting.
" Clato Beractu Nictu.............. oops... wrong chant......"
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Somewhere in a graveyard...

"What was the word. Nicker..... Nickel.... damn. it started with an 'n'!! Ah...... Clato Beractu N*cough cough*. Okay, I said the words. Everything's cool now." the man said grabbing a book. Lightening crashed.
" Come on now! I said the damn words!!!"
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Minako was brushing her hair. " Umi ga hirogaru....doot doot doot...." Artemis was at Usagi's house with Luna. " Ah..... I hope Yaten-kun and I will be together!" Minako pulled back her covers and went to sleep.
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Sunrise. A beautiful day.
Minako awoke groggy.
She stretched. She tried to pull off the covers but couldn't.
She looked at her hands. She saw paws....... PAWS?!!!

" NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII??????????????????????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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End of chapter 1

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