Back at October I was planning to make a Halloween special for my fic d gray man a new translation but I didn't do it since it wasn't going to be as interesting but the Christmas spirit got into me so I decided to make one and this little special, it took around two months to finish the first part (since I had no ideas yet) and since this is a cannon fic let's just say it happens many time after the war against the earl so this special may include spoilers (please after reading this don't think I'm a maniac or someone with mental problems) this fic will have three parts morning, evening and night
PART 1 MORNING
It was the morning of December 24 snow covered the entire Black Order HQ everyone was really exited being one day to go before Christmas and jin came out of his room wearing his casual clothes (that are the same as his first uniform but his jacket is gray, the t-shirt black, blue jeans) but unlike other times he zipped it completely since it was really cold and looked around the dormitory that was completely decorated with lights and some Christmas trees. It was a free day for everyone since there weren't any missions today and even the earl didn't send its akuma that day.
He walked towards the dinning room where he ordered jerry a pizza with pepperoni and sushi with shrimps.
Receiving his order he looked around seeing that almost everyone was there, some of the science department, the finders, kazuki's team was seated alone enjoying their breakfast while Allen and kanda where as always staring at each other with killing intent and lavi tried to calm them down and since Jin was in a weird mood that day he sat down beside the two exorcists who where threading to kill each other
-good morning Jin
Said lavi with his cheerful tone
-hi……..oh come on Allen!! Kanda!! It's almost Christmas cant you be a little calmer today?
Asked Jin annoyed
-beansprout started it
-it's Allen you idiot yuu!
-ok that's it!!!! If you want to fight lets do it Christmas style!!!!
Said Jin and everyone in the dinner stared at him
-fight?
Asked Allen
-Christmas style?
Asked kanda
-yeah just follow me
Answered Jin
------Outside-----------
the surroundings where full of snow Kanda and Allen hearing the rules of Jin's idea they stared at each other with their killing intent eyes while some of the exorcist watch this
-ok at the count of 3 you start ok?
Asked Jin
-is this going to be violent? You know its Christmas
Asked Baian
-that depends
Answered Jin
-but if one gets injured lenalee will kick your ass
Said kazuki
-just forget it start counting 3……….2…………1……..
The two looked at each other ready to attack
-0!!!!!!!!!!
-DIE BEANSPROUT!!!!!!!
-ITS ALLEN YOU DUMNASS!!!!!!!!!!
The two charged towards each other while they grabbed snow from the ground
-ICE GRAVE!!!!!!
Yelled Allen throwing the snow from his left hand making it into a cross shaped attack
-FIRST AND MAYBE LAST ICE ILLUSION HELL INSECTS SNOWBALLS!!!!!!!
Yelled kanda embarrassed throwing many snow shaped hell insects from a stick he found on the ground
-what is this?
Asked lavi confused seeing kanda fighting using "a stick"
-well since there is no point at killing each other I made kanda have a stick so he wouldn't use mugen
Answered Jin
Everyone looked at the two executing their techniques in form of snow balls for a little while leaving the two exhausted
-you're going down yuu!!!
Said Allen whose crown clown was covered with snow
-I'll kill you!!
Answered kanda annoyed who was also covered with snow throwing his stick away accidentally hitting kaze who was walking around carrying some box with decorations killing him in the instant
-oh my god they killed kaze!!!!
Said lavi horrified
-YOU BASTARDS!!!!
Yelled Jin with fury
Allen and kanda saw kaze lying on the snow dead with their mouths hanging
-what the hell!!!???
-I just threw the frikking stick!!!
Jin looked at the two with fury scaring both of them
-you guys………for your selfish hatred….for you kanda calling him a beamsprout!!!! You Allen for being such a GIRL!!!! MY FRIEND KAZE IS DEAD!!!!!!!
Said Jin who had his devil eyes activated
-wait Jin!!!!
-NO WAITS ALLEN DIE WITH MY OMI NE!!!!!!!!!!!
Answered Jin and the two where caught by the effects of the devil eyes
---Kanda's illusion---
-what the hell!!???
Asked kanda who found himself only in his underwear and tied up in a bed
-yuu my dear you owe me my Christmas present
Said a voice kanda quickly recognized
-lavi!!???
Asked kanda shocked to see lavi appearing in from of him with a perverted smile on his face
-oh my cute yuu tonight where going to have a wild one
-NO GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cried kanda who saw lavi touching his chest with his fingers
-such a soft skin……….
-NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you all see he got raped by lavi for ten hours
-----Allen's vision------
Allen looked around and found himself in a store but everything on his surroundings looked weird, and he felt he was being squashed
-where I'm I?
Asked Allen but then he saw Jin coming but for his surprise he looked huge
-where are we Jin? And why are you so big!?
-even if I don't like it I need to buy this crap
Said Jin annoyed
-what are you talking about?
-let's see………a pound of beansprout cost 3.50……that's too much for something I don't like
-WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEANSPROUNT!!!!??
Asked Allen furiously but then he noticed something and screamed in horror seeing that everything around him was beansprout and so was the rest of his body
-I'M A BEANSPROUT!!!!!!!!!!
------Back to reality--------
The two exorcists woke up from their dream paralyzed
-i……..i…..not a bea…
-I wasn't…..ra…
-it was a illusion made by me idiots
Answered jin
-an illusion!!???
Asked the two furiously
-yeah…….an illusion
The two looked at Jin with the same killing intent as the always show to each other and walked towards him
-you made me into a beansprout…..
-you gave a fan service to all girls who want yuuxlavi for ten hours……ten hours!!!!
-well you did kill one of my friends so that's not so bad
-WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Said the two activating their innocence
-wait you guys…….
-CROSS GRAVE!!!!!!
-HELL INSCETS!!!!!!!!
-OK THAT'S IT TAKE THIS WOLF METEOR SNOW!!!!!!
Yelled Jin shooting thousands of snow balls at the two
-what the hell!??? Why aren't you saying it in Japanese just like your other techniques!!??
Asked kazuki
-BECAUSE THE WRITTER HAS NO IDEA HOW TO SAY THIS TECHNIQUE IN JAPANESE!!!!!!!!!!!
Answered Jin and the two received the attack sending them towards the gates
-hey kaze isn't dead!!!!!
Said krony who looked at kaze who was getting up rubbing his head
-what happened? I saw a brown thing and then everything turned………
Kaze saw one of the meteor snow balls coming strait at him hitting him on the face and he fell to the ground dead AGAIN
After a while the kitchen was close since jerry and the other cooks were preparing the dinner so Allen and kaze (after he dug himself out of the grave Jin made) walked towards the science department where everyone was just enjoying the day and Reever looked at both of them
-hey Reever do you know where lenalee is?
Asked kaze
-she went to town really quick with meilin and Miranda to buy some last presents
Answered Reever
-no wonder why, Jin has been looking for her all day
-HEY EVERYONE HERE LOOK AT THIS!!!!!
Said komui in his goofy voice and of course when it was about looking at something made by komui everyone knew it really meant by "look at my weapon of mass destruction Komurin one hundred thousand" or "look at my new weapon to get rid of the mirouko guy"
-what is it this time?
Asked Reever but when they saw it the entire science department had their mouths hanging
-komui…….wh….wha…wha……
-it's my new creation Allen!!! Like it?
-chief……..are you serious!!!!???
-it my new and greatest invention!!!! And I'm going to test it on my favorite guinea pig
Said komui exited who was referring to the exorcist of the black spiky hair with the black pearl eyes
-----Outside--------
Baian and Harry in his wolf form were using a board to slide through the snow enjoying it like little kids while Jin and lavi made a snowman that looked like the earl
-take this earl OMAKI SUI SEN KEN!!!!!!
-HI BAN!!!!!!!
The two destroyed the snowman in an instant with both attacks provoking a gigantic explosion scaring the gatekeeper (the gate)
-that felt good
Said lavi
-yeah……..
Answered Jin
Lavi noticed something on the sky and he had his mouth hanging since it was about to fall on top of Jin
-JIN MOVE!!!!!!
-huh?!
There was a gigantic explosion and when the smoke cleared a person came out and it was lenalee who was wearing her old exorcist uniform with her dark boots activated but for lavi's surprise she had an L symbol on her uniform instead of the black orders crest
-you are not lenalee!
Said lavi pulling out his hammer
-I'm the newest android created by master komui "lenarin" and I was send to kill the perverted Jin mirouko
Answered the fake lenalee with a serious tone surprising lavi even more
-ever since komui found out about lenalee and jin he has always being trying to kill him but this is taking it too far!!!!
Said lavi but for lenarin's surprise Jin was behind lavi breathing heavily
-you alright!!?
-yeah……..damn it komui sending another robot assassin against me……..BUT THIS TIME ITS A ANDROID THAT LOOKS LIKE LENALEE!!!!! WHAT A CHEAP TRICK IS THAT!!!! LIKE IF DEALING WITH THE KIRAYU AND AKUMA WASN'T ENOUGH!!!!!!!!
Said Jin who was really annoyed but then their heard the evil laughter of komui and the two exorcist looked at komui on the gate
-mirouko your time has come now that I created the perfect android for housekeeping and taking care of you lenarin 1 !!!!!!!
-cheap!!! You know I can't fight against lenalee!!! or an android that looks like her!!!!
-that's why!!! Now die and receive the divine punishment for daring to take lenalee's first kiss and being her boyfriend!!!!!!
-you want her to die virgin right?
Asked lavi and hearing this komui's heart got filled with rage
-DON'T EVEN ASK THAT LAVI NOW LENARIN KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!
Ordered komui and she without hesitating obeyed leaving the two with their mouths hanging
-even us?
Asked Baian who was still on the board
-YEAH EVEN YOU!!!!!!!!
Answered komui and for Harry and Baian's surprise lenarin used her enbu kyrikaze at them sending them flying
-AND YOU CALL THIS A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!!!!!!????
Asked kaze who jumped from a window of the tower and Allen followed
-KAZE YOU'RE ALIVE!!!
-OF COURSE I AM I WAS JUST UNCONCIOUS AND YOU DARE TO BURY ME!!
-I'll clean the place from you perverted people who want to touch my lenalee!!!!!!!!!
Said komui while four Komurin's 2 appeared behind him
-THAT'S WHY WE USUALLY DON'T GET BREAKS SINCE THIS THING ALWAYS HAPPENS!!!!
Said Allen annoyed who charged towards the komurin's so did kaze and lavi
-why the hell you planned this today stupid komui!!??
Said Jin who put himself ready to fight the fake lenalee
-because I knew I would got you off guard now that lenalee is away right now she wont save you like the last one thousand seven hundred and forty two times!!!!!!
-keep the count? Damn it komui get a life
lenarin charged towards jin at a speed even faster than lenalee's dark boots and kicked jin on the stomach sending him flying towards the trees where he crashed
-damn she is as strong as lenalee so it seems I have no choice
Said Jin who saw lenarin made a gigantic jump and her dark boots turned into a gigantic drill
-O.O!!!!!!!!!
-die mirouko
Said lenarin who started to fall at an incredible fast speed towards Jin
-it's the end mirouko!!!!!!
Said komui laughing like a maniac
The three exorcist saw behind them lenarin crash on top of jin paralyzed, they never knew komui will actually would went so far but he did but for their surprise they saw jin with his silver ranked armor holding the drill on his hands leaving everyone speechless (with the background music "launch ryu sei ken" from saint seiya if you want to hear it just send me a e-mail)
-you stopped an attack like that!!!??
Asked kaze
-how the hell did you get your silver armor!!!??? Wait…..SINCE WHEN YOU CAN SUMMON AN ARMOR IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!??
Asked lavi
-AND WHY THE HELL WE ARE HEARING BACKGROUND MUSIC FROM ANOTHER ANIME THAT IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS ONE!!????
Asked Allen furiously
-first is because I kick ass and I cant die second this is a spoiler since I think in the next chapters in DGM a new translation I will show you my bronze armor for the first time since I only summoned my silver once against Kazan….oh wait but later on I will be able to summon it and third that's even more simple. Pegasusjin's drug "IS SAINT SEIYA!!!!" And that anime has one of the best soundtracks in both anime and movies in all anime history and since my silver ranked armor looks like the one from the main character and this is his main theme………
-OK STOP TALKING LENARIN KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!
Yelled komui but for his surprise a wind tornado hit lenarin and she was send flying and crashed on the ground in a million pieces
-NI SAN!!!!!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO LEAVE JIN ALONE!!!!!!!
Yelled the real lenalee who came out behind komui and started to kick him on the head
-thanks lenalee
Said kaze as he destroyed the last Komurin
-now ni san apologize to Allen, kaze, lavi, Baian, Harry and jin
Ordered lenalee who was really angry
-I will to everyone but never to ji…. (Receiving another kick on his head)
-thanks lenalee
Said Jin who looked at her savior wearing her usual black dress
-I heard many explosions close so I came as fast as I can and as expected it was my brother
-it's still early but we should start finishing with the preparations
Said kaze
-right and komui will clean the mess he made
Answered Jin and everyone left leaving komui behind
Komui got up slowly as he saw the group leave but he noticed something. Something dropped on Jin's pocket in his jacked it and he grabbed it leaving him surprised to see what it was
Well at last I have ideas next two chapters coming soon