The Legend of Link:
The Roll Goal Adventures!
It was completely ridiculous, no doubt about it.
Link, the Number One Hero of Hyrule (voted so by countless fangirls), had fought and defeated hundreds of the monsters that had infested the kingdom, had released the Light Realm from the shadowy fingers of Twilight and the dark beasts contained within, freeing each and every soul that had been trapped in the clutches of a perpetual nightmare. He had used the Mirror of Twilight to travel back and forth between the Light Realm and the Twilight Realm, had wielded the Master Sword to destroy both the false king Zant and his so-called "God," the malignant owner of the Triforce of Power, Ganondorf, who had plagued Hyrule for centuries, seemingly unable to die. Link had rescued Princess Zelda, and saved both the Light Realm and the Twilight Realm from total destruction, but he just couldn't win at Roll Goal!
Graaaahhg! It was so frustrating to be bested by a tiny glass marble, a shoebox lid, and children's wooden blocks! Some Hero he was, if he couldn't even get a stupid little glass ball to do his bidding! Why couldn't it just roll straight into the goal, why? Why, stupid marble, WHY?
The antagonism between Link and the innocent-looking shoebox game had begun before Link had saved Hyrule. Oh yes, Link had met his worst enemy before he had encountered Ganondorf for the first time... He had found his nemesis inside a quaint little hut while he and his bitterly spiteful companion Midna had still been collecting pieces of Fused Shadow...