"Hi I am Nakamura, I am what you wish you were," said Nakamura.
"What you are nothing, Nawaka, I am the lord of whoopass," said Kronos.
"Wut u mean, fool I got my one eye on you and I see you aint got game"
"Love me hug me but you are still namakian, numnuts"
"You will go down town with a frown u clown"
"Nuh"
"WAT?"
"You are real Nacoconut"
"Kronooo no I hate it when we fight"
"I am sorry baby nakooo"
"No u not u always do dis to me even on our anniversary of gaaaaaay"
"We dont have an anniversary of gaaaaaay bc I am a straight kroney boney"
"No u was gaaaaaaay last night you fagmuffin"
"Nakakakakarrot cake, attend me"
"Attend means to show up somewhere you are not a place kroozypop"
"I am everywhere and everything Nick nack paddy wackamura"
"You are not there"
"Yes i am"
"Then how is u here"
"Cuz im biggggggg"
"Thats not what u were last night kranberry sauce"
"Attend my erection nakakarmenelectra"
"After you attende mine"
"is too small"
"Yeh"
"So you do et now?"
"Yeh"
"But ur not doing it?"
"Yeh"
"Dont sass me, talkinsmackamura"
"MEEEEEEEEE"
"Wut"
"Goofball"
"Wingnut"
"Knuckleheadmcspazzatron"
"I may be a goofball, and all dat otha shit, but im also..."
"IMMA GOOFY TITAN YALL"
"No u is god"
"NUGNUG I IS TITAN"
"Tell dat to zues"
"WAT DID ZUES SAYYY ABOUT MEH"
"He says u aint got game and also i lost your sword in the nether"
"U DID WUT"
"ye ur brother is now bob"
"NOOOO I HATE THAT NAME HOW IS IT DERIVED FROM ROBERT HOWWWWWW"
"Oh and perry johansson says he is gay"
"Really? But is he single..."
"Idk he hangs with Nico alot"
"I GON KILL NICO GAY ANGELO"
"But he gay too"
"Is he single?"
"Like a pringle"
"Give him my number and tell him to join my cause *WINK* Nakranium"
"But i thought we were a thing"
"No u is a thing, I is a place"
"Where?"
"Everywhere"
"Wut"
"I am time you fool"
"But i am ur father"
"NHUUUHUHUHUH"
"So I am FATHER TIME"
"Nuh dont work like dat"
"OHHHHH NOOOOOOO"
"U MAKE ME HORNY AND I FEEL GOOD"
"So we get back together"
"No i rape u bc i am time and u cant report time"
"Yesh i can i call the time police"
"Wut those are real?"
"Yeh"
"We're really in for it this time NAkamurraY"
"WE?"
"Nuh"
FIN