Hey I've been wanting to do this for awhile because I adore the odd couples of the Tudors. This will have a lot of non canon crazy odd pairings that normally wouldn't be able to work. If you want to request a pairing leave it in a review or pm me. I'll do anything but girl/girl.

Disclaimer:I don't own the Tudors.

Pairings: Thomas/KOA, Charles Brandon/Anne Boleyn, Chapuys/Jane Seymour, Cromwell/AOC, Edward Seymour/Katherine Howard, Francis Bryan/Katherine Parr, Knivert/Mary Boleyn

Mentions: Margeret/Wolsey, George Boleyn/Bessie Blount

This takes place in a modern day boy-girl boarding school in which there are apparently never teachers around.

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Henry Tudor looked good and he knew it. Now he just needed a pretty girlfriend too. And who wouldn't want to date him, this vision of many perfection? He tried to recall the name of that pretty Spanish exchange student that had briefly dated his brother. He shrugged and set off to find her anyways.

Rounding a corner he stopped at something he did not expect to see. There was one of his roommates Thomas Moore with Katherine on his lap. It was Katherine right? "Oh hey Henry you remember my girlfriend Katherine." Thomas exclaimed beaming.

Oh damn. Was she going out with him? He racked his mind to figure out when this had happened? He had always thought she had liked HIM. "Oh hey. I gotta go." Henry replied trying to look nonchalant. Damnit. Well wasn't there that one hottie Anne Boleyn or something? He knew she was interested. He set off to go ask her to go the movies with him.

And stopped again as he passed a closet that was making some strange noises. Like the kind his other roommate and friend Charles Brandon made when he was with a girl. Henry couldn't pass this opportunity to catch Charles in a compromising position. Yanking the door open, he was unsurprised when Charles feel out along with a pretty girl.

WAIT! Wasn't Charles going out with his sister? And was that Anne Boleyn? How could she choose Charles over him? Henry was much more manlier. "CHARLES. I THOUGHT YOU WERE DATING MY SISTER" Henry thundered as Charles disentangled himself from Anne.

"Yeah she dumped me for the civics teacher." Charles said gasping for air. Giving a cheeky crooked smile at Anne he got to his feet and offered her a hand.

Henry was momentarily thrown off. "Wolsey? She's dating that old bag of bones?" Charles nodded looking bored with this conversation.

"Yes and if you'll excuse me, Anne and I have a movie to make." Charles replied checking his watch and setting off with Anne behind him.

"See you Henry." Anne waved back to him. Henry sulked for a while and then thought of a new girl he was sure was interested in him. Jane Seymour was her name he thought. Anyways she tutored Spanish on Saturdays so why not drop by there and see her. Feeling only slightly happier he began to move.

He reached the Spanish room without seeing any more couples. And sure enough Jane was in there. With Chapuys. And she was kissing him. Henry burst into the room. "WHAT?WHY?HE'S A GIMP!" he roared scaring both of them half to death.

Once Chapuys and Jane recovered and realized it was just Henry they calmed down. "He's not a gimp, he's very nice." Jane defended her boyfriend. Henry just stormed off in reply. Chapuys shrugged and went back to kissing his lady.

That other foreign girl, Anne or something was ugly she was sure to jump at the chance to date him. "Hey Henry." a voice called out behind him. He turned to see one of his friends Cromwell walking towards him. He nodded. Cromwell was popular with the ladies but not as popular as Henry of course.

"What are you doing?" Henry asked curious. Normally Cromwell would either be studying or out on a date at this point in the day.

"Going to lunch with my new girlfriend Anne." Cromwell said smiling. Henry was floored.

"What? I was going to ask her out!" Henry was fuming. How come today all the girls were taken?

"You said she looked like a horse." Cromwell replied disbelieving.

"That's irrelevant." Henry snapped, walking away leaving Cromwell puzzled behind him. That one Katherine would be available he hoped. Walking into the café he spotted Edward Seymour being led by the hand by Katherine Howard. Curse his luck.

"Edward I thought you were dating Anne Stanhope." Henry stated hoping he didn't sound desperate or anything.

"She dumped me. So I met up with Katherine and we just hit it off. She's much more fun." Edward said as Katherine laughed and kissed him.

Henry was getting really angry so he left before he hit something. Catherine Parr. That was his next choice. He went outside to the breezeway only to see her having a picnic with Francis Bryan. Why was God punishing him Henry wondered as he quickly reversed and ran into Anthony Knivert. Who was currently holding the hand of Mary Boleyn. Henry's next choice. "Hey Knivert do you know if Bessie is still single?"

"No she's dating my brother."Mary replied before Henry walked off furious. Damnit there was no one left. He sighed and decided to just go back to his dorm room for a nap. Alone.

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That Night

Henry thought of his lack of women and suddenly yet out an enraged yell. "HENRY SHUT UP. KATHERINE IS TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP." Thomas yelled back at him.

"THOMAS BE QUIET. ANNE IS IN THE MOOD." Charles screamed back. Henry put the pillow over his head to block them all out. Being a single man sucked.

The end

Awww poor Henry. Actually not since he was so mean to all of them at one point or another. This is his comeuppance. Margerete/Wolsey is officially the weirdest couple ever. Do they ever even speak to each other? R+R please. I'll try to have another couple up soon. Thanks for reading.