Acknowledgements
Before we begin I must thank two fanfic authors.
The first is C.S.Bernard, formerly known as FriendOfRepublicanism, and before that as, Aiglon15. I went to great lengths to incorporate Bernard's writing style into my own, in this test, and plan to continue to do so when I write the complete story. Read C.S.Bernard's stuff, it's great!
Also I must thank NetRaptor. Although I didn't mention Chaos physics that much in this test, I will in the actual story, and I largely based them on NetRaptor's Chaos Fields. I also based Robo Knux's, and Metal Sonic's personality on NetRaptor's version of their personalities. Read NetRaptor's stuff it's my personal favorite!
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Magnatron
Hi, I'm Magnatron, the author not the robot that will be making an appearance in my stories, but not this one.
Anyway, you're listening to the Sonic Phantom radio show! Well actually it's a fanfic, and you're reading it, but humor me.
So, this radio show has been divided up into three presentations. The first presentation, that is Sonic Phantom part 1, is being transmitted from the Sonic radio station in City. The second part will be transmitted from the Danny Phantom radio tower, in another part of City. The third and final part will be transmitted from the Crossover TV without the picture station, also located in City.
There will be outtakes, or deleted scenes at the end of each broadcast day and commercials on occasion.
This program has not been finished, so the time of day it will appear over the air waves will vary erratically. We hope; however that this will not take away from the enjoyment of our program.
And now, without further ado, Sonic Phantom part 1, episode 1.
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Robo Knux
Personal log #849
Date: 5-8-04
Time: 10:37.34
Location: Angel Island
Status: 100
Mission: Obverse Sonic, and friends, study their attack patterns, come up with suitable counters to their moves, and copy their data to fill in blanks in battle programming.
I was hiding in the forest, waiting for Sonic to come and attack Eggman when that exactly happened.
"Hey Eggman! What happened? You get too fat for the last one?" Sonic called out.
Accessing Sonic profile log.
Profile log number: 2
Name: Sonic the Hedgehog
Species: Hedgehog
Gender: Male
Age: 15
Appearance: 100cm tall, 77lb, blue fur, green eyes, white gloves, red and white shoes, is usually smirking.
Threat level: Extremely high
Abilities: Super speed, can break the sound barrier, extremely agile, can curl up into a ball and smash through Dr. Eggman's machines, he emerges unharmed because he uses his Chaos Field to create a momentary barrier around himself, when he does this, he has not been observed using this barrier for any other purpose. Can also use Chaos Emeralds to teleport. Turns into Super Sonic when he comes in contact with all Seven Chaos Emeralds.
Super abilities: Can fly, move at the speed of light, becomes practically invulnerable, no longer needs to breathe. These abilities stay with him until the Chaos Energy runs out. Note: His fur changes color, from blue to gold.
Personality: Cheerful, witty, and apparently carefree; however this last one has been proven false. He cares a great deal for his friends, and he has made it his unofficial job to stop Dr. Eggman at anything and everything, except saving the world from a greater danger.
Weaknesses: Sonic can't swim, and is afraid of water; however he doesn't let this fear stop him from stopping Dr. Eggman. He cares for his friends, and will respond to blackmail if they are captured; however in the past this has proven to only be a short lived solution.
Friends: Tails, Knuckles, Amy, and Cream. These next characters aren't as much friends, as they are acquaintances, Rouge, Big, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Mighty, and Shadow.
Dr. Eggman's notes: Sonic is always getting in the way of my plans! Finding a way to stop him is your number one priority.
Personal notes: Sonic is brash and will charge into a situation without giving it much thought. I believe this to be a potential weakness.
I kept the file open, ready to add to it, or change any errors that became obvious, as I watched Sonic battle Eggman.
"I'm not fat!" Eggman bellowed, in denial, as he fired a homing missile at Sonic.
Sonic dodged around a tree, but the missile that was tracking him was unable to match the maneuver and crashed into the tree's thick trunk. I hadn't done a detailed scan of that particular tree, and I didn't feel like doing one now, but I estimated that it was over a foot and a half thick, and was also over fifty feet tall. Still this was no match for the missile's destructive power. It blasted the bottom of the truck into splinters, and the force of the explosion made the rest of the tree bounce roughly ten feet in the air, before it started to come crashing down.
"Timber!" I thought to myself.
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Skulker
Personal log # 2,254,386
Date: 5-8-04
Time: 10:38 am
Location: Amity Park
Sub location: The ghost child's high school
Status: 93.8
Mission: Distract the ghost child so that he doesn't stumble on to Plasmius's plan.
I activated my jetpack and flew towards the ghost child. He saw me coming, and turned intangible, so I went right through him.
"I sooo don't have time for this." The ghost child said.
It was right about then that I realized that I had forgotten to load the ghost child's profile log, before attacking him, so I started loading it immediately.
Accessing ghost child's profile log. Please wait…
The ghost child pulled out one of those accursed Fenton thermoses, and pointed it at me.
Please wait…
I turned invisible, and flew to my left, as the Fenton thermos's, ghost catching, blue beam flew through the space I had just vacated.
Please wait…
"Load! You stupid machine!" I silently commanded my internal computer.
Profile log, file name: Ghost child
Name: Danny Fenton\ Danny Phantom
Species: Half human, half ghost.
Gender: Male
Age: 14
Appearance #1 AKA human form: Black hair, blue eyes, skinny, plain features.
Appearance #2 AKA ghost form: Silver hair, green eyes, skinny, still plain features.
Threat level: Moderate
Abilities: Ghost strength, ghost agility, ecto blasts, ghost shields, intangibility, invisibility, ghostly wail, flight.
Personality: Witty, a little lazy, and slightly more responsible than the average teenager.
Weaknesses: Paulina, parents, Sam, lack of intelligence, using the ghostly wail takes a lot out of him, and getting knocked out in his ghost form makes him automatically switch back to human form.
Friends: Sam, Tucker
Family: Jack his father, Maddie his mother, Jazz his sister.
Acquaintances: Paulina, Dash, Mr. Lancer, Valery.
Notes: Despite the ghost child's lack of threat level he has proven to be extremely difficult to catch, though not impossible.
"I think I need to add a list of the ghost child's weapons." I thought to myself, as the ghost child shifted his aim, in a vain attempt to capture me.
I needed to counter attack. I loaded my weapons list.
Loading weapons list.
Weapon name Status
Rocket launcher #1--Standing by
Rocket launcher #2--Standing by
Rocket launcher #3--Deployed, ammo at 50
Rocket launcher #4--Deployed, ammo at 87
Double rocket launcher--Damaged
Ecto laser #1--Deployed
Ecto laser #2--Deployed
Ecto laser #3--Standing by
Ecto laser #4--Standing by
Phantom Palm Pummeller--Under development
Net launcher #1--Standing by
Net launcher #2--Malfunction
Personal ghost shield--Under development
Doc Ock rip off--Under development
Activate net launcher #1.
The section of my suite's back left shoulder opened up, and the net launcher popped out immediately.
Net launcher #1, deployed.
My weapons load a lot faster than my data files.
Anyway I turned visible, took aim with all my deployed weapons, and fired a virtual hail storm at the ghost child.
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Robo Knux
Sonic ran a complete circle around the Eggmobile XL, dodging around the lasers, missiles, bullets, freeze rays, energy blasters, and mechanical arms, as he came within their range.
Eggman worked furiously at the controls, unable to match Sonic's speed himself, but the speed of his weapons, and the sheer number of them made up for this fact, or rather tried to.
Sonic suddenly stopped running, stood almost perfectly still, and made a face at Eggman, "Nah!" then zipped off again just in time to avoid the flurry of deadly projectiles that totally decimated the ground he had been standing on.
Although I do find Sonic fascinating I don't find him as fascinating as his robotic counterpart, Metal Sonic does. So tired of watching the hedgehog's antics I shrunk down his profile, with a program similar, but in every way superior, to windows, and brought up Dr. Eggman's profile, as well as the data file of the weapons he had brought to this fight.
Accessing Dr. Eggman's profile, Eggmobile data file, Eggmobile XL data file. Stand By.
Profile Log #1
Name: Dr. Eggman Robotnick
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown, probably somewhere in-between 25 and 50.
Appearance: Fat! Very fat, he weighs a whopping 700lb, and is only 185cm tall, with a huuuge! walrus like mustache, tooth pick legs, a pointy carrot like nose, and bald, or in a word, ugly.
Threat level: Fluctuates between high, and extremely low.
Abilities: Scientific genius, specifically in anything to do with robotics, computers, and Chaos physics, has single handedly created several robotic armies, bases, and flying fortresses.
Personality: Pompous, annoying, bombastic, throws a temper tantrum when he doesn't get his way, and apparent manners, the last one only shows up when things are going exceptionally well, or he is lying.
Weaknesses: Thinks too highly of himself, and doesn't recognize his opponents true threat until they make it apparent. Thinks his armies are capable of simply overwhelming the planet, despite past evidence to the contrary.
Dr. Eggman's notes: I am your master and the most brilliant scientist in the universe. You will obey my every command, no matter what.
Personal notes: He is my master, he created me, and when I have finished my combat programming he will lead me into combat, I can't wait. Oh and he is obsessed with the word egg?
Data file #1
Name: Eggmobile
Type: Small one man fighter\transport.
Appearance: Almost egg shaped, with two short wings, it has a short windshield, with a collapsible top, like a convertible, the top is usually down, it has a single head light, and little decoration.
Threat level: Fluctuates between low and moderate.
Features: Constantly being fluctuated, do to old weapons being taken off to make room for new ones, the bare bones features are flight, computer link hook up to the Eggman Empire network, some form of mini missiles, hologram projector, hook up to any compatible Eggman Empire robot, or machine, quick grab claw, and triple padded seat.
Weakness: Lack of any real major offensive strength.
Dr. Eggman's notes: The Eggmobile's primary purpose is transportation, and escape when Sonic has defeated my robots, but it can be used for combat in a pinch.
Personal notes: Why did he shape it like an egg?
Data file #1043
Name: Eggmobile XL prototype
Type: Heavy combat vehicle
Appearance: A much larger Eggmobile.
Threat level: High
Features: Flight, compatibility with the Eggmobile, 5 missile launchers, 4 rockets launchers, 7 machine guns, 7 lasers cannons, 4 energy blasters, 2 freeze rays, and 3 mechanical arms.
Weakness: Unknown
Dr. Eggman's notes: My Eggmobile has served me well in the past. So I decided to make a larger prototype.
Personal notes: None
I took 0.8 seconds to look over the data and decided to fill in the blanks in the Eggmobile XL's data file.
Weakness: Apparently can't even make Sonic break a sweat.
I thought about this a moment, then on impulse scanned Sonic. He was sweating, but he had run all the way here, and I meant figuratively anyway, so I didn't change it.
Personal notes: Bigger doesn't equal better.
I almost stopped there, but I decided to add one last thing.
Personal notes: Bigger doesn't equal better, Eggman's gut is proof of that.
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Skulker
The ghost child barely managed to avoid getting hit, but the Fenton thermos got tangled up in my ghost net.
"Ha ha! What are you going to do now ghost child?" I asked tauntingly.
"Oh I don't know. How about this?!" The ghost child said, then knocked me back with an ecto blast, and I crashed into the outside wall of the school, damaging my #3 rocket launcher, and my #1 net launcher.
So I checked my weapons list.
Weapon name Status
Rocket launcher #1--Standing by
Rocket launcher #2--Standing by
Rocket launcher #3--Damaged
Rocket launcher #4--Deployed, ammo at 56
Double rocket launcher--Damaged
Ecto laser #1--Deployed
Ecto laser #2--Deployed
Ecto laser #3--Standing by
Ecto laser #4--Standing by
Phantom Palm Pummeller--Under development
Net launcher #1--Damaged
Net launcher #2--Malfunction
Personal ghost shield--Under development
Doc Ock rip off--Under development
Activate rocket launcher #1.
System error.
"What?" I thought. What could have gone wrong? Then I remembered that rocket launcher #1 and ecto laser #1 where both located on my lower right arm, and couldn't both be deployed at the same time.
"Stupid suite." I thought, as I dodged another attack from the ghost child. "I really need some upgrades."
"Danny!" Two kids yelled. I turned and recognizing them as Sam, and Tucker loaded their profile logs.
Accessing ghost child's friends' profile logs. Please wait…
"Don't worry guys!" The ghost child yelled. "It's only Skulker."
Please wait…
"Only Skulker!" I barked back, quite miffed. "Only the ghost zone's greatest hunter? Only the ghost that united all the others against Pariah Dark? Only that Skulker?"
Please wait…
"Yeah, only that Skulker." The ghost child said matter-of-factly, then flew straight at me.
Please wait…
I dodged to the left, caught the ghost child by the leg, threw him to the ground, and said, getting louder as I continued. "Well I'm only going to turn you into a pellllt!"
Please wait…
"Hey Skulker!" One of the ghost child's friends called. "What's the purple backed guerillas' favorite food?"
Profile log name: ghost child's friends
First friend: Sam
Species: Human
Gender: Female
Age: 14
Appearance: Black hair, purple eyes, skinny, not too pretty.
Threat level: Extremely low
Abilities: shouting advice, and criticism to the ghost child.
Personality: Is into Goth, but is still about as cheerful as the average teenager.
Weaknesses: Too many to bother, she has no major strength.
Friends: The ghost child, Tucker
Notes: She's not important, I filled out this half of the file when I was bored.
Second friend: Tucker
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 14
Appearance: Dark skin, rather geeky, is always wearing a stupid red hat.
Threat level: Moderately low
Abilities: A techno wiz, can hack into my suites systems
Personality: Loves high tech machines, and technology, and carriers them everywhere he goes, he is considered a geek by most of the other humans.
Weakness: No combat abilities to speak of
Friends: The ghost child, Sam
Notes: His stupid PDA has infected me with a virus that keeps sending me to the library to get a book about purple back guerrillas. I have to be careful not to let him hook his PDA up to my system when he is around. This is has proven harder than it should be.
I immediately told my system to boost power to the firewall.
Error
Energy overload
Ecto laser #1--Malfunction
Ecto laser #2--Malfunction
Ecto laser #3--Malfunction
Ecto laser #4--Malfunction
Command interface--Malfunction
Security center--Malfunction
MP3 player--Malfunction
Go to the library and check out book on purple back guerilla.
"Nooo!" I shouted, but I knew it was already too late, the virus would force my suit to take me to the library, thus leaving my prey.
My auto pilot turned me around, and flew me towards the library, which I knew from experience was across town. But then a new message was displayed across the screen.
Auto pilot--Malfunction
I couldn't believe my luck. For once one of my suite's internal errors had worked in my favor.
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Metal Sonic
Personal log #2,456
Date: 5-8-04
Time: 10:38.07
Location: Angel Island
Status: 100
Mission: Obverse Sonic, and friends, study their attack patterns, come up with suitable counters to their moves, and copy their data to fill in blanks in battle programming.
I watched as the hedgehog bounced all around the Eggmobile XL, damaging systems, and denting the armor of my master's newest weapon. I had suspected as much of course.
The hedgehog had proven to be my master's greatest enemy, and my master was determined to defeat the three foot blue rodent, as was I.
My master had tried numerous different tactics against the hedgehog, most of which the hedgehog overcame with ease, but there were a few that had come close, like the time I had engaged him. However despite all of the past defeats I knew that my master would win in the end. He had knowledge, intelligence, and vast resources at his disposal, where as the hedgehog had his own abilities, and a few friends that all had little more. I knew that my master would win eventually, and I knew that the chances of delivering the killing blow myself where 90.
Of all my master's creations my design was superior. I was designed after the Eggman Empires single greatest threat, wasn't I?
Besides me my 'brother' stirred, and spoke. "He chipped the paint."
One of the more useless features of my AI programming is the ability to feel emotions. Dr. Eggman says that this will help me better understand my organic enemies, who largely base their decisions on emotions, and better equip me to predict what they'll do, so I can counter it. However so far I have only felt two emotions. The first is anger, which is always directed towards the hedgehog. I cannot even speak his name, for it is my name also. The second is annoyance, which is always directed towards my brother, Robo Knux, and his stupid antics, which I was feeling right now.
"What?" I asked, as I loaded his data file. I had already filled it out, but if he gave me reason to change anything I wanted to be ready to do so as quickly as possible. Only when I could accomplish every task faster than the hedgehog would I be able to defeat him.
Accessing Robo Knux data file.
Data file #978
Name: Robo Knux
Type: Elite combat unit
Appearance: 110cm tall, 304.72lb, mostly red hull, green eyes, four dreadlock engines, obvious robot features.
Threat level: High
Features: Chaos drive treated hull, mark II quad dreadlock engines, mark VII egglaser, built in his right arm, also carries a self installed machinegun in his left arm, two six inch blades coming out of each of his fists, info red, echo, and substance scanners, the ability to improve his combat programming by observing others in combat, the ability to upgrade himself, and our masters latest AI program design.
Personality: Obnoxious, oily, and ruthless.
Weaknesses: Unknown
Dr. Eggman's notes: You were my best creation Metal Sonic. So I decided to expand on your line. I believe that the Eggman Empire's final victory against Sonic will be achieved through the two of you
Personal notes: Robo Knux's improved AI programming has seemed to give him more faults than insight into his enemies. I seriously doubt that we will ever work together well enough for it to be considered team work. Also he would rather bulk up on a large number of weapons, than strip himself down, to only the most necessary features. This ideology makes him heavier, and slower, which I believe to be a potential weakness, but cannot judge until I see my brother in action.
"Hey chipped the paint." Robo Knux repeated, matter-of-factly.
"That has nothing to do with our objective." I said, equally matter-of-factly.
"On the contrary." Robo Knux said. "Our objective is to observe Sonic, and I am observing that he chipped the paint."
"Why do you bring up something of such pointlessness?" I asked, getting more annoyed every time he activated his voice box.
"Eggman says that nothing Sonic does should be dismissed as pointless; every subtlety about Sonic should be studied with care, and precision." Robo Knux said.
I had about had it with him now, and, drawing myself up to my full height, said. "Stop wasting our time. If you think the hedgehog's ability to chip paint important, then log it away, but stop pestering me about it, and get back to observing, 'silently'."
I went back to studying the fight. For a wonder, my brother kept quiet. Then I noticed something. During my conversation with my brother I had missed the fact that Tails had shown up. As yet more annoyance flowed through my AI chip, I loaded the two tailed fox's profile.
Accessing Tail's profile log.
Profile log number: 3
Name: Miles Tails Prower
Species: Fox
Gender: Male
Age: 13
Appearance: 80cm tall, 44lb, yellow, and white fur, usually wears white gloves and white and red shoes, has two bushy tails.
Threat level: Moderate
Abilities: Flight, which is done by spinning his two tails like a helicopter, intelligence, incredible speed, spin attack, which is identical to the hedgehog's spin attack.
Personality: Shy when Sonic is not around, but confident when he is, eager to please.
Weaknesses: Loses some of his confidence when Sonic isn't around, but this has never stopped him from fighting, not as fast as Sonic.
Friends: Sonic, Knuckles, Amy, Cream, these next characters aren't as much friends, as they are acquaintance, Rouge, Big, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Mighty, and Shadow.
Dr. Eggman's notes: Tails is Sonic's best friend, and actually smart enough to be considered my intellectual rival; however he spends most of his time following Sonic around, and his ethics keep him from stealing, so he will never be able to field a robot army of his own, besides, he specializes in Chaos physics, not robotics.
Personal notes: Tails has been personally trained by the hedgehog, and has a fighting style very similar to the hedgehog; also Tails has built a variety of devices that have been a hindrance to the Eggman Empire. Tails is one of few who are capable of hacking into the Eggman Empire computer network system.
I watched Tails, move with the hedgehog, in perfect team work, inflicting more, and more damage on my master's newest weapon. Smoke was poring out of several sections by now, and I knew that this particular battle's end was not far off.
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Danny
I landed hid behind Tucker, and Sam, so that no one would see me, and switched back into Danny Fenton, then gave Tucker a high five. "Way to send him packing Tuck!"
Tucker smiled, and holding up his PDA, said. "I couldn't have done it without my baby." Then Tucker proceeded to caress his 'baby'.
I was about to tease Tucker about this, but Sam interrupted me.
"Danny! he's coming back!" She yelled
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Robo Knux
In a stroke of pure luck one of the Eggmobile XL's mechanical arms managed to snag Tails, and held him high in the air.
"Sonic! Help!" The young fox screamed, in fright.
"Bwahaha!" Laughed Eggman, with glee.
"Coming buddy!" yelled Sonic, in determination.
Sonic leapt from his position on the ground onto the Eggmobile XL, and made a dash for the mechanical arm that held the fox high. A second mechanical arm launched itself like a cobra, right along Sonic's path; the hedgehog expertly rolled under. Two missiles and three rockets came at him from different directions; Sonic dodged around one, jumped over two more, and slid limbo style under the last two. Lasers, energy blasts, and freeze rays crisscrossed, in an attempt to block his path to his friend; Sonic rolled, jumped, ran, dodged, and slid right up to the mechanical arm that held Tails.
The arm held Tails ten feet above the top of the Eggmobile XL, and although Sonic's speed had enabled himself to prove again and again his ability at horizontal jumping, being only three feet, he wasn't known for his vertical jumping.
However Sonic was up to the challenge, and spin attacked the arm, it shook violently, but kept its grip on Tails.
"Just what do you think you're up to Doc?" Called the voice of Knuckles.
I brought up his profile.
Accessing Knuckles profile log.
Profile log number: 4
Name: Knuckles the echidna
Species: Echidna
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown, is believed to be 15, or 16.
Appearance: 110cm tall, 88lb, red fur, green eyes, Dreadlocks that hang straight down, white mittens, with two spikes coming out of each, red and white shoes that almost look like they have a big lego on them, is usually frowning.
Threat level: High
Abilities: Very strong, incredible speed, can manipulate his Chaos Field to glide, he makes a pose similar to Superman's, when he does this, only both arms are extended in front of him equally, can manipulate the Master Emerald, and sense it's presence.
Personality: Acts like a tough guy, but still has his soft spots, not to bright to the point of stupidity, has a sense of honor.
Weaknesses: Gullible, probably the most gullible warrior on the face of the planet!
Friends: Sonic, and Tails. These next characters aren't as much friends, as they are acquaintances, Amy, Cream, Rouge, Big, Vector, Charmy, Espio, Mighty, and Shadow.
Dr. Eggman's notes: Knuckles spends most of his time on Angel Island guarding the Master Emerald, thus I usually don't run into him unless he, or the Master Emerald are part of my plans. He is gullible, and easily turned against Sonic.
Personal notes: I am Knuckle's robotic twin, but this prospect doesn't bother me the way it does Metal Sonic. Knuckles is a stupid moron, and I am far superior to him, I can't wait to show him this.
Eggman forgot about Sonic for a moment, and stared at Knuckles, surprised, which was dumb. He knew that Knuckles lived on Angel island, and that the fight would lure the Master Emerald's guardian, he'd just gotten so caught up in the fight with Sonic he had lost track of where he was and now it was going to cost him.
From past experience I knew exactly what would happen next. Eggman would lose his focus for a moment, as he tried to adjust to attacking both Sonic and Knuckles at the same time. Sonic and Knuckles would take advantage of this fact, and gain ground on the evil Dr. Then Eggman would, too late, regain his composure, and split his firepower equally between his two opponents. By then any slim chance of hitting either of them would be gone, and moving in pretty good coordination, although not as good as the coordination between Sonic and Tails, they would accomplish their objective, while Eggman threw a fit the entire time.
I watched as the battle proceeded exactly as I had surmised. Knuckles eventually reached the mechanical arm that held Tails, and with one solid right cross, tore the bottom of the arm to shreds. The arm, no longer connected to its power source, lost it's grip on Tails, but the Fox wasn't used to trying to fly, while in the midst of falling, and the surface of the Eggmobile XL was coming up to fast for him to be able to reorient himself properly. However this was not a problem, as Sonic was quite up to the task of catching his good friend. By now Eggman was practically foaming at the mouth.
Now, with that crisis averted the three Mobians proceeded to pummel the Eggmobile XL's sorry hull, and weapons.
Deciding that he had had enough Eggman ejected the Eggmobile, and took off into the horizon, shouting as he went. "You're going to pay for this!"
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Skulker
The ghost child landed, and hid behind his friends, as he changed back into his human form. He did this because, by now, a small crowd had noticed the commotion, and was on its way to investigate.
It was time to show the ghost child that he hadn't won yet.
I turned myself around headed on a tackle course with the ghost child, but his female friend noticed me and performed her only useful function, yelling.
"Danny! He's coming back!"
I took aim with my echto laser number one and fired, or tried to. Instead of firing a beam of hot echto energy at the ghost child my suit activated my windshield wipers, which proceeded to slap me in the face. "Ow, ow, ow."
"Why did I even have these installed?" I wondered, as I ripped them out.
The ghost child had been looking for a place he could disappear to, in order to change back into his ghost form, but stopped to laugh at my predicament.
I tackled him. When he's in his human form he's far less durable than when he is in his ghost form, thus my tackle knocked him out like a light.
Accessing gsoht cdil'hs fiamy'ls log. Please wait…
"Stupid suit." I muttered to myself, as I lifted the unconscious ghost child up, by the collar of his shirt.
Please wait…
"Hey! No one picks on Fentoad but me, and those I give permission to. Do you have permission?"
Please wait…
I turned and saw the school bully, Dash staring at me defiantly. Beside him his tag along football star friend, I couldn't recall his name, looked confused. "Um Dash, you never gave me permission either."
wiat Pelase…
Dash rolled his eyes, but didn't answer. Instead he returned to glaring at me and said. "So you gonna put him down, or do I have to make you?"
Profile log name: ghost child's family
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Father: Jack Fenton
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Species: Human
Gender: Male
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Age: Never took the tmie to find out.
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Appearance: Fat, dark hair, has a stupid look on his face, and is always wearing an orange jump suit.
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Threat level: Low
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Abilities: Is actually a genius when it comes to creating ghost catching gear. s lik
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Personality: Sputid, and is obsessed with ghosts and ghost hunting.
Weaknesses: Utter lack of intelligence.
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Notes: He is an idiot, and a lousy fighter, but he married the love of Vlad Plasmius's life, so Vlad is out to get him. Personally I don't care about that fact. Oh, and he wants to rip apart the ghost boy molecule by molecule, he obviously doesn't realize that it's his son.
Mother: Maddie Fenton
Species: Human
Gneedr: Female
Age: Don't know, don't care.
Appearance: Short brown hair, brown eyes, skinny, wears a blue jump suit.
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Threat level: Moderately low
Abilities: Is pretty athletic, and uses the weapons that she invents with her husband better than anyone else, except maybe the ghost child.
Personality: An easy going house wife, unless you bad mouth her jump suit, or her husband. Thinks ghost hunting is normal.
Weaknesses: Nnoe really.
Notes: Vlad Mtaesrs is madly in love with her, and she is the ghost child's mother. The only other marginally interesting fact about her is that she wants to dissect the ghost boy. She also obviously doesn't know he's her son.
Sister: Jazz
Species: Human
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Aperaanpce: Like a younger version of her mother, only she has red hair, blue eyes, and wears the latest fashions rather than a jump suit.
Threat level: Microscopic
Abilities: None that I care about.
Personality: Thinks she's the only responsible person in her family, and tries to live up to that responsibility, other than that, your average teaegne girl.
Weaknesses: : p
Notes: None
I got distracted by all the mistakes and extra letters in the log, and forgot about Casper High's bully, who seemed to be upset that I had stepped on his turf, but he didn't forget about me. He punched me in the chest. Then jumped back, shaking his hand. "Ow."
"Alright! everyone clear out! There's a ghost haunting this school, and Jack Fenton's going to catch it!" I heard the loud voice of the ghost child's father yell to the crowds, followed by the voice of his wife.
"(Gasp) Jack! he's got our son!"
"Oh great." I muttered to myself. Normally I wouldn't be concerned about the ghost child's parents, but in my current malfunctioning condition I couldn't put up a proper fight. I tried anyway though. As the ghost child's father ordered me to put down his son I targeted him with my remaining rocket launchers, and fired. The suite ejected me instead.
Not many people know that I, Skulker, the ghost zone's greatest hunter, am about the size of an orange, and pretty close to the shape of one too. I just have a face, skinny arms and legs, and am the color green. I felt pretty small and pathetic, landing three feet in front of the ghost child's father that way, but for once my size worked in my favor, he didn't notice me.
Thinking I had gotten off scot free, I decided now was an excellent time to retreat, and was about to do so, but once again the universe conspired against me, and saw to it that nothing went well for me for very long. The ghost child's father stepped on me on his way to his son, and my empty suit.
"Ouch." I, humiliatingly, squeaked.
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Outtake
Skulker
So I checked my weapons list.
Weapon name Status
Rocket launcher #1--Standing by
Rocket launcher #2--Standing by
Rocket launcher #3--Damaged
Rocket launcher #4--Deployed, ammo at 56
Double rocket launcher--Damaged
Plastic wear--Deployed
Ecto laser #1--Deployed
Ecto laser #2--Deployed
Rubber chicken--Eating rubber seed
What? Who was messing with the script!?
"Cut!" Magnatron called out.
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Magnatron
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