I actually wrote this in a PM to I love Janto and they suggested I post this up. So here you go :)
Dean threw back a shot, slamming the glass back down on the counter and signalling for another. Jack, having just walked in, noticed the blonde man at the bar and sauntered over to him. "Hello, Captain Jack Harkness," He said. "And you are?"
"Not interested," Dean said.
"Fistey," Jack said with a laugh. "I like it, what's your name tough guy?"
"Dean," Dean said with a grunt as he threw another shot back.
"Rough day, Dean?" Jack asked, taking a seat and signalling for a shot himself.
"You could say that," Dean grumbled. "Goddamn fairies."
"Fairies?" Jack asked, interested.
"The little bitch was topless and beat me senseless," Dean hissed through clenched teeth.
"So she didn't try to choke you on Rose petals?" Jack asked.
"What?" Dean shot back.
"Nothing," Jack assured. At that moment a sparkling light, vaguely distinguishable as a tiny human form with wings, flew over to the table. She was wearing a green dress and her brilliant blonde hair was fastened in a bun at the top of her head. She whacked Dean around the face. Then proceeded to beat the two men down. They fled the bar as quickly as they could, but it did them no good. By the time they had reached the end of the street, both were on their last breath.
"Dean?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm sorry," and with that both men collapsed. Tinkerbell puffed out her little chest in victory and flew off.
An almighty gasp came from Jack and he sat up. He looked over at Dean, greatly saddened by the man's death. Dean's eyes fluttered. Jack stared at the man in complete shock. "How?" They both uttered at the same time.
