The Book (7th Edition)
Disclaimer: I do not own Xmen Evolution
A/N: Co authored with Thyawesomesword448. Takes place in the Babysitting universe,after book Seven. Thanks to StrawberryM'n'M and mangagurlz for suggesting some rules.
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Logan looked at the student body and took a deep had been the worst morning in the history of him being the Headmaster. They were clearly trying to drive him crazy,but it wouldn't work! He had survived Bobby and Kurt with his sanity intact, he could handle this group. Even if they decided to do foolish things, like leaving the gate open all night and spreading grape Jello all over the foyer. They were just trying to break him.
"Great! I would love for all of you just to listen but you DON'T! You never listened to me but you will listen to me! Your Headmaster and you will listen to the rules even if it kills you!" Logan growls, before he began to read The Book.
Safety(rules 1-15)
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1 At no time shall any member of the household leave the gates open
" This attracts enemies,troublemakers,curfew breakers, and most of all sales men. I just can't deal with another cleaner demonstration ..I just can't" Logan states,interrupting himself, Juilen then raised his hand and Logan sighed. "Yes?"
"What gate?" Julien asks
"What do you mean what gate?" Logan growls,glaring.
"I mean what gate?" Julien stared at him for a minute before starting to read again.
2 No one shall be out past 11pm
A) At time of attack or school event,curfew will be extended
" Please stop trying to pay the Brotherhood to attack so that you can sneak in post curfew, You know who you are, and so do I" Logan states
Once again Juilen raised his hand. "What is it Juilen?" Logan sighs
"I was wondering, what do you mean by gate?" Julien questions.
"The gate right in front of the school!" Logan said twitching.
"O-kay. Also what curfew, I mean I have been going to parties downtown this whole semester." Julien continues.
"Juilen just shut up." Logan then began to read The Book again.
3 At NO time shall any member of the institute, student or staff, give Jamie ANY form of sugar. Especially not chocolate. Violation of this rule can result up to and included immediate expulsion of the violator
A) While under seige Jamie may consume chocolate,releasing secret weapon #4
" This. means. everyone !" Wade yells from behind Logan, where the staff is assembled.
4 At no point should anyone mention unicorns on Rogue's presence.
A) It is acceptable to point out a unicorn if being held captive,releasing secret weapon #1
Juilen raised his hand once again making Logan groan. "WHAT IS IT JUILEN!?" Logan screamed. "Never mind." Juilen said teary eyed.
5 At no time will anyone touch Rogue's teddy bear,Mr Fuzzy.
A) Please stop mentioning Mr Fuzzy's funeral
" Not only is it cruel, it also extremely destructive, and no one enjoys watching Remy talk her down with Chocolate bars and promises of revenge." Logan states,looking up.
Juilen raised his hand again. "I was going to ask earlier who's Jamie? And how did Mr. Fuzzy die? Once more what secret weapons and who is Jamie?"
"Jamie is, wait did you just ask who Jamie was twice?" Logan asks
"...Yes?."Julien states
"...Jamie is the boy who almost destroyed the school, who ate one piece of chocolate and destroyed half the town, Jamie is sitting right next to you! And don't mention Mr. Fuzzy, he was Rogue's teddy bear which Jamie destroyed." Logan said.
Rogue tearfully left the auditorium, followed quickly by her husband, who was pulling a candy bar from his coat. Sending death glares in Julien's direction on his way out. Wanda sighs and pulls Kaitie into her lap, as the toddler watches her parents exit.
6 Kitty is not allowed to prepare dinner..at all
Kitty raises her hand " Yes that means ever,Kitty" Kitty then frowns and crosses her arms over her chest.
7 The members of enemy teams must sign in when visiting
"Who's Kitty?"Julien questions
"Kitty is your teacher!" Logan yells
"Also there is a sign in thing?" Julien questions
"Well, there isn't anymore, because there was a time of peace... but that has never lasted very long but I thought it would be longer, plus Wade cut the Sign in desk in half." Logan states quickly.
8 Restock fire extinguishers daily
" ...We need to update that. Make it twice daily" Logan states as he makes a note, then smiles at Kaitlyn. Who smiles back, when she sees her father slip back into the room.
9 No swimming for an hour after eating (Rahne)
" Seriously Rahne... No one wants to have to dive in to save you again, and no one wants to have to go to the Med Lab for stitches again either." Logan states,glaring at the girl,who shrugs.
10 No running with scissors (Jamie)
"What I've been running with scissors in my room for years! And what pool?" Juilen pouted , not bothering to raise his hand this time
"Jamie filled the pool with cement and your so stupid you will die someday and no one will be able to save you." Logan replies
"Thanks! That was good advice." Julien exclaims
"Huh...?" Logan said scratching his head.
"Oh yeah what is a fire extinguisher?" Julien questions
"Uh rule eleven is..." Logan continues
11 No one is allowed to sneak in guests ( Kitty)
"What I never." Kitty protests.
"Yes you did." Logan said and then Kitty pouted. Piotr raises an eyebrow, causing her to sink into her chair.
12 No one is allowed to tell Wade where his swords are
" They are hidden for a reason,respect it." Logan growls
Unmentioned number) No one shall mention the number that is missing from this list in front of Jamie
"Oh I remember what a fire extinguisher is and why can't I tell Wade his swords are under your desk? And why can't I say the number 13 in front of Jamie?"Julien states as he raises his hand,again.
Jamie then started screaming and Wade said. "Yes!" and walked off.
"Thanks Juilen." Logan muttered.
"Your welcome." Julien smiles brightly. Logan just stared at him and shrugged.
Bobby, stands to drag Jamie out of the room.
14 NEVER mention Magneto in front of Wanda, unless she's pregnant
"Who's Magneto?" Julien questions.
Everyone stared at him, everyone.
"...Seriously." Julien states
15 The invasion alarm is not a toy...but can be used to warn of an impending birth.
Juilen raised his hand. "WHAT IS IT!?"
"I need to use the bathroom." Juilen stated
" Alright, you idiots, fifteen minutes. Everyone use the bathroom and get a drink,we won't be stopping again." Logan states.
There is a collective sigh as the student body (and teaching staff) move towards the door.
Operating the School 16-41
16 All classes will present a syllabus the first day of class.
A Any question pertaining to an individual class, the syllabus should be consulted
B If the question can not be answered by the syllabus, then ask the teacher of the class
" What's a syllabus?" Jamie questions
"... It's the list of lessons to be taught in that class." Logan replies.
" Hey, did I get one pf those?" Questions Jamie
" Yes Jamie,everyone did. " Logan replies tiredly
" Holy Crap! YOU'RE Jamie!?" Julien states, jumping to his feet. " I KNEW you were lying when you said you were Dr Awesome."
" Thank you for the update, Captain Obvious." Jamie replies.
" No probl- HEY I'm not team captain." Julien states.
...and you never will be,sit down" Growls Logan.
17 All teaching positions will be assigned by the Headmaster
A. Every teacher on the staff is qualified to teach in their field, questioning this ability will result in detention, for an amount of time to be determined by the teacher in question.
" Whose the Headmaster?" Jamie questions
" I am." Logan replies.
" Oh. I though you were the Chart-Barer." Jamie states
" I am." Logan says
18 All assignment must be up to date, to receive a pass to visit town.
A. If there is a question of missing assignments,please consult your teachers
B. No You can not upset Kaitlyn to burn your assignments (Rahne)
C. No you can not give Jamie chocolate to say he destroyed you assignment (Rahne)
D. Please do not pay the brotherhood to get rid of your assignment (Rahne you should just study)
" I don't want to." Rahne states
" Then you will continue to spend your evenings in detention." Logan replies.
19. Every one must obey the curfew
A. Every one must be on the grounds by 11 pm weekends, 10 pm weekdays
B. Every one must be in their dorm by 12 am weekends, 11pm weekdays
C. Lights out is 12:15 am weekends, 11:15 pm weekends, no exceptions
" What curfew?" Julien questions.
" The one I just read you." Logan replies.
"But-" Julien begins
20. Classes begin promptly at 9 am Monday through Friday
A. You are expected to be in your classes on time
B. If you are ill, please get an excuse from Dr McCoy
"Who is Dr. McCoy?" Juilen asked.
"Who is Dr. McCoy, who is Doctor McCoy, he is the big giant cat dog demon whatever he is looking thing, he is blue! Come on he's sitting right next to me!" Logan screams in Juilen's face.
"Oh you mean the doctor?" Juilen says with a huge smile and nodding.
"Yes! I am going to murder you!" Logan said and being held back by Wade.
21. The chore roster is posted at the beginning of every week on the bulletin boards located in the Kitchen, the Media Room, and the Library. You are responsible for knowing and completing your chores
" I think you just like free labor." Paige grumbles
" Free? Do you have any idea how much it costs to run a school?" Logan growls.
22. Any complains pertaining to the BA should be presented directly to The Head of BA (Mr Wilson.)
A If you are unable to locate Mr Wilson, the senior staff of the BA are Mr and Mrs LeBeau as well as Mr & Mrs Allerdyse. They will inform Mr Wilson of a complaint.
23. Violation of any chart is a punishable offence
A First Violation will result in detention
B Second Violation will result in a visit to Headmaster
C Third Violation will result in suspension in all privileges
"Make sure there will not be a fourth violation, or you'll end up as the new Violator and no one wants that role."
"Why?"
"Son of a..." Logan growled and walked out of the room.
"I am getting a drink."
Wade clears his throat." O-okay, let's continue, Juilen you are not allowed to ask anything anymore."
24. Students are always allowed to ask questions, violation of this rule will get the teacher who did so cut pay that week.
A. Testing is an exception,as there is no talking during testing
B. Student must raise hand and wait to be called upon during class
"See!" Juilen said.
"Fine, it is in the book, I should have skipped that rule..." Wade mutters.
25 The dress code (found in part 5) will be observed at all times
"What's a dress code?" Juilen asked.
"Well Juilen it would be explained later." Wade said not looking up.
"But I want to know NOW!" Juilen complained.
"Juilen just be quite for twenty seconds ." Wade groaned.
Juilen counted in his head and then said. "It's been twenty seconds."
"JUST SHUT UP! A dress code is what you are suppose to wear! How do you not know that! Juilen just be quite and start rasing you hand!" Wade screamed.
"Fine." Juilen crossed his arms.
26 "female" problems will NOT get you out of homework ( Amara)
"What's female-" Juilen started but was interrupted by Wade.
"Just shut up." Wade said looking at the book.
27 Text books will be checked back in with your teacher at the end of every quarter
"What's a text book?"
"It's a JUST UP YOU IGNORANT FOOL!" Wade screamed at the top of his lungs.
28 Coffee is NOT breakfast
"I think it should be counted." Kitty complains.
"NO MORE RULES! NO MORE RULES! NO MORE RULES! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!" Juilen screams and everyone just stares at him.
"Let's get this over with." Wade says with a sigh.
29 Asking a teacher what it was like to be an Acolyte to avoid a pop quiz is not allowed.
" Wait, which teachers were Acolytes" Paige questions.
Wade just stares for a moment.
30 Skipping a Danger room session will result in the suspension of privileges
"What's the dange rroom, who is Acolyte?" Jamie asks.
"Screw this! Remy your in charge." Wade says as he walks off.
Remy blinks and then stands up and begins.