Angelina Johnson, member of the Gryffindor house quidditch team and also
happens to be Fred Weasley's girlfriend, is furious with Fred again... as
always. He forgot to meet her at the Astronomy Tower again... as always.
She doesn't even know what she found very attractive in him, to be honest.
A lot of girls do find him rather cute but his personality is very
appalling. He's boisterous. He's a real joker. He's immature. He's
sarcastic and never takes anything seriously. For him, everything seems to
be a joke--- including her.
She was walking with her picnic basket half open and her teeth gritted with anger. 'How dare he forget this day... of all the days he could forget! Why this day?! Why?' she said to herself, while walking towards the door leading to their common room.
'You seem troubled dear... password?" said the fat lady. Angelina just looked at her and attempted to say the password.
The fat lady looked at her and said, 'Oh I see... it looks like "Neville the 2nd" forgot about your date again', upon seeing the half open picnic basket that she was holding. 'I'm beginning to think that that boyfriend of yours is even worse!'
Angelina just shrugged and said, 'Would you like to have some, my lady? I made them myself.' She gave the fat lady some cakes and was pleased to see that she was indeed pleased with the taste. If only Fred was the one wearing this face, she thought.
She sat down at the side of the door and began to cry. The fat lady was alarmed by this action of hers and stopped eating immediately. She stood up and ran to the bathroom. She can't face Fred looking miserable. It will just make him feel good about himself. She washed her face and stared at herself in the mirror.
'You don't look ugly to me...' she said to herself,' and nobody deserves to be treated like this!' Following these words, she began to run back to the door toward the common room.
Upon seeing her face, with eyebrows together, her eyes that looked like daggers anxious to kill and her teeth gritted with anger, the fat lady said, 'My dear whatever did u do? Not long ago, you looked so vulnerable and now...' But she was interrupted by Angelina's scream! She yelled the password at the fat lady and it surprised her.
'Open the door, lady' she said. Her voice was terrifying and as if she was forcing herself to calm down. The lady was worried now. She opened the door slowly but Angelina kicked it open to speed her up. Upon realizing what she did, she went back to see the fat lady to say sorry.
Fred was inside the common room and was discussing "Weasley's Wizard Wheezes" with George, Lee, Harry, Ron, Dean, Seamus, Neville and the other Gryffindor men. Suddenly, Katie's voice came from the other side of the room.
'Lee! Come here! You have some explaining to do!' Lee's face suddenly blushed and thought for reasons on why she had to do that in front of his friends. Imagine? Ordering me around like that and of all places--- here? Where everybody can see?!!! He thought.
'Now what on earth did you do???' Fred asked, while laughing at the look on Lee's face.
'You shouldn't let her do that to you, Lee! She's embarrassing you! You should take charge! You are the man!!! The man! Always remember that...' said George. But he was interrupted by Alicia's voice and was now commanding him to go to her and do some explaining as well.
'Lee! I'm waiting!' came Katie's voice from the other side of the room. George hurried to Alicia's side upon hearing her voice.
Lee looked at him with an outraged expression and said, 'He's the man, alright!' and hurried to Katie's side as well upon hearing her counting and is now at 2 and a half. This made the younger Gryffindor men laugh.
Fred grabbed George's calendar and looked. He then smiled maliciously and said, 'Now I know what's going on'. Harry and Ron looked confused.
'It's the time of the month... you know when girls' start to act really weird and moody...' he continued. This got Seamus' attention.
'If u have a girlfriend, be sure to keep in track of their schedule as well. You know, their menstrual cycle to warn yourself... this helped me a lot with angel... I now know the worst times to upset her and you know.... When to do stuffs...' Fred continued with a very mischievous grin on his face while moving his eyebrows up and down. This made the people he was talking to feel both embarrassed and interested.
'This is what happens to two boys who take their calendars for granted!' Fred shouted to make sure that George and Lee would definitely hear it.
'GO TO HELL AND SHUT UP!!!' George and Lee shouted back.
'Uh, Katie? Alicia? Their language was totally unacceptable. We have minors here for heaven's sake?' Fred said while shaking his head.
'You--- prat! I'll get---' screamed George but was cut by Alicia.
'George! Stop it! That's bad!' yelled Alicia which made George behave like a little child being reprimanded by his mother.
Suddenly, they were interrupted by the loud scream that seems to be from just outside of the door. It was followed by a loud BANG as well. Everybody grabbed their wand and pointed it towards the door. All the people who were upstairs came down and pointed their wand towards the door as well. Everybody was looking worried now, wondering who that must be. All their faces looked relieved upon seeing Angelina. She came in and went back again and said 'Sorry' and immediately came inside the common room. She brushed her hair with her free hand and suddenly threw the picnic basket towards Fred. This surprised everybody. Everybody was suddenly quiet and was just staring at both Fred and Angelina.
'Angelina, calm down. This is not like you' Katie said looking worried. It's true, though. This isn't like the Angelina that they all know. It's true that she tend to over react sometimes... actually a lot of times, but never like this. She is sweet, friendly, and always happy unless...
'Fred!!!! What did you do this time? Can't you do anything else but make her miserable?' shouted Alicia.
Lee and George just looked at each other and said, 'He's the man!'
Fred looked utterly confused. Angelina was staring right at him. She was quiet. She wasn't saying anything. Her face was red.
Lee and George just looked at each other again and Lee said, 'I guess we don't have to do anything now... Angelina will kill Fred for us!'
'Why, Fred? Of all the dates that you could forget... why today?' said Angelina with teary eyes.
George and Lee looked at each other again and said, 'This is what happens to A boy who takes his calendar for granted', and smiled at Fred.
Everybody heard them say this since the common room was filled with people but was disturbingly quiet. Katie and Alicia looked at them both with killer eyes and this wiped the smile off their faces and so they both bit their lips to keep them from talking. Ron and Harry were avoiding the stares of each other because it might make them even laugh harder. Ron was already busy pinching himself in an attempt to stop himself from laughing. Harry was pretending to cough in order to cover his laughter.
'What are you talking about? Oh I know! But... but... ' Fred suddenly said and grabbed his calendar.
Assuming that Fred knew the problem, Angelina said, 'Yes Fred. You forgot about it. I was...' but she was interrupted by Fred and his unusual bothering look.
Still holding the calendar, he said, 'But angel it isn't until next week?' Upon hearing this, Angelina's face turned even redder.
'What are you talking about Fred Weasley?' she said with gritted teeth.
'Well, it says here that you wont be getting your menstruation until mid next week...you don't have PMS yet' Fred said immediately and was followed by a 'why are you angry with me?'
George and Lee slapped their foreheads upon hearing these words. Everybody's mouth fell open, especially the girls. Ron and Harry are now doing a bad job on containing their laughs. Lee looked at George and was about to whisper something when George suddenly grabbed his robe and said, 'Don't don't don't....' and then they both suddenly burst out laughing. Katie and Alicia are both angry now.
'Well good thing that you keep in track of my menstruation cycle, Fred!!!! Isn't it ironic that you forgot our anniversary? Anniversary!!!! You forgot my birthday last time. You said sorry and said that it won't happen again... I said, "I love you Fred, it's ok". You forgot to meet me at Three Broomsticks. You said sorry AGAIN and said that it won't happen again... I said, "I love you Fred, it's ok". You forgot to meet me at Hogsmeade. You forgot to eat lunch with me, to eat breakfast with me, to have dinner with me and hello??? Walk to Quidditch practice with me??? We are in the same team and you still forgot... You said sorry... and that it won't happen again... I said, "I love you Fred, it's ok'' AGAIN....' Angelina said with her voice breaking since tears are now streaming down her face.
Everybody was now looking at Angelina then to Fred then to Angelina again. Everybody felt sorry for Angelina now... Fred was utterly shocked by this unexpected revelation of feelings from Angelina. He loved Angelina. He just didn't know how to do it or show it. He was scared. Angelina is older, smart, independent and everything. He was disturbed on what people would think. He is a joker... not a romantic. He wants to please Angelina but she just didn't know how. He did not want to show her his true feelings so that if they do break up... He wouldn't look like THE joke.
His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by Angelina. She was rushing to him. Thinking that she would slap him, he prepared himself for the worst. Everybody just looked. She saw her face and her eye, it was wet with tears... her lips were shaking. She did not do anything. He reached out for her face and tried to wipe her tears away, but to his surprise, she moved back. She wiped her tears away and looked at Fred Weasley again dead in the eyes.
Fred said, 'Angel, I'm so deeply sorr...' but she was immediately interrupted by Angelina.
Angelina placed her palm in front of Fred's face to make him stop talking and said, 'Hold on a minute because I'm not quite done yet' and continued, ' perhaps if I transfigure myself into a dungbomb...' but she was interrupted by the giggles of the Gryffindor girls and the stares of the boys.
'QUIET!' she said and everybody stopped giggling and she continued, 'As I was saying, perhaps if I transfigure myself into a dungbomb then maybe you'd finally notice that I, Angelina Johnson, exists and certainly do not deserve the treatment that you are giving me.'
With this, she looked at Fred in a very different way. He had no idea if it was a good stare or a bad stare, but keeping in mind of the circumstances, it was definitely a bad stare.
Suddenly, Angelina spoke and said, 'Well perhaps I don't have to do that... I feel like... I feel like doing this instead...' after saying this, she pushed Fred to a couch and turned her back on him. Immediately after doing, this they suddenly heard a loud high pitched PPPOOOOTT!!! She farted right into his face. Katie and Alicia, covered their mouth in shock and then laughed. George and Lee was shaking their heads and laughing hysterically. Ron, Harry, Seamus, Dean and Neville all stumbled down with uncontrollable laughter. Fred was definitely still in shock. Angelina flipped her hair and walked away towards Alicia and Katie. They were grinning at her and yelled, 'YOU GO GIRL!!!!' Angelina smiled but deep inside she was crying, crying hysterically.
'He wants to play games, then let's play games' screamed Angelina and continued, 'Let's just see if he'll like this game that I'll be playing.' then an evil smile appeared.
'Ange, come on! He's not worth it. Don't let him do that to you. I can't believe it! The prat is driving you crazy!' Katie asked.
'Do you want me to hex him now? I'll go if you want me too!!!' Alicia said while standing up from Katie's bed. 'I'm going!' and she walked off but Angelina grabbed her robe.
'Relax girlfriend. I don't think that hexing him would do any good---' Angelina said while smirking (The Draco Malfoy Way).
'Hey! Why not break up with George and Lee, too??? So, we can do this together? Just for awhile?' Angelina asked while batting her eyelashes.
'Huh?' Both girls' gasped.
'I --- fine!' Angelina snapped.
'I'm sorry but I really can't. Georgie, he's a good boy!' Alicia whined.
'I also think that it is not fair for them to suffer as well, you know.But we will be on your back! We will help you!' Katie said.
'We will get even with that Fr--! Oh! I can't even pronounce his name!' yelled Alicia with a disgust impression on her face.
'That slimy git!' shouted Katie with narrowed eyes.
'Ok! Ok! I get your point! Now stop over reacting!' Angelina said looking kind of irritated.
She was walking with her picnic basket half open and her teeth gritted with anger. 'How dare he forget this day... of all the days he could forget! Why this day?! Why?' she said to herself, while walking towards the door leading to their common room.
'You seem troubled dear... password?" said the fat lady. Angelina just looked at her and attempted to say the password.
The fat lady looked at her and said, 'Oh I see... it looks like "Neville the 2nd" forgot about your date again', upon seeing the half open picnic basket that she was holding. 'I'm beginning to think that that boyfriend of yours is even worse!'
Angelina just shrugged and said, 'Would you like to have some, my lady? I made them myself.' She gave the fat lady some cakes and was pleased to see that she was indeed pleased with the taste. If only Fred was the one wearing this face, she thought.
She sat down at the side of the door and began to cry. The fat lady was alarmed by this action of hers and stopped eating immediately. She stood up and ran to the bathroom. She can't face Fred looking miserable. It will just make him feel good about himself. She washed her face and stared at herself in the mirror.
'You don't look ugly to me...' she said to herself,' and nobody deserves to be treated like this!' Following these words, she began to run back to the door toward the common room.
Upon seeing her face, with eyebrows together, her eyes that looked like daggers anxious to kill and her teeth gritted with anger, the fat lady said, 'My dear whatever did u do? Not long ago, you looked so vulnerable and now...' But she was interrupted by Angelina's scream! She yelled the password at the fat lady and it surprised her.
'Open the door, lady' she said. Her voice was terrifying and as if she was forcing herself to calm down. The lady was worried now. She opened the door slowly but Angelina kicked it open to speed her up. Upon realizing what she did, she went back to see the fat lady to say sorry.
Fred was inside the common room and was discussing "Weasley's Wizard Wheezes" with George, Lee, Harry, Ron, Dean, Seamus, Neville and the other Gryffindor men. Suddenly, Katie's voice came from the other side of the room.
'Lee! Come here! You have some explaining to do!' Lee's face suddenly blushed and thought for reasons on why she had to do that in front of his friends. Imagine? Ordering me around like that and of all places--- here? Where everybody can see?!!! He thought.
'Now what on earth did you do???' Fred asked, while laughing at the look on Lee's face.
'You shouldn't let her do that to you, Lee! She's embarrassing you! You should take charge! You are the man!!! The man! Always remember that...' said George. But he was interrupted by Alicia's voice and was now commanding him to go to her and do some explaining as well.
'Lee! I'm waiting!' came Katie's voice from the other side of the room. George hurried to Alicia's side upon hearing her voice.
Lee looked at him with an outraged expression and said, 'He's the man, alright!' and hurried to Katie's side as well upon hearing her counting and is now at 2 and a half. This made the younger Gryffindor men laugh.
Fred grabbed George's calendar and looked. He then smiled maliciously and said, 'Now I know what's going on'. Harry and Ron looked confused.
'It's the time of the month... you know when girls' start to act really weird and moody...' he continued. This got Seamus' attention.
'If u have a girlfriend, be sure to keep in track of their schedule as well. You know, their menstrual cycle to warn yourself... this helped me a lot with angel... I now know the worst times to upset her and you know.... When to do stuffs...' Fred continued with a very mischievous grin on his face while moving his eyebrows up and down. This made the people he was talking to feel both embarrassed and interested.
'This is what happens to two boys who take their calendars for granted!' Fred shouted to make sure that George and Lee would definitely hear it.
'GO TO HELL AND SHUT UP!!!' George and Lee shouted back.
'Uh, Katie? Alicia? Their language was totally unacceptable. We have minors here for heaven's sake?' Fred said while shaking his head.
'You--- prat! I'll get---' screamed George but was cut by Alicia.
'George! Stop it! That's bad!' yelled Alicia which made George behave like a little child being reprimanded by his mother.
Suddenly, they were interrupted by the loud scream that seems to be from just outside of the door. It was followed by a loud BANG as well. Everybody grabbed their wand and pointed it towards the door. All the people who were upstairs came down and pointed their wand towards the door as well. Everybody was looking worried now, wondering who that must be. All their faces looked relieved upon seeing Angelina. She came in and went back again and said 'Sorry' and immediately came inside the common room. She brushed her hair with her free hand and suddenly threw the picnic basket towards Fred. This surprised everybody. Everybody was suddenly quiet and was just staring at both Fred and Angelina.
'Angelina, calm down. This is not like you' Katie said looking worried. It's true, though. This isn't like the Angelina that they all know. It's true that she tend to over react sometimes... actually a lot of times, but never like this. She is sweet, friendly, and always happy unless...
'Fred!!!! What did you do this time? Can't you do anything else but make her miserable?' shouted Alicia.
Lee and George just looked at each other and said, 'He's the man!'
Fred looked utterly confused. Angelina was staring right at him. She was quiet. She wasn't saying anything. Her face was red.
Lee and George just looked at each other again and Lee said, 'I guess we don't have to do anything now... Angelina will kill Fred for us!'
'Why, Fred? Of all the dates that you could forget... why today?' said Angelina with teary eyes.
George and Lee looked at each other again and said, 'This is what happens to A boy who takes his calendar for granted', and smiled at Fred.
Everybody heard them say this since the common room was filled with people but was disturbingly quiet. Katie and Alicia looked at them both with killer eyes and this wiped the smile off their faces and so they both bit their lips to keep them from talking. Ron and Harry were avoiding the stares of each other because it might make them even laugh harder. Ron was already busy pinching himself in an attempt to stop himself from laughing. Harry was pretending to cough in order to cover his laughter.
'What are you talking about? Oh I know! But... but... ' Fred suddenly said and grabbed his calendar.
Assuming that Fred knew the problem, Angelina said, 'Yes Fred. You forgot about it. I was...' but she was interrupted by Fred and his unusual bothering look.
Still holding the calendar, he said, 'But angel it isn't until next week?' Upon hearing this, Angelina's face turned even redder.
'What are you talking about Fred Weasley?' she said with gritted teeth.
'Well, it says here that you wont be getting your menstruation until mid next week...you don't have PMS yet' Fred said immediately and was followed by a 'why are you angry with me?'
George and Lee slapped their foreheads upon hearing these words. Everybody's mouth fell open, especially the girls. Ron and Harry are now doing a bad job on containing their laughs. Lee looked at George and was about to whisper something when George suddenly grabbed his robe and said, 'Don't don't don't....' and then they both suddenly burst out laughing. Katie and Alicia are both angry now.
'Well good thing that you keep in track of my menstruation cycle, Fred!!!! Isn't it ironic that you forgot our anniversary? Anniversary!!!! You forgot my birthday last time. You said sorry and said that it won't happen again... I said, "I love you Fred, it's ok". You forgot to meet me at Three Broomsticks. You said sorry AGAIN and said that it won't happen again... I said, "I love you Fred, it's ok". You forgot to meet me at Hogsmeade. You forgot to eat lunch with me, to eat breakfast with me, to have dinner with me and hello??? Walk to Quidditch practice with me??? We are in the same team and you still forgot... You said sorry... and that it won't happen again... I said, "I love you Fred, it's ok'' AGAIN....' Angelina said with her voice breaking since tears are now streaming down her face.
Everybody was now looking at Angelina then to Fred then to Angelina again. Everybody felt sorry for Angelina now... Fred was utterly shocked by this unexpected revelation of feelings from Angelina. He loved Angelina. He just didn't know how to do it or show it. He was scared. Angelina is older, smart, independent and everything. He was disturbed on what people would think. He is a joker... not a romantic. He wants to please Angelina but she just didn't know how. He did not want to show her his true feelings so that if they do break up... He wouldn't look like THE joke.
His thoughts were suddenly interrupted by Angelina. She was rushing to him. Thinking that she would slap him, he prepared himself for the worst. Everybody just looked. She saw her face and her eye, it was wet with tears... her lips were shaking. She did not do anything. He reached out for her face and tried to wipe her tears away, but to his surprise, she moved back. She wiped her tears away and looked at Fred Weasley again dead in the eyes.
Fred said, 'Angel, I'm so deeply sorr...' but she was immediately interrupted by Angelina.
Angelina placed her palm in front of Fred's face to make him stop talking and said, 'Hold on a minute because I'm not quite done yet' and continued, ' perhaps if I transfigure myself into a dungbomb...' but she was interrupted by the giggles of the Gryffindor girls and the stares of the boys.
'QUIET!' she said and everybody stopped giggling and she continued, 'As I was saying, perhaps if I transfigure myself into a dungbomb then maybe you'd finally notice that I, Angelina Johnson, exists and certainly do not deserve the treatment that you are giving me.'
With this, she looked at Fred in a very different way. He had no idea if it was a good stare or a bad stare, but keeping in mind of the circumstances, it was definitely a bad stare.
Suddenly, Angelina spoke and said, 'Well perhaps I don't have to do that... I feel like... I feel like doing this instead...' after saying this, she pushed Fred to a couch and turned her back on him. Immediately after doing, this they suddenly heard a loud high pitched PPPOOOOTT!!! She farted right into his face. Katie and Alicia, covered their mouth in shock and then laughed. George and Lee was shaking their heads and laughing hysterically. Ron, Harry, Seamus, Dean and Neville all stumbled down with uncontrollable laughter. Fred was definitely still in shock. Angelina flipped her hair and walked away towards Alicia and Katie. They were grinning at her and yelled, 'YOU GO GIRL!!!!' Angelina smiled but deep inside she was crying, crying hysterically.
'He wants to play games, then let's play games' screamed Angelina and continued, 'Let's just see if he'll like this game that I'll be playing.' then an evil smile appeared.
'Ange, come on! He's not worth it. Don't let him do that to you. I can't believe it! The prat is driving you crazy!' Katie asked.
'Do you want me to hex him now? I'll go if you want me too!!!' Alicia said while standing up from Katie's bed. 'I'm going!' and she walked off but Angelina grabbed her robe.
'Relax girlfriend. I don't think that hexing him would do any good---' Angelina said while smirking (The Draco Malfoy Way).
'Hey! Why not break up with George and Lee, too??? So, we can do this together? Just for awhile?' Angelina asked while batting her eyelashes.
'Huh?' Both girls' gasped.
'I --- fine!' Angelina snapped.
'I'm sorry but I really can't. Georgie, he's a good boy!' Alicia whined.
'I also think that it is not fair for them to suffer as well, you know.But we will be on your back! We will help you!' Katie said.
'We will get even with that Fr--! Oh! I can't even pronounce his name!' yelled Alicia with a disgust impression on her face.
'That slimy git!' shouted Katie with narrowed eyes.
'Ok! Ok! I get your point! Now stop over reacting!' Angelina said looking kind of irritated.