"There's no way I'm eating that!" America pointed at the plate of burnt scones.
"But you haven't even tried one" England grumbled.
"I'm not eating rocks"
"They're not rocks you git, they're scones!"
"These are not scones mon chéri" France said.
Russia quietly watched them argue from his seat. This was turning into yet another productive meeting of the Allied Forces.
"Don't call me that you bloody git!" England snapped and threw one of his 'scones' towards France.
France ducked and the 'scone' flew over his head.
"Nǐ hǎo, sorry I'm late…"
There was a long pause of silence as everyone starred at the 'scone' embedded in the wall just inches away from China's head. Russia had gotten up to make sure China was alright.
"Are you trying to kill me, aru? Its bad enough you try to make us eat this, aru" China said.
"Forget food poising, these things will give you brain damage" America said.
"Don't you need a brain to damage?" Russia asked.
"Wow, it's really stuck in there" Canada said.
"Who are you?" Kumajiro asked.
"I'm Canada"
"We can use these against the Axis" America proclaimed.
"You want me to throw this at poor Italy?" France asked.
"I refuse to throw one at Japan, even he does not deserve this kind of punishment" China protested.
"But these things would break his sword and… um yeah, I think Italy's IQ is low enough as it is" America said, "but we'll need a test subject"
America picked up a 'scone' and threw it up in the air a few times before throwing it. The 'scone' hit Russia and sent him flying backwards. China had already moved away from the door at that point and was glad he had.
"They work!" America said excitedly.
"And know just what to do with them" England said menacingly.
France felt a cold chill run down his back and had the sudden urge to run. The look England gave him made him think maybe he should run. France jumped out the window and ran. England scooped up the remaining 'scones' and chased after him.
America and Canada watched England throw his scones at France.
"You know Russia is going to kill you when he wakes up" Canada said.
"Who are you again?" America asked.
"I'm your brother, Canada"
"I know I'm just messing with you" America got Canada in a headlock and gave him a noogie.
Canada: You actually included me but now my head hurts TT^TT
Me: Yeah, sorry about that
England: I'm going to kill you France!
France: Save me!
Me: Yeah, you're on your own and that goes double for you America. I still haven't decided if I should make another chapter for this yet. If I do, I might consider saving you both.
France: Please do TT^TT
England: Please feel free to leave a review
Me: And remember I do not own Hetalia or the characters