Right now I'm watching Nichijou where Yuuko-chan was trying to get a drink...and so far my new favorite word is...DOPPIO! That one makes me smile so much, seeing how Yukko reacts is funny and I love the part where she left with disappointment. AND THEN IT HIT ME! What would happen if our dear Japan was in for a ride...into Starbucks?

Please enjoy this parody called...

Ordering in A Starbucks

"WELCOME," a voice said from the front desk as Japan, our guest for today, enters into Starbucks.

Japan looks at the female employer who wore the traditional green apron and a smile upon her face, the girl's hair shimmer in its blond color that was recently into a ponytail and her eyes glimmer like blue star-dust. When Japan first arrived here, he wanted to see what Starbucks is like since America recommended him to shop at the one he works in. So he did, just to see what they have.

Japan looked down at the menu, seeing different words in English like Cappicuno and Espresso with weird words like S and T for each one. What do all of these words mean? Japan wondered what these weird drinks are and why people like these things so much?

Japan stared blankly at the menu until the tip of his finger randomly touches one order.

"May I have..." he looks up at the lady with a blank face. "One Cappuccino G?"

"Cappuccino...G?" the lady repeated. "Oh, you mean one Cappuccino Grande, right?" Her smile soon sorts itself with relief.

Japan shook his head. "No, I want Cappuccino G, please."

"We...don't have a G, we have the size Grande."

Wh-what I the world is she talking about? What is a 'grande?' What is a Cappuccino and what the heck is a Espresso? If maybe I just ask for a...ah...uh, maybe a hot chocolate, maybe I will like it?

"I-I change my mind," Japan said wary. "I will have a hot chocolate, please."

"Oh, is that so?" she said. "One hot chocolate, is that so? Would you like something to eat while waiting, sir? We have many treats such as blue berry scones, gingerbread cookies, chocolate donuts and all sorts that might take your liking."

When Japan's eyes gazed at all of the various treats locked up safely behind a glass case, he decided to look up at the board to see if there was anything else he wanted. What he saw was a sign saying 'Iced Tea' and soon, his left eyebrow twitched slightly as if provoked.

"E-excuse me," he said to the lady who was preparing to fill the cup with hot milk. "Do you know what...green tea is? And, by any chance, do you have any at all?"

The girl looks at him, confused. "I'm sorry, but we don't serve green tea here."

Japan stayed silent while the girl stared at him with a terrified smile since she feels something wrong with the vibe she felt around him.

"I think I change my mind," Japan said. "I will leave now." And Japan turns to leave.

After that, the girl sees the nation leave, and never saw him again.

The End

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{Special Ending}

"J-Japan?" America, a boy with dusty blond hair and terror-stricken blue eyes said to Japan who holds his katana. "Why do you have a sword right at my chest?" He shouted in anger and anxiousness.

"If you do not put green tea in Starbucks," Japan said, slowly and carefully, "I will destroy you."

"Okay, okay, I will put green tea in Starbucks!" America cried.

And that is how we got green tea in Starbucks.

(Real) The End

Did you guys enjoy this? This is something short I whipped up but I thought everyone should know what Japan might feel about not having any green tea in this one!

Please enjoy!

Japan: GIVE ME MY GREEN TEA!