[For your edification, I present to you something nobody asked for. Ever.]
It is now night, and I have no idea where I am.
Well, that's a lie. I know that I am by a desert, and that desert has monsters I have no means of fighting right now. Well, that's a lie too. But they'd bury me under weight of numbers. I am also very hungry. I see nothing save water, sand, cactus, and monsters. Wait, is that a-
TS-SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Run run run run run!
Jump! Jump!
Boat!
Safe! Ye-he-he-he-he-yes!
*spider jockey*
Drive! Drive! Drive!
Light dead ahead, spider jockey in swift pursuit.
Jump ship!
*arrow whizzes by*
That was close.
Around the lava!
It just crossed. Punch it!
*punches Spider Jockey into lava*
Victory is mi-
*checks hunger; two drumsticks. Oh, and down to three hearts.*
Fuck.
WELCOME TO HARDCORE
I return to my boat, getting away from the land. Certainly, the land is certain death, while the ocean means life! I must survive until daybreak, and maybe, just maybe, there is a place I may stay.
[Played Hardcore, got an island with a tree that didn't yield a sapling, followed by me hugging a desert biome when I did find dry land.]