Bathroom Ballads
I don't own Inuyasha or related merchandise, Rumiko Takahashi does.
What would our characters write on bathroom stalls if they had the chance? Now you know. Should I mention there were no bathroom stalls or sharpies back then? Nah. It'll just confuse the issue.
InuYasha
Here I am wet and sodden
As I'm chased away often
Trying to fertilize someone's garden…
Kagome
Really need to crap a nugget.
And can't really hold it,
So, guess I'll have 2 use this frikkin' bucket…
Miroku
It's a shame and a laugh
As I've done the math
That I'm the only 1 ever holding my staff…
Sango
I don't find it too cute
Getting naked to take a poop
As I'm the only one with a 70s jump suit…
Shippou
All I do is piss and fart
After all this time, it's an art
Since I'm still waiting for my balls to drop…
Kirara
Wherever I dig a hole
It becomes quick sand, yo!
So watch where you go
Cuz you may end up losing your soul…
Naraku
For a bad ass punk
I ain't got no male junk
I can't even get a date from a chipmunk…
Kagura
I am the break-wind witch
Designed with a minor glitch-
From my butt not my fan my SBD air is ripped…
Kanna
My mirror is really fogged.
My fav stations have been robbed!
Maybe because of certain people the air is clogged!
Rin
I am Rin and I am eight.
Talking about poop is great!
Having Jaken clean up after me makes him feint!
Jaken
Today I scorched Fluffy's ass
By igniting his tortuous downwind gas
Purposefully by using the heads on my staff!
Toutousai
I helped in burning that bastard's buns!
After years of being on the run,
This alzheimer's patient has had his fun!
Sesshoumaru
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Note:
Sessh is out looking for the 2 of lower ranks
Who will pay dearly for their pranks
For this is his 116th pair of ruined pants…
Kohaku
I'm sick of eating parsnips & cabbage.
Because of me, houses have damage.
I was told 1 more fart and I'm outta the village…
Kikyou
I shouldn't be so ambivalent
But Its so totally blatant-
Inu only sees me when in need of a fire hydrant…
Kaede
I make too much thick stew
You guessed it, it makes me poo
And the reason why I walk a little askew…