Megatron sat upon one of human buildings where his loyal human pet, Dylan Gould, worked. Though he was repulsed by humans in general, the business owner proved useful throughout the years. Under rare generosity, the Decepticon Leader even gave the male human Soundwave to present to Sam's girlfriend, a female by the name of Carly as he recalled.
Speaking of femmes, it angered him that his team had none anymore. The femmes used to be the main breeders of Cybertron while the mechs were the warriors of their kind, but since Cybertron's downfall, all of them had to rely on other mechs to produce more soldiers. That meant less soldiers for battle because they were busy repopulating. It gave the Autobots a chance.
The Autobots, however, had four femmes: Elita-One, Arcee, Chromia, and Flare-Up. All four were heavily guarded but only three were actually mated with. Chromia had Ironhide, Flare-Up had Bumblebee, and Elita had his brother, Optimus. The leader of the Triplets, Arcee, still remained untouched by all. Apparently from Laserbeak, Arcee wanted to wait until she found a suitable mate before giving up her preciousness to another.
Whenever that little femme was on the battlefield, some of his soldiers actually tried to flirt with her since it was no secret she had no mate. They always received a bullet lodged somewhere.
She was a free spirit, dangerous, beautiful, something he could admire from her. She even had few traits like him; she was domineering, deadly, a leader, and more. They had more in common than both probably realized but she was an Autobot, he was a Decepticon.
He would admit he was jealous of his "perfect" brother; Optimus had beloved friends, family, femmes, everything Megatron could merely wish for. Someday though, he would take it from his sibling. Once he had seized the planet of Earth for himself, he would claim Arcee and a new breed of Cybertronians would thrive on the dark world that used to belong to the human pests.
Jealousy was a cruel thing but thankfully, it can be conquered just like this pathetic insect planet.