Everyone who has watched South Park remembers the episode "Follow That Egg". If you don't, it's the one where mr. Garrison makes them all look after an egg. I'm gonna guess you're caught up with what episode I'm describing. So, this was inspired by that. With the South Park Crew having to do it again. Just with different people.
"Where is Ms. Nelson?" Stan asked, walking into his science class. It should've started a few minutes ago, but their teacher wasn't there.
"I don't know. Maybe she's sick." Kyle suggested.
"I hope so. That bitch gets on my nerves." Cartman whined.
"Shut up Eric!" Wendy said.
"What? She does! Kenny, what do you think?" Kenny didn't answer. "Kenneh!" He whined again. Kenny was busy looking at his playboy that was poorly hidden beneath his desk. "Hey! Poor boy! There's money falling outside!" Kenny looked at the window, then immediately glared at Cartman. Even Kyle laughed at that.
"Shut up fatass!" Kenny spat, shaking his head.
"Hey, what I tell you Kenneh? I'm not fat! Just big boned!" At that moment, Mr. Garrison walked in.
"Hello boys and girls. Your teacher is going to be out for the week, so I will be your substitute." The class seemed to all moan at the same time at the news.
"Don't you have your own class to teach?" Bebe asked, putting down her phone.
"No...The school board decided to bring back recess for the brats I teach. I thought I was going to have a planning period. Unfortunately, I'm stuck here teaching you guys for a week." He rolled his eyes and sat at the desk in the front of the room.
"So...what are you gonna make us do now?" Clyde asked, rolling his eyes.
"Well...your teacher didn't leave me any instructions. That bitch. So I guess I'll have to come up with something." He sat there for a minute or two, thinking about what to make the students do. "I've got it! Most of you were in my class when you were in elementary school. I had you all do an experiment where you take care of an egg." Everyone remembered the disaster that had happened involving Stan and Kyle. "Well...you're going to do that for the week. Just...this time you will do it with the new, realistic, baby dolls the home EC class used last semester." Home EC was a class that none of the students had taken. They were all freshman, and Home EC was a Junior class. The whole class seemed to mumble for a minute about what had just been said. Many people spoke about how awful it would be.
"Great! That's exactly what we need." Craig said in his usual monotone voice. "Another disaster, just waiting to happen."
"Shut up Craig!" Stan spat in his direction. Craig returned with his favorite finger.
"Now I know why I didn't want to keep teaching you're class." Mr. Garrison said, putting his face in his hands.
"Don't be like that Mr. Garrison. You know you love us." Kenny joked, pretending to be as sweet as possible. Mr. Garrison sighed and scanned over the class.
"Why do you always have more boys than girls? Seriously! I have to pare guys up with other guys again!"
"Is there a problem with that?" Kyle asked, shrugging at the idea.
"Yes! It's really gay!" He stated.
"Mr. Garrison...you're gay." Stan pointed out.
"Yeah, I know that! That's why it's okay for me to say that this is really gay!" Everyone starred at him as they tried to make sense of what he had just said. No one succeeded. "Alright! Let's get everyone partnered up! Clyde, Heidi. Token, Nichole-"
"Is that because we're the only black people?" Token interrupted.
"...no...Kenny, Bebe. Butters, Red. Eric, Wendy-"
"NO WAY! IM NOT WORKING WITH THAT DUMB BITCH!" Cartman shouted.
"I'm not working with him either!" Wendy fired.
"Yes you are. Now shut up and sit down. And stop interrupting me!" He continued down the list of people until he ran out of girls. "Alright. Now we have our two boy groups. Stan, Kyle-" everyone groaned as if to say "not again". "And Craig, Tweek. Now, everyone get with your partner," Kenny giggled. "While I go get the baby dolls." Mr. Garrison left the room and everyone moved to sit next to their partners. Wendy and Cartman sat next to each other, but refused to make eye contact. Instead, that just sat there, sulking.
That was just the first chapter. Short, but this isn't gonna be a long story. It's going to be a cute and sweet one...with some dirty humor here and there, because, you know...Kenny. So I hope you check for updates on this!