Two animals sitting, staring, at the tv,
Mordecai: Dude one more hour before we can start downloading the new Nazi Zombie map.
Rigby: Yay yeah dude this is going to rock.
Both:OOOHHHHHH ONE LONG HOUR LATER Rigby: Finally Mordecai: (The screen say two hour download, Mordecai presses download) TWO HOURS!
Rigby: Dude this is going to blow.
Mordecai: Dude, I know what we should do.
Rigby: What?
Mordecai: Go to the video game store.
Rigby: Yay Yeah.
Mordecai: Ohhhhh
AT THE VIDEO GAME STORE
Rigby: Dude look at this.
Mordecai: What?
Rigby: Its this helmet controller, it says it makes the game more realalistic.
Mordecai: Sweet, how much dose it cost?
Rigby: It dosen't say.
Both: (walk up to the cleark when they realize he is a familiar crow.) Do we know you?
(The clerk looks up and says) Are you Two Mordecai and Rigby.
Both: Yeah, wait your Shawn (Then they rememberd)
Along time ago instead of two best friends,all three where best friends.
They where all skateboarding on a bridge over a nukeular plant,
When Shawn hit a rock and flew over one of the walls and landed in some nukeular waste.
Mordecai and Rigby freaked out, after all they where only nine. They quickly ran to there homes and alerted there moms.
They had not seen him sence.
Mordecai: How are you alive.
Shawn: I don't like to talk about it.
Rigby: Why?
Shawn: You don't want to know.
Mordecai: Ok so how much do thease helmet controllers cost?
Shawn: You know to play those you have to have, one girl playing.
Rigby: What!
Shawn: You also have to play with four people.
Mordecai: So how much do they cost?
Shawn: There free, but my shift just ended so can come and play some COD (Call Of Duty) with you guys?
Mordecai: Sure.
Rigby: Fine.
Shawn: Do you guys know any girls that play video games, cas as sure as h don't know any one?
Mordecai: F.
Rigby: What kind of girl plays COD?
(They are walking down the road when they hear from a female yell.) DIE YOU F'ING ZOMBIES.
Rigby: S I THINK I JUST GOT A ...
Mordecai: What the f Rigby You don't announce that out loud, and if that was Margaret I'm going to kill you.
Rigby: Aw s i hope thats not Margaret.
Shawn: I bet it is.
Rigby: STOP TALKING!
(They find where the zombie killing is from, It's Margaret's apartment)
Rigby: Aw f
Mordecai: I'LL KILL YOU.
(Shawn holds Mordecai back)
Shawn: Calm down he didn't know.
Mordecai: Fine
Shawn: Lets just get Margaret and go (also mouths to Rigby, you owe me).
Mordecai: (Mordecai mouths I'll kill you later).
(Rigby knocks on the door, Margaret answers)
Mordecai:M-m-ma-ma-mar
Shawn: Do you want to play some zombies with us.
Margaret: Do you have the new map.
Shawn: Heck yeah.
(Mordecai punches Shawn)
Shawn: What I'm just excited for meeting a girl that actually play COD (Call Of Duty).
(Mordecai punches Shawn again)
Shawn: Dude its not like I'm flirting with her.
Mordecai: Dude look down I think your flirting with her.
Shawn: Aw fu*censored* now i'm dead because of fanticizing about..
WolfOSnow: (CREATOR) SHUT UP SHAWN!WE ARE TRYING NOT TO SCAR LITTLE KIDS .
(Margaret is blushing)
Mordecai: I'LL KILL YOU!
Shawn: I am soooo going to die.
That's the end of chapter 1 hope you liked it.