Never Ever Tell Mum Her Cooking's Burning
It was a hot summer's day at the Burrow and it was chaos. Bill and Charlie were exchanging stories about the past year at Hogwarts in the garden, glasses of iced pumpkin juice by their sides.
Percy was cooped up in his room doing extra homework and occasionally sticking his head out the window to yell at someone to be quiet. Ron and Ginny were playing in the sandpit happily, making sandcastles.
Arthur was at work and Molly was cooking food that would go to waste in any ordinary house but this was the Weasley house and they did have six sons and a girl who was eager to beat her brother Ron in eating the most potatoes.
Fred and George were bored. They had tried to annoy Bill and Charlie but it didn't work. By now they had learnt to just ignore them however hard it was. They were ruining Ron and Ginny's sandcastles but then sand had got into Ginny's eye and Bill had to heal it before mum found out.
The only person left to annoy was Percy.
"You know George I still have some of those fireworks that you can light and see in the day. What were they called?"
"Daylight Fireworks." His twin replied rolling his eyes at the dumbness of his brother. "They are loud enough aren't they?"
Fred nodded and sprinted up indoors to get them.
Half and hour later….
"Fred! George! I am trying to work." Percy bellowed out the window.
"So are we you know Perce, we are trying to find out which is the quickest and most effective way of annoying you."
"Fred and George Weasley. How many times do I have to tell you. Leave your brother alone he's got work to do. "Molly stormed out into her garden to find Bill and Charlie hiding laughs behind magazines. Her youngest two playing innocently. Percy with is head out of his window and Fred and George smiling innocently up at their irate brother.
"Mum I think you should get back to the kitchen. Something's burning." George said worriedly.
"WHAT!" Molly screeched and hurtled back to the house. As she reached the kitchen she skidded to a halt.
"FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY!"
An hour later the twins found themselves on hand and knees scrubbing the kitchen floor.
"The floor doesn't look as big as this when you're walking on it." George sighed.
"I know. Hey George , Never ever tell Mum her cooking's burning.
So what did you guys think. Funny? Boring? Well Written? Badly Written? Please tell me what you thought and if I get a good response I'll write some more and because they're quite short I'll post two at time from now on.
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Tac