A/N: An author's note in the first chapter? BLASMAPHY! _
Anyway, I'm putting this here because, Number 1, I feel like it. Number 2, the title probably confuses you. To clear it up that it is not a type, PID stands for Pokemon Insanity Dungeon. So there. =P
Chapter 1: A Normal Day…
Fan Fiction.
The ultimate plane of reality. It lets one succeed their wildest dreams in a heartbeat, make friends at all times, and just be plain old insane.
And that's where we begin. In a group of friends with enough insanity to turn one's brain to mulch by simply being near them. Now, let the story begin!
BANG!!!
"Pikky, did you blow up the narrator again?"
"Maaaaaaaaaaaybe..."
"Great going Pik! Blowing up the first guy was funny, but it's not funny after you do it 3 dozen times!"
"It's not my fault the narrators aren't explosion proof!"
"And it's not going to be my fault when you get crushed alive by the GM."
"That's different!"
"Just stop it! I'll go put up the poster again."
A girl walked out of a building, holding a large white colored poster, and stuck it to the wall. It read;
NARRATOR WANTED!
Must be willing to deal with insane people in the narration. Past narration skills are optional.
Looking at it for a moment, the girl took out a marker and wrote a new line.
Candidates MUST be explosion proof. No exceptions.
Shrugging, the girl walked back inside. She had light brown hair that drooped down to her shoulders, and her skin was slightly tanned. A golden chain was around her neck, holding a golden crucifix. She wore a t-shirt that was black in color, and had the words "Bite Me" printed on the front in white letters. She also had on a pair of light blue jeans, and white shoes. Her name was HopethePixii, but she had many nicknames. With a sigh, she spoke to the others in the building.
"Alright, while we wait for ANOTHER narrator to help us, what should we do?"
The few in the building spoke at once, blurring their responses, but then another voice rang out.
"Make something EXPLODE!"
Everyone glared at the source, the same boy from before, holding a twin barreled laser cannon, grinning. He had messy brown hair that fell just short of his blue eyes behind a pair of glasses, and slightly tan skin. He also wore a black t-shirt with a crimson trim on the collar and edges of the sleeves. He also wore a pair of slightly faded blue jeans, and white shoes. His name is Eternal Shining Pikmin, but prefers to go by his nicknames, usually Pikky.
Hope grinned at this, but this time, it was fueled by pure evil.
"Okay, new question. What should we do to Pikkle while we wait for a narrator?" she asked.
The boy stopped grinning and looked at others, who had begun to walk towards him.
"Hey now! You wouldn't do anything bad to me…Right? Tell them you were kidding Hope!" Pikky said as he began to walk backwards.
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Several
minutes later…
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"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!" Pikky screamed as he was hanging upside down over a pit of explosives.
"You said you wanted to make something explode. So why not yourself?" one girl said to him as he was slowly lowered into the pit, screaming bloody murder and random threats. This only earned some light giggles.
The girl was rather small in stature, petite being a good word to describe her. She had short dark brown hair in a pixii style cut. She had lightly tanned skin, and green eyes behind a pair of glasses. Her shirt was blood red in color, and had an ebony fist on its front, and was somewhat baggy. She also had a pair of blue jeans, also baggy, and white shoes with a red stripe on the top. There was also a white bunny plushy attached to her back by some unseen force. Her name is ClinicallyInsaneAndDangerous.
"CIAD! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!" Pikky screamed.
CIAD shrugged, and slashed the air in front of her with an open hand, sending a scythe of energy flying through the air, and sliced the rope Pikky was hanging from, causing him to plummet.
"OH FOR FU-" Pikky began, but stopped as he slammed into the explosives, detonating them all with immense force. Those there began to cheer at the lethal lightshow.
One of those there was laughing harder than any of the others, a certain boy. He had sleek black hair that was combed back, and pale white skin. A pair of sunglasses blocked his eyes from view, and fangs poked slightly out of his mouth. He wore a formal looking tuxedo, as well as a cape that fell just above his feet. The cape had a black outside, but was crimson red on the inside. He also had on pair of smooth black shoes on. His name was Michael J Angelo. He's a vampire, but an abnormally nice one at that.
"About time somebody blew him up!" he laughed, clapping his hands as the explosions calmed down.
"Har de FREAKING har MJA!" a voice replied from the pit, followed by a rather ticked off Pikky to float out.
"Oh, lighten up. You make me explode daily."
Pikky grumbled to himself before he landed near the pit, quickly dusting himself off.
Another boy walked up behind Pikky. He was taller than the nearly exploded boy by nearly half a foot. He had short dark brown hair, so dark that it was nearly black in appearance. He had somewhat pale white skin, and dark green eyes. He had an unzipped hoodie jacket on, blue in color, and a green t-shirt under it. There were three armbands on his right wrist, one dull blue, the second one pale green, and the third one sparkling silver. The silver one also had "Pray for China" written on it, in both English and Chinese. He also had a pair of blue jeans on, with black shoes.
"So, ESP." he began, causing the smaller boy to turn to face him. "How are you doing on that little invention of yours?
Pikky stared him in the face, no expression. "What invention are you talking about Will?
Will, or rather, William Frost, grinned. "The one you've been working on since Vosa has been paying frequent visits to us."
Two laser guns were instantly pointed at Wills head, courtesy of Pikky.
"You have three seconds to tell me how you found out about that one."
Will shrugged, and then pointed a thumb over his shoulder at another boy. "Slaze."
The smaller boy put the guns down, and glared at the other boy.
"Uh…It was an accident?" he stated to Pikky.
Slaze had short brown hair, but most of it was covered up by the black cap he had on. It had the words "Bite Me" imprinted on the front. He had brown eyes as well, with white skin. He had on a blue t-shirt, with a rifle strapped across his back. Khaki pants covered his legs, and were adorned with a black belt. He also had on a pair of black tenna shoes. His real name was Slazer.
Pikky pulled the same twin barrel laser gun from earlier out of nowhere and pointed it at Slaze as a blue visor appeared over his eyes.
"Slaze, you have 5 seconds before I try to kill you."
Several guns loading were heard as Pikky looked around, to find a small platoon of soldiers surrounding him from a distance. Will has long since gotten out of the way.
Slaze chuckled. "You shoot that gun, they shoot their guns."
Pikky reluctantly put his gun away, and shot Slaze a look that said "Screw you."
The other's there walked over to the once ready to fight boys.
"So, Pikkle." Hope began. "What's this invention Will mentioned?"
"Knowing him, it's probably something that can turn water into lasers." MJA said.
"…That's not a bad idea MJA!" Pikky said, grinning, causing a few groans to escape from the others.
"Tell us what the invention is Pikky!" CIAD said as she stepped in front of everybody else to face Pikky. "What does it do, what's it called, and is it done?"
"In respective order, that's a secret, also a secret, and nearly finished." He said, but instantly vanished into thin air after speaking.
"Eh, he'll be back soon." Slaze said after dispersing his platoon. "What can we do in the meantime?"
Nobody responded to this, as Pikky reappeared again, holding a small device. It looked like a remote control, only slightly bulkier, and its top was coated in small knobs and buttons.
"What…is that?" Will asked, looking at the device.
"The invention, of course!" Pikky declared, holding it above his head. "It's called the Power Omega Kryo Energized-Morphing Overdrive Relayer Positron Handheld!" he declared.
"Could you have made the name any longer?" MJA questioned.
"Yeah, not very easy to remember." Slaze said.
"Agreed." CIAD spoke while she looked at the device.
Pikky sighed. "Then don't call it that! Call it by its initials, POKE-MORPH!"
"POKE-MORPH?" Hope asked quickly before snatching it from the boy's hands. "I already know what it does then! Let me try first!"
CIAD grabbed hold of the device as well, and started to pull on it. "Oh no, I get to try this one out first!"
The girls struggled to take the remote from one another, the rest of the group just watching the small fight.
"ESP, are you just going to let them fight over your invention like that? They might break it." Will said.
"Eh, let them be. The thing is made of Runite. It'll take a couple of atom bombs to put a dent in it."
"Okay, so until those two stop fighting, what should we do?" MJA asked.
"Ummm…Have an exploding pudding fight and hope we don't lose our limbs in the process?"
"No ESP. Just no…"
That's when the buildings door opened up, and some footsteps were heard.
"OH! EXPLODE THE NARRATOR!" Pikky shouted as he launched a laser beam from his hands at the door, causing a large explosion.
This time, the target walked away without an injury. And wasn't a narrator either.
"Hey" the newcomer said as he walked to the others.
"Hey Eka." Slaze said as he walked forward, passing the fight Hope and CIAD.
Eka was a rather tall individual, slightly taller then Will. He had spiky brown hair, and slightly pale skin. His eyes were a strange grey color. He had on a thin blue sweater, and a pair of pale brown corduroy pants. His shoes were also the same pale grey as his eyes. His actually name here was EkaSwede.
"So…" he began, looking at the group, the fighting girls, and the device they were each holding. "What happened?"
"The usual. Explosions, fighting, Pik revealing a new invention…" MJA said.
"Does it have anything to do with Vosa?"
"Yes, it does."
"HEY!"
"Oh be quiet ESP, you know it's true." Will said, causing Pikky to grumble.
"Let go Pix!" CIAD shouted as she pulled on the POKE-MORPH, tightening her grip.
"No, you let go!" Hope responded, doing the same.
The grip of the girls pushed down on some of the devices buttons, causing a small antennae to stick out of it front, which Pikky noticed instantly.
"Hey! Wait, put it down you two!" he said as he ran over and attempted to grab the device, and pulled as well.
The three way tug-of-war ended abruptly as the grip of the three slipped, sending the device skyward, and then smashed into the floor, bending the antennae, the most sensitive part of the machine.
"Uh-oh…" Hope said, looking at the device, only to jump back when it began to spark and light up numerous different colors.
"Pikky, what is that thing doing?" CIAD asked, backing up.
"I could say I know, but then I'd be lieing." He said as the light around the device grew.
And just like that, the device let out a mechanical whine, and exploded in a burst of space-time energy, engulfing the entire inside of the building.
A/N: I feel like cutting it off here. =P
Don't worry, my friends will force me to upload it soon, otherwise I will be severely hurt. So let's hope they don't decide my head would be a suitable replacement for a soccer ball.