I'm in Marvel?! Sweet!

After a long winded storm in New York, I find myself stuck in the Marvel universe. If that wasn't awesome, or bad enough, I now am the vessel for the Infinity Stones, and Thanos (and any other villain) would just love to get his hands on me. But I could probably make some of my pairings happen along the way! Maybe even treat myself to one… Stanner, American Widow, Loki/OC/Clint.

This is sort of a self-insert. Yeah. I'm older and have the animals I will be getting when I'm that age, but yeah, this is a self-insert. Journal entries at the beginning, and it's in first person. First person's not my best, so know that I tried.

1/1/2015, 10:00 am

Dear Journal,

I'm a 24 year old with no clue how to keep up a journal, so bear with me. Let me just tell you, I hate storms. I used to love them because, you know, Thor. I move around a lot, you see, because I've always loved new places, and seeing as I started out in Las Vegas, California, and Washington in my youth years, I didn't see storms like this. But really, what did I expect? I'm in New York now. Maybe I should tell you something that has already happened since now is boring. I have 8 pets. Yes, yes, I know, it takes a lot to take care of them, blah, blah, I've heard it all before. I have a sleek, light blue parakeet named Doctor who actually speaks like the Doctor because I put some of his best quotes into a video and let him hear them. I have another one that's light green and purple named Master. I played a track of only Master quotes, even from the old show, and he talks like that. But he picks up more from what I watch, so he isn't too authentic. He's more annoying. But I digress. I have 2 Chihuahua/wiener dogs named Castiel and Dean. Yes, Winchester. They are awesome, though! I also have 1 white chinchilla named Loki and one grey chinchilla named Clint Barton. Then I have 2 snakes named Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Uh, I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Alright, back to now. I have been living off of Ramen, Ice Cream, Pocky, and Red Bull. Just… don't let animals drink Red Bull, ok? You will be VERY unhappy…

Love, Karrine Schwimley

-I'm in Marvel?! Sweet!-

The TV was playing in the background at a low hum, and I was uncomfortable. Very uncomfortable, but I was too lazy to get up and go to my room. "Allons-y!" I groaned. "Doctor, shut up, I'm sleeping!" I yelled, throwing a pillow toward the parakeet. It jumped out of the way and flew over towards me.

Avengers played lowly on the TV, and I realized it was still on. Or rather… "Master, did you put the movie on again?" I asked. "This will be spectacular!" Was his answer. The thunder boomed outside and I sighed loudly before grabbing Loki and Clint from their cage and letting them crawl around my lap. I turned off the TV and turned on Pandora.

You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison by My Chemical Romance came on and I lay back again, letting Loki and Clint go off and do whatever they want. Castiel jumped on top of me and licked my face- oh god, I never thought I would ever say that- and then jumped back off and went to go find Dean.

When the Song changed to Stay by Rihanna, I relaxed again and tried to get more sleep. Course, the blackout starting was not expected. Well, my phone still had 96% juice and my speaker was battery powered, so the music didn't stop.

'Not really sure how to feel about it, something in the way you move.'

I stood and went over to the kitchen to grab some candles. When I reached into the cabinet, I felt something wrap around my arm. I pulled my arm out and stared at Sherlock, who nuzzled into my skin. Maybe I should have changed their names, Sherlock was more loving then John. I tried once, and they both hissed at me loudly. Yeah, not doing that again.

I heard the song stop and realized that I had no internet so I took the candles and went over to my phone and changed it to the music I had downloaded on it. While I lit the candles, Oedipus by Regina Spektor came on. You know, this song reminds me of Loki. Weird.

I went to grab a green tea Pocky box and snacked on them with a Red Bull as the song changed to Invisible by Skylar Grey. Yeah, very cry worthy song. Then another boom of lightning and thunder went through the sky, and the room went bright. Really, truly bright, and then I guess I blacked out.

Cause when I came back into the world of the living, I was surrounded by the Avengers. Well… Um. Yeah, I kind of vaulted backwards and huddled in a corner.

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Edit: This is a crossover with Guardians of the Galaxy so I will be adding more pairings (like Grocket) and I'm changing the pairing with me to Loki/OC/Star-Lord (Peter Quill) and completely scratch the whole Clint anything because how am I supposed to do that?