Not as it Sounds
Disclaimer: don't own Naruto
A/N: well just a little bit of crack and please remember that this is not as it sounds :p
When 18-year-old Haruno Sakura came walking down the street with a huge grin on her face it did not take a genius to figure that something good had happened.
Which meant that she quite quickly had Ino on her tail who was wearing a smirk as she spoke "so you finally did it?"
Sakura nodded her head "and it felt great, to bad you don't have anyone to do it too."
"Oh shut up forehead, not everyone have teammates like yours you know" Ino answered as the two walked slowly towards a small café where Ino was going to get all the details of Sakura's conquest.
As they reached the café and had ordered something to drink Ino turned her attention to Sakura "so you finally did that" she stated "to Sasuke?"
Sakura nodded her head a huge smile on her face "after wanting to do it for 5 years it was wonderful finally to do it" she told looking dreamingly for a few seconds.
"Ah, so how was it? I've never done something like that, give me some details." Ino was practically leaning in over the table to hear the detail, she had wanted to be the one to do it but Sakura had won and now she just wanted the juicy details.
Sakura blushed a little "well at start I was a little insecure, I mean it wasn't something I could take back" she stopped for a second "but then of course I remembered just who it was, I mean how could I not go through with it when it was him?"
Ino nodded her head in agreement, she'd defiantly have some doubts if she had been in Sakura's position but as Sakura said; once she remembered who she was doing it would become so much easier.
"Anyway when it finally happened it hurt a little" Sakura said continuing her story, "I honestly hadn't thought it would hurt as much as it did and it was a bit gross seeing all that blood, who knew there could come so much blood from such a little hole?"
A smile came to Sakura's face "but after that it was pure bliss, 5 years of need and want finally paying off, I don't think there's much that can beat that feeling" she told looking like she was remembering a great moment in her life.
"Sounds great" Ino told smiling slightly "but I'm kind of glad I'm not in a position where I need to do what you did," she confessed.
"Yeah" Sakura agreed "it wasn't the greatest situation" she looked at the sky above and smiled before getting up, the last thing Ino heard her say was… "But now Sasuke's finally dead, thank god we got rid of that idiot."
Ino nodded her head in agreement and told herself "one idiot down one to go, I wonder how she'll take care of Naruto."
With that Ino also left the café to head over to her teammates, Shikamaru would be glad to know that Sakura didn't had to act all lovely in front of Sasuke any more, the lazy idiot had wanted to ask Sakura on a date for months now and where Sasuke was no more there was nothing standing in the way.
Other then Naruto but he'd be dead with in a month if Sakura had any say, which as the Hokage's trusted advisor she just happened to have.
END
And that's that, just a little bit of crack to get my day started, flame if you want it'll most likely just get ignored, bye, bye :D