Chapter 1- Particles of Opal
HARRRRRR! Welcome to the PixiePeacockPOW crew. Warning: this story is RANDOM with a capital N. This is my first fic. Its about Opal's first meeting with Merv and Scant. So put on yer eye patches and be...randomified?
T'was s sunny day. Merv needed a new cylinder for scuba diving so he could BREATHE. So Scant came too. Which was embarrassing, because Scant was dressed headto toe in pink.
Merv looked in the window in the bakery and saw a cake with pink icing and purple roses on it. The cakes looked like the one he got for his birthday last year.
They went into the dive shop. Merv studied a red pixie-sized cylinder and Scant checked which cylinders stored the best quality air.
As Merv opened one, tiny particles vaporized out of the cylinder. The pixie brothers stared, minutes later, the particles were in the same place, above the fish tank. The pixies got bored.
"Hey, Merv? Why do we need cylinders?," asked Scant.
"To breathe in the water. Remember the last time you wen diving without a cylinder? You DIED", said Merv.
"Oh ya".
Scant hadn't actually died. He got rescued by a helicopter before he had time to drown. But Scant thought he was dead .Merv was fine with that.
"That means you can walk through walls, right?," Merv grinned.
"Yup. I'll show you," said Scant, and ran into the wall and knocked himself out.
Merv turned around and gasped. The particles melted into each other to form an irritated Opal Koboi in a minion patterned onesie.
Why did Opal materialize out of a dive cylinder? And why was she in a onesie?
Answer: Nord caught her last week and stuffed her in a cylinder.
Scant woke up.
"Who's that?," said Scant.
"Uhhhhh, Scalpel Noboy or something," answered Merv inaccurately.
"ITS OPAL KOBOI, YOU MINI NEON REFLECTIVE CHIMNEY!," Scalpel Noboy / Opal Koboi screamed." And you're Merv, and you're Scant."
That's creepy, thought Scant.
"Why are we here, then?," Merv tested Opal.
"To get cylinders. You were checking them to see what one had highest quality air," said Opal, as if she'd actually seen it happening.
"Why did Scant get knocked out?"
"Because he ran in to the wall because he thought he was a ghost."
"Why do I need a cylinder?"
"So you can BREATHE."
"What did my birthday cake look like last year?"
"Vanilla Sponge cake with pink icing and purple roses."
Merv and scant were getting creeped out. Opal knew EVERYTHING!
"One more question," said Scant. "What's my fave colour?"
Opal pretended to think."Hhhmmmmmmm...pink."
The Brill brothers both ran around, screaming like maniacs.
"I made a decision. You guys better serve me, or I'll stuff you in a cylinder for a CENTURY!," yelled Opal.
Merv and Scant looked at each other.
"OK".
"Good. I need stylists for me for the Great British Beard Off. I'm entering."
Merv and Scant looked excited. Everyone knew about the Beard Off. (It takes place in a giant tent gazebo thing). To enter the tent would be an honour!
"We'll help you!" said the brothers.
"Then lets go."
And they flew out of the dive shop on Koboi Wings that just appeared on their backs.
WHOOO! Sorry if Merv is sometimes Marv (Autocorrect) and also, the computer won't save the spaces between paragraphs.
Review, and more about the Beard Off competition in next chapter!