Author's Note: Well, this is basically just a fic that takes place during iSaved Your Life. It's what Sam's thinking after she tells Freddie that he's the bacon. She, however, doesn't know yet that Freddie broke up with Carly for her.
For one, I didn't care for iSaved Your Life too much. Too much Creddie kissing for my tastes. However, Freddie did dump the girl of his dreams for Sam in some crazy way, because for all he knows, Sam coulda been making up the whole "I dated him for his bacon" thing. However, in total, chivalrous Freddie is wicked tastic.
iKnow He's The Bacon
Summary: Just a during-iSaved Your Life drabbley thing. Sam's wonderings about whether Carly's crush is real.
Pairings: Seddie (duh).
Rating: K plus
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly or anything else I mention in this story. Including bacon. However, I do love bacon. Yummy.
POV: Sam
Maybe it was just I hadn't thought of it before.
I mean, seriously, I had always thought it was impossible. There are some things that are always true.
I will always be hilarious, yet abrasive.
Carly will always be perfect.
Freddie will always be a nub.
And Carly will never love him. But maybe I was wrong.
Maybe Carly just didn't want to weird up the friendship. That's what she always said, at least.
I think Carly really didn't like Freddie.
But now with some magical, bacon-y hero act, she loves him? For real? Fat chance.
Can't you see, Freddie? She really doesn't love you. Maybe as a friend, or a brother, but not as a boyfriend. Things like that don't happen.
At least not to a nub like him.
But hey, I'll bide my time. I'll wait patiently while it finally eats Freddie up like me on a sandwich. I know he'll dump her eventually. Freddie won't be able to stand Carly dating him for the wrong reasons. He's moral like that. And maybe, he'll realize I've been here the whole time.
And if he doesn't, I'll give him a Texas wedgie.
Unless, maybe it is true. Maybe Carly does love him.
Naw, impossible.
Author's Note: Well, that was a really random fic. Totally awkward too. Well, hey, I like it.
Reviews are love,
jesswrites her first real drabble.