Ok this fanfic is dedicated to Paige Clark (the almighty ginger) and Chloe Ashbridge (coz shes a wallaby lover). These two came up with the wallaby song :):):) So if you dont like this then dont read it. Simple as. Reviews are welcome, and before anyone even brings this up, I know this doesnt really have anything to do with Twilight but it just had to have Edward in. So enjoy! (also in case you dont figure, its the spice girls song 'wanna be' tune) :):):)
Wallaby.P.O.V
Hmm… what sort of wallaby type things should I do today? A wallaby was laying lazily on the grass just as the sun rose over the small town of forks. The wallaby hopped up and decided to go look for his wallaby friend. As he was approaching his wallaby friend a great idea struck him. I know!!!! We can sing the wallaby song!!! He looked over at his friend and could tell he had had the same idea.
"If you wannabe my wallaby,
you gotta get with my wallaby,
Mil-"
Just then Edward Cullen suddenly fell out of the sky.
"Mind if I join in?" he asked in a velvety voice, and before the wallabies could answer he ripped off his clothes and was left standing in a pair of red boxers.
They stood in a line and started singing the wallaby song, whilst doing a little dance.
"If you wanna be my wallaby,
You gotta get with my wallaby,
Milking wallabies forever,
Wallabies never end.
If you wanna be my wallaby,
You wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna,
Wanna be a wallaby, a wallaby, a wallaby,
Wallabies around, a wallabies around,
Wallabies around, a wallabies around,
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah"
Edward smiled happily at the wallabies and then drunk their blood.
THE END
The actions to the wallaby song will soon be on youtube if anyones intrested. :):):)