"NOOOOO!!!, DEFEATED AGAIN!!!" Eggman bellowed, as his Egg Beetle, collapsed to the ground.
"Face it Egg-Face, you can't win, ever!" Sonic said, wiping his nose.
This was his fifth attempt today, all loses.
"Eggman, sure is determined, huh guys?" Tails asked.
"Yup." We all said in unison.
We were on a vacation in Mazuri, all of us (except Sonic) lounging in chairs, with sunglasses holding tropical drinks in our hands.
Even I was allowed to come (after hiding in a suitcase).
"Tooth, it's too dangerous, Eggman could come." Sonic's voice, replayed in my memory 4 nights ago.
Eggman was dazed and confused from his merciless beatings today and decided to call it a quits.
The hot sun was beating down on, us luckily we were near a swimming hole.
The local natives were splashing and cheering for Sonic, and boos for Eggman.
"Hey Blaze, could you scratch my back?" I asked lazily.
"I won't scratch it, I'll rip out your spine, now stop asking." Blaze threaten, glaring at the sky, not even looking at me.
"Blast, blast, blast!!! How does that pin-cushion do it!!!" Eggman asked, banging his fist on the ground.
"Well, he doesn't weigh 600 lbs., nor is he retarted." Shadow answered, refilling his drink.
"Hey Tails, what do you think Prof. Pickles is doing right now?" I asked him.
"He's probably studying the Gaia manuscripts, or going on about to make the perfect cucumber sandwich." Tails answered.
"Tails, he ain't that smart, you know right?" I replied.
"I know, I'm just waiting for him to die, so I can replace him." Tails said, sipping his drink.
"But what about his assistant?" I said.
"I'll tell him to jump down a well, and land on his head. He is a tool, he'll do it." Tails scoffed.
We all chuckled, then Sonic went back to his chair and drink.
"Sonic how do you feel about Chip gone?" I asked.
"Meh, he was ok, but Tails is my only little bro." Sonic announced.
Tails didn't change his lazed expression, but he purred with much content.
"Whats this?...OH NO BLOOD!!!" Eggman yelled, wiping his forehead.
"Wow, Sonic you never made him bleed, before?" I asked.
"Meh, thought his heart would clog from all the shit he eats, then he would die." Sonic chuckled.
Eggman with painful breaths was still crushed under his Egg-O-Matic.
"I can hear you!" he called out.
"Then put plugs in your ears!!" Silver called out, everyone chuckled.
I then sat up and put down my sunglasses….just staring at that middle-aged wacko, made me mad….but also remorseful.
Does this man have any friends? His machines are capable, but he just shoves them around.
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Later, everyone got tried off Eggman's whining, so they picked up their chairs, and went into the air-conditioned luxury hut, they gave to Sonic for saving them.
I put my chair inside…then came back out, strolling towards Eggman.
Some kids were pelting rocks at him, he barely could block them.
"Kids, hey hey, leave him alone he has had enough!" I said shooing them off.
The kids ran off, laughing, I then, yanked him out from under his creation and put him in a sitting formation.
"Wha…what are you doing?" he asked, still dazed.
"Healing your wounds, what does it look like?" I answered, not looking at him.
"But why are you healing my wounds? I'm the villain, remember?" he asked again.
"Hey, villains need help too, sometimes, Shadow was a villain...well that was your fault…Knuckles was…well that was your fault too…and Mephiles…in a way that's your fault." I said, bringing up all the characters he turned against Sonic now on his side (Mephiles is cool, so I made him a good guy, who might chill with us from time to time.).
"oh yes….all those failed attempts….all my attempts complete failures." He said, letting me clean some of his head wounds.
"Not all of them….who else, besides Tails can build a fleet of ships, in a week or two?" I said.
"And who else, could build a space station, in 3 months?" I kept' on going.
"And who else can create clever replicas to their counterparts?" I finished.
"Uhhhhh….Ricky Gervais?" He asked.
"No, no one, only you and Tails, who doesn't even bother with the large stuff, so you aren't a failure, Eggman." I reassured him.
"..your right I suppose….but this….this whole nice thing? Why are you being nice to me?" he asked, yet again.
"I'm just a good person, and it didn't look like those kids were gonna help you." I answered.
"…looks like your Egg-thingy is trashed….can you walk?" I asked.
"…Barely…" he answered.
"Well you should come in for some lemonade, and get out of this heat, before the bugs get ya'." I said, pulling him and helping him slink to our hut.
"Uhhhh….I don't think it's a wise decision to bring me in there, kid." He answered.
"None sense, you'll be fine, btw my name is Tooth." I introduced myself.
"As you may know, I am ." he re-introduced himself.
"Yes, and you have the master plan, don't you?" I said, bringing up his theme song.
"Wow, I haven't heard that song in ages! Who did it, again?" he asked.
"Paul Shortino." I answered.
"Then he is a fine musician in my case." he answered.
I chuckled, then he let out his infamous Santa Claus laugh.
I'm basing this after you beat Sonic Unleashed. I know I know, "Your becoming Eggman's friend? O.o", well you'll have to keep reading to find out more! Note: There are gonna be no fan characters in this, only main ones.