Hidekaz Himaruya owns Hetalia. Grammatical, spelling and historical errors want to be corrected.
The Gods Must be Crazy
Ludwig attempts to play a few notes on Roderich's piano. In the kitchen, Roderich clenched his teeth.
Another confused German couple find themselves being yelled at by a drunken Austrian historian. They decided it's best to stay indoors.
Ludwig feels dread swell up inside him and gives up the instrument again.
Who are you?
"I can do it, I can do it..." Ivan fiddled with the colourful flag between his fingers. His stomach turned, his hands were shaking. "I can do it..." But he couldn't face his boss.
Moscow's Gay Pride found itself canceled.
Again.
Are you really human?
Elizabeta takes pictures of Antonio molesting Lovino.
In Italy, Prime Minister Berlusconi threated to sue Spain's newspaper, El Pais for publishing naked photos.
Or are you a God?
Kiku the klutz, found himself slipping on the wooden floor in his slippers.
In Japan, another earthquake hits. It's minor, but delays were expected as Kiku gathered his surroundings.
Looking afters us...
Francis invited Arthur for a stay, but was refused. "It's impossible to maneuver around your blasted country!"
"Surely your sense of direction isn't that bad?" He laughed as Arthur scowled,
"Trying to converse with your people is impossible!"
France holds special brochures for English tourists that informs them how to perform all of France's rude gestures.
in the best way you can?
Gilbert couldn't resist, really.
"Wessie's face will be hilarious!"
Another pair of rambunctious teenagers spray painted the side of the school with large Nazi symbols. Passing adults are appalled and scowl.
Ludwig shrieks, knowing exactly who it was.
Living
Vash held his sister close. "Do not worry, I'll always be there for you." But she continues to cry.
Liechtenstein's last member of her army had died.
Vash knew she needn't worry, he was strong enough to care for the both of them.
Just like us
The brothers fought a lot, but on occasion Raivis and Toris would find themselves sharing the same room. Sitting together, talking of old times. Not because they wanted to, but because they felt they needed to.
Latvian and Lithuanian languages are the only surviving Baltic languages of the Indo-European family.
With ups...
Occasionally Feliks drops the makeup kits and goes camping. You don't get perfect skin by staying cooped up indoors.
"This is like, the best season evar!" He shouted to no one in particular. The birds didn't budge, they recognized his presence.
More than half of Poland's lands are devoted to agriculture.
..and downs
Im kept the door locked despite the screams on the other side of the door. His twin kept beating against it, hissing his name.
"You think you can get away with this? When I find you your eyes will be burned, and your nails ripped, and your..."
Hugging his legs, Im stayed quiet. No, he really didn't think he could.
From the North and South, the tension was always strong.
Just like us.
The plane was late, and it made him tense. He cleaned his glasses again because he had nothing better to do.
"You waited for me?" He heard the surprised voice ask. He didn't answer, but grinned wildly as he hugged his brother.
"Of course! I always keep my word!" He picked up the luggage smoothly as his brother rolled his eyes.
Sure he does.
America and Canada could never stay mad at each other.