Jess sat on the dock chairs looking at the sky. It was starting to storm. Mike pulled her out of her thoughts by saying, in his high gay voice, "Hey, I am going to jump in the water, 'Kay?"

She nodded as he jumped in the water. But when she didn't hear him, she stood and walked over to the edge of the dock. But when Jess looked all she saw was Mike but he was about 6 inches tall. Jess scoped him out of the water and said, "Mike! What did you do?!"

He was about to say something but all of a sudden a Wizard came out of no where and said, "Mike has fallen into the lake when it was storming! So now he has shrunk!"

Jess thought then said, "Wait is there a cure?"

"Yes," the wizard said, "you have to kiss him and each time you do he will grow a little taller!"

"Um..," said Jess, "you do know he is gay, don't you?" (And by the way I have nothing against gay people it was just in the dream!)

The wizard nodded then disappeared. Jess sighed then picked Mike up and looked at him. She heard some one approaching and looked up to find Alex getting on the dock. Alex said when she got up, "Hey, B.F.F.F.L.! What's up…with the little dude?"

"Alex, this is Mike and long story short, I have to kiss him, a gay dude, to make him grow."

She looked at Jess long and hard then burst out laughing. Then Alex just kinda disappeared.

Jess sighed, thinking 'I have weird friends.' She walked up to the lounge/play room and sat down. Jess looked at Mike and then kissed him. He grew a little so now Mike is about a foot tall. She sighed then made out with him. When Jess stopped Mike was about a foot and a half tall.

Alex walked in and said, "Whoa, did he grow or is that just me?"

"Yes," Jess said, "I just like made out with him."

Alex studied him then said, "But he's all like tiny-mic-tinier-tins!"

He looked at her then said with a smirk, "Yeah and you're giant!"
"You're ugly!"

"You're weird!"

"You're fugly!"

"You're fat!"

Alex looked at him and said, "OH, THAT IS IT!!" she grabbed him and ran outside. When she got to the porch she just threw him all the way back in the water. Jess sighed and pulled Alex's arm and started running down to the dock.

When they got there the wizard was there and just watching Mike swim. They finally got down there and the wizard said, "Who threw Mike into the lake again?!?!"

Alex smiled and pointed to her self and stared to do this weird dance.

Alex kept dancing, while Jess checked on Mike. But when they looked down they saw Mike getting chased but a big catfish and screaming, "Oh, shit, Oh, shit catfish! Catfish!"

They all laughed and Alex was in a lawn chair while holding those football sighs, screaming, "GET HIM! YOU DUMB CATFISH!!! WOAH!!! YEAH!!"

But after that Jess woke up laughing and soon enough she told me and we had a laughing section.

THE END!

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