Disowner: I sadly do not own anything Twilight nomatter how much I wish I do.
Hey there everyone this is my first fanfic so please don't be mean. Let me know what you think of the story if you want.
Talking with Us
M: Welcome to our new show 'Talking with us.' This show is going to have a whole bunch of guests (mumbles to herself, I hope.) and I am looking forward to our first guest, which many of might be too. You will be pleased to know our guest is Edward Cullen.
*Crowd Claps and cheers wildly*
M: So Edward how are things going with You, Bella, and Reneesme?
E: Very well reneesme has gotten so big and Bella has gotten a little less klutzy.
M: Really? She doesn't trip over her own two feet anymore? *thinks: wow that's a shocker*
E: You know that's not a very nice thing to think.
M: studdering; what...umm...what do you mean. *thinks: Oh crap I tottaly forgot he could read minds*
E: Yeah a lot of people tend to when that don't hag around me a lot.
*Crowd looks tottaly confusied; What are yoy talking about?-a girl asks
M: Oh I was think that I forgot he could read minds.
E: Well do you have any other questions for me?
M: yeah....ummm... * Love Game starts playng* Ops. Umm hold on a second. * Takes phone and and awnsers it. Hey ummm.... Yeah. Ok. Sure. Love you too. Kay Bye. Sorry about that.
E: It's ok and why did your mom call in the middle of the show?
M: That wasn't my mom the was my friend.
E: Shure it was. Like Bella's no...* was cut off*
M: Anyway that's the end of our show We'l see you next! * thinks: Edward you need to learn to SHUT UP!!! and it was soooo not my mom. gez your so mean.*
E: * Is laughing really loudly* Sure...Ok....I..think...I might....try that....another..time
Author's Note: Thanks for reading and sorry if you are mad at me for yelling at Edward.