Disclaimer: I own nothing. This fic was removed due to explicit content above rating, after this tattle tale reported it (They also have a problem with songfics, I had to delete all my songfics because of fear of them getting removed due to the reports. They're on deviant art.).

Warning: Eventual Aladdin/Jafar.Some graphicness of an eating disorder.

Jafar seemed to be a man who never cared about how he looked, what people thought, or anything like that, but on the inside he was very unhappy. Nobody ever seemed to care about him, because of the way he is.

One day Jafar's conscience spoke to him.

"You are so fat and ugly. That's why nobody likes you, not because you tried to kill Aladdin many times, and take over the Sultan's kingdom by forcing his daughter into marriage. It's all because you're fat and ugly. You have no looks whatsoever," the voice told him.

"I know I'm just a failure. I'm never going to make it," Jafar sighed.

"Yes you will, I'm telling you this because I'm your friend. Anyone who says you look fine the way you are is lying. We'll work together to make you the most handsome man in Agrabah, and every girl in town, including Princess Jasmine will want you. All you have to do is stop eating," the voice told him.

"Yeah, though what excuse will I make to the Sultan not to eat his cooking?" asked Jafar.

"Just say you had a big lunch," his conscience instructed.

"Well that'll be easy, the Sultan doesn't even know I'm here, why would he care if I ate," Jafar mentioned.

"Exactly, see why you were exiled from the palace," his conscience reminded him.