The confession 2
Skye: Ok rookie, let's get in there and get this confession.
Chase: You got it chief!
(they enter a police questioning room with a crook cuffed inside)
Skye: Alright Scumbag!...
Chase:(interrupts) When I was 12 I wet my bed...
(brief silence)
Skye: Excuse us...
Chase: Right on the pillow...
(They leave the room.)
Skye: Okay, you don't make the confession. HE makes the confession.
Chase: He wet my bed?
Skye: Uh, No, no. Just do what I do.
attempt 2
Skye: Look Johnny...
Unison: ...we can do this the easy way or th-(they yell at each other) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (they look at Johnny) STAY THERE! (they yell at each other) STOP!
outside
Chase: Dang it! We almost had him!
Skye: Okay, New plan. I'll be good cop and you can be bad cop.
Chase:(nodding) Nice!
Next attempt.
Skye: Okay...
Chase: (Wearing a cap sideways sunglasses and a bunch of rad clothing) EYY JOHNNY! Crime is totally coo! Let's bounce out of this joint and grab a wicked soda! I've got a skate board! POGS!
Skye: That's Rad Cop
Chase: Bummer!
Next attempt.
Chase:(Crying with tissues and ears laid back) Why'd youdo it Johnny! You were so young! And you had such a bright future!
Skye: Sad cop...
Chase:(Whine)
Next attempt.
Chase: (Yorkshire accent with pipe) Johnny, ya mother and I are very disappointed in ya.
Skye: That's Dad cop...
Next attempt.
Skye: Plad cop...
Chase: (Scottish accent) I'M SHREK!
Next attempt.
Skye: Knee pad cop...
Chase( points at his knee pad.)
Next attempt.
Skye: A bad bill cosby impersonator trying to explain the plot of Breaking Bad cop...
Chase: (Bill Cosby Impression) So, the dad from malcolm in the middle...
Skye: NOOO!
Next attempt.
(Johnny's file slammed on table)
Chase:(Reading file) Jonathan McNeil, street name 'Johnny Knives'. Born December 18th 1987 to Annie and Hamish McNeil, both deceased.
First arrest, age 14,two counts of car theft, four counts of breaking and entering and one count of assaulting a police officer with a kitchen knife.
4th arrest, age 19, 8 counts of aggravated assault, 3 counts of property damage and suspected involvement in an illegal gambling ring.
15th arrest, age 26-yesterday. 18 eye witnesses, camera surveillance footage and enough forensic evidence to clone you and throw you BOTH in jail for a very very long time.
Confess now Johnny and maybe we can cut you a deal.
Skye: (look of approval and nodding) Not bad rookie...
Chase: (Interrupts) Also...
Skye: dang it...
Chase: (has on a pink tu-tu) I'm a jelly bean! Have you seen my penguins?! THE GOVERNMENT IS BEES!
Skye: Mad cop... great...
Chase: I love you.
Outside the room
Chase: How'd I do?
Skye: Terribly! Look, why don't you be good cop then I'LL be bad cop. (turns to enter the room)
Chase: Wait... Why don't we BOTH be bad cop?
Skye: (smiles, goes wide eyed and starts nodding with a that's-not-a-bad-idea look) Yeaah
Chase: Yeeeeah
Skye: Yeeeeeeeahh!
Chase: Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!
Skye: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Chase: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Final attempt.
Skye and Chase: (Walk in the room with a mixture of cloths on from previous attempts) BREAKING BAD IS A GOOD SHOW! HAVE YOU SEEN MY JELLY BEANS!? I'VE GOT SKATE BOARDS!
Johnny: (Breaks the cuffs holding him to the table and backs up to the corner of the room.) NO! NOO! I CONFESS I CONFESS!
Chase: SKATEBOARDS!
Johnny:(Intense and gut wrenching scream)
THE END