"Take that back, you water-slinging, over-protective hussy!"
"Not unless you-Ugh!-lay off and start doing your share!"
Sokka groaned. Toph and Katara were fighting again. Wonderful. And it was so early, too...With much resign, he pushed himself up, preparing to break up the spat. Suki, who was next to him, awakened.
"What's going on?" she asked, rubbing sleep from her eyes.
"Well, it seems Toph and Katara have come to a disagreement about chores again."
"That seems silly," she frowned. "I'll go talk to them."
The young warrior watched his Kyoshi fighter walk into the fray.
"Now, stop it, you two!" Suki held Toph by the scruff of her kneck, and had her hand on Katara's forehead. "This is no way for grown women to be acting! Toph, just do a little more, and Katara, lay off just a little. There, is everything settled?" The earth and water benders looked at one another, then took Suki down together.
Great. Now there were three women...Now there were three women! "Aang, Zuko, Haru, come here quick! GIRL FIGHT!!!" As the rest of the men gathered around, hair was pulled, skin was scratched and before long, the three very strong girls were entangled in a hot deadlock.
"Pushy!"
"Lazy!"
"Instigator!"
"Oh man, this is good!" Sokka rubbed his hands together, nudging Zuko suggestively.
"Sokka, Katara's your sister."
"I know. But it's strangely satisfying."
"I hear that," Aang agreed, visibly red.
"But she's your sister!"
"Oh, don't tell me you never enjoyed watching Azula wrestling with Blah and Ty-whatserface."
Zuko watched on in silence as the cloth ripped a little more with each struggle.
"I don't get it. They're just fighting," remarked The Duke.
Teo patted him on the shoulder. "I'll exlpain it on the way."
"The way to where?" asked the little guy as he was being led from the group.
"Away from this depressing scene."
"Huh?"
As time wore on, Katara noticed Toph's foot was in a rather awkard position. Curious, she touched her tongue to her littlest toe. Toph gasped.
"Did you just lick my toes?!" She shed the two girls from her, and faced the waterbender. Katara nodded guiltily. "Oh thank god. The tension was getting unbearable." With that being said, Toph stepped forward and grasped the woman's face with her own. Suki shuffled to the now avidly-affectionate girls and gained entry.
"Okay, now it's good," Zuko smiled.