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Hi Everyone! I've had this idea for a humorous one-shot rolling around in my head for a few weeks, so I decided I needed to write it down. It's just Haruka and humor, lol.
"I can't wait to see this new show tonight!" Hotaru said as she, Haruka, Michiru, and Setsuna headed up to the local planetarium.
"Yeah, I was just reading here that they're going to talk about the possibility of life on other planets, and if aliens would ever come to Earth," Michiru said, flipping through a show guide.
"Heck, we've already been invaded!" Haruka halfed joked.
"Haruka!" her three companions scolded.
"Hey, hey, I'm just saying!".
As they walked up ahead, they noticed a TV camera crew interviewing different people. "It must be local piece," Setsuna said. Then, as they walked by, the reporter called to Haruka.
"Excuse me!" he said, trying to get Haruka over.
"Excuse me, we're asking people questions about the their take on the possibility of alien life. We want to know, do you think it's possible that aliens really exist, and if they do, what would their personalities be like?".
"Oh no," Setsuna and Michiru thought, sweatdropping.
"I know they're out there someplace!" Haruka smiled. "Well, I think they might be a full of themselves, and have an ego, and want to attract a bunch of Earth girls. That's how I envision their leader. Others might be preppy, and very delicate. Then again, maybe some are tall, loofy, and wear dorky glasses".
By this time Setsuna and Michiru and even Hotaru were sweatdropping and shaking their heads in embarresment. The TV report was pretty much in shock. "Huh, well thank you for your time! Enjoy the show!" he said quickly.
"Come on, Haruka!" Michiru scolded. "Can't we take you any place!?".
"Seriously, Haruka, what if three certain people see that clip tonight!?" Setsuna added.
"What? Is was just a little fun!" she whined as the took her away.
A few hours later at the Three Lights' apartment
"HEY, SEIYA, YATEN, COME AND SEE WHO'S ON THE EVENING NEWS!" Taiki called from the living room.
"Oh my...is this an interview with the top ten most wanted people in the country?" Seiya joked.
"Listen! Listen!" Taiki said.
"What do you think aliens would be like, and would their personalities be like?" the report asked.
"Well, I think they might be a bit full of themselves, and have an ego, and want to attract a bunch of Earth girls..."
Taiki and Yaten doubled over with laughter, and Seiya turned red. "HEY!" .
"Others might be preppy, and very delicate," Haruka continued. This comment caused Seiya to start laughing, made Taiki laugh even harder, but caused Yaten to quickly stop and develop a sour look.
"Then again, others might be tall, loofy, and wear dorky glasses".
This time Seiya doubled over, Yaten began laughing again, and Taiki quieted down. "There not dorky!" he insisted, pulling his glasses off and looking at them.
"Alright, guys, it's time to plan revenge!" Seiya said, giving them a playful yet evil look.
"How are we gonna do that?" Taiki asked seriously, still looking at his glasses.
"I don't know, but we'll come up with something..."
"Yeah, we'll find some way to pay her back," Yaten laughed.
The End