me after reading someone's fic and I compare mine to theirs: holy fuck i suck!('n')

well, here is the "Christmas special" . . .yay?

hope you like it and al! ^_^

"did you know that reindeers are just unicorns in disguise?!" the raven shouted to the couple

"w-what are you talking about" the male said, "c'mon honey, lets get outta here." he took his girlfriend by the shoulder and both started to walk away

"what a creep!" the girl whispered.

Izaya groaned in irritation as he saw the couple walk away. he got out his phone and dialed namie. "what do you want orihara-san?" the lady asked

"how long do I have to do this!?" Izaya shouted into the phone

"ah-FUCK! izaya, don't be fucking screaming in the phone! "she shouted back, "did you finish the list?"

"no."izaya admitted,"i have three more." he could hear namie sigh

"then why are you calling me? go and finish the list!" she hung up, izaya growled.

he took the list out of the pocket to see who he had left

*random couple in the streets

*highschoolers

ryugamine mikado

kishitani shinra

heiwajima shizuo

The black haired man grimaced at the last name on the list. "well, lets just get this over with." he groaned and started to look for the high school student.

"a-choo!" the teenage boy wiped his nose,"i must be catching a cold. . ." he brought his scarf closer to his face. he had just gone to the conviniance store and was heading home. he felt someone tapp his shoulder and screamed. he turned around and saw izaya in a santa clause outfit with a big, white beard covering his face. "o-orihara-san! i-is that you?"

Izaya ignored the question though,he put on a big smile and shouted" hey ryugamine-kun!did you know that riendeers are just unicorns in disgiuse?!"

"w-what!?"mikado said startled, "orihara-san, are you ok!?"

izaya dropped the act,"no, i feel fantastic!" he answered sarcasticly," merry chirstmas!" he shouted as he stormed away.

"o-ORIHARA-SAN! WAIT!" the raven didn't, mikado muttered to himself,"why is izaya acting like this? is he on drugs?"

izaya crossed Mikado's name of the list,

"next is shinra." the ravens expression lightened up a bit. hopefully the underground doctor could cheer him up.

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"coming~" shinra said feeling extremely happy. he opened the door and saw izaya in the santa outfit," ah!, orihara-kun~, hows it going? im having a really great time with celty-san and i would aprreciate it if could leave now. in fact, goodbye!~" shinra closed the door but was blocked by izayas foot

"wait, i need to tell you something." the man in red said

"hm?"

shinra opened the door a bit wider and sighed, "okay, but please make it quick, i want to go back to my beloved celty." izaya took a deep breathe and copied his actions with the couple and mikado

"did you know that riendeers are just unicorns in disgiuse?!"

shinra's serious face quickly changed s he started to laugh, holding his stomach"w-what are you saying orihara-kun!hahaha!"

izaya stared at the man and started to walk away,"merry chistmas" he grumbled

"merry christmas to you too, orihara-kun!" shinra replied laughing

the raven grimaced again, "one more to go . . ."

so, ive decided to make this the first part, im going to be posting the next chapter probably late at night(or the afternoon) merry Christmas!"