A/N: Ok! So again this was co-written with BluestBlood...this is what we do in out PM convos...
lol...This is dedicated to my collaboration buddies!
And it also features them too!
So yeah...
REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: I don't own N2N...actually, i don't even own half of this story...lol...The other half belongs to BluestBlood!
*Natalie and Henry are sitting in her room. She's sort of...well..high*
Natalie: HOLY SHIT!
Henry: What?
Natalie: A MARTIAN ARMADILLO IS EATING YOUR FUCKING HEAD!
Henry: What the hell are you on?
Natalie: IM ROBO-TRIPPING! I can't feel my legs! WHOO!
Henry: *facepalm*
Natalie: *is holding a broom* HENRY- DON'.
Henry: *screws eyes shut* HolyshitHolyshitHolyshit *is whacked over the head with a broom*
Me: *sitting at the Clan Headquarters* I sense a disturbance in the force...
*back at Goodmans*
Henry: Owwww. Nat! You hit me in the face!
Natalie: Don't worry- the armadillo is gone.
Hahahaha! The Force...lol
Henry: Yeah...the alien animal's gone.
Natalie: WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
Henry: I see...now we have a new problem. YOUR TEMPER!
Natalie: WELL YOU SUCK!
Henry: HOLY CRAP ARE WE ACTUALLY FIGHTING?
Natalie: I THINK WE ARE!
***meanwhile***
Me: Yeah...that's definitely a disturbance...C'mon guys...let's go investigate...
Natalie: I HATE YOU SOMETIMES.
Henry: What about the other times?
Natalie: I- wait what?
Henry: What about the other times?
Natalie: ...THAT'S IRRELEVANT.
Clan: TO THE CLOSET. *grabs flashlight* Awaayyyy!
Henry: So wait...ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE?
Natalie: Maybe...
Henry. *bawls his eyes out hysterically*
Natalie: Big baby...
Me: This looks like a job for...*emerges from closet* The Super Clan!
Henry: *cries more*
BluestBlood: What seems to be the problem, Henry?
Henry: N-N-Natalie doesn't l-love me anymore!
Me: Crap...this is gonna be harder than I thought...
ElianaMargalit: This calls for- DOCTOR FINE.
Natalie: WHAT?
Me: Come on down, Doctor!
Dr. Fine: I'm a relationships councilor too!
Henry: *sniffles* That's funny, cause you've never been in one.
Dr. Fine: Do you want your woman back or what?
Henry: YESSSSS. *bawls*
Clan: *sits in the audience*
Dr. Fine: Natalie, why don't you tell us your side of the story first.
Natalie: Well, ok. It all started back when we met. He'd been stalking me since the fifth grade so I knew he had a problem there.
Dr. Fine: I see...
Natalie: SHUT UP I'M TALKING. Then, I found out he smoked pot and so what does he do? Tries to get me to smoke. And I was stupid enough to agree to it! NOW I'M A DRUG ADDICT!
Dr. Fine: Ok, then...Henry?
Henry: I...I...I've been in love with Natalie Goodman for six years. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO WITHOUT HER! SHE'S MY LIFE AND I LOVE HER MORE THAN ANYTHING! I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR HER! I WOULD TAKE TEN BULLETS FOR HER!
Clan: Awwwwww...
Henry: In the words of Jonathan Larson, "Life goes on, but I'm gone. Cuz I die without you." Thanks.
Clan: *applauds furiously*
Dr. Fine: Well, I guess we know who was right!
Natalie: I- wait, what? THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
Henry: It is now! SO KISS ME, NATALIE!
BluestBlood: *singing* THOU LOVELY LOOOONNN. *is glared at* *slinks away* *grumbles* Kiss me, Kate reference guys...
Natalie: No, I am obviously right in this arguement! Come on, guys! *Turns to Clan* Don't you love me, too? The crazy, invisible daughter?
Clan: NO.
Natalie: Figures...
Dr. Fine: Come on, take Henry back. He quoted RENT- just for you!
Henry: Please, Nat? I love you. *puppy dog eyes*
Clan: Awwwwww.
Natalie: Well...I-!
Gabe: *bursting in* HOLD IT! HOLD EVERYTHING!
Henry: Shit...
Gabe: I belive I have a say in this...Ok. Henry sucks.
Dr. Fine: That's it?
Gabe: Thats it.
Dr. Fine: He makes a good argument...
Henry and Clan: WHAT?
Natalie: He's right, though...
Henry. NOOOOOO! PLEASE DONT LEAVE ME, NATALIE! *grabs her and kisses her anyway*
Clan: Awwwww...
Gabe: Eeew...
Dr. Fine: *cough* Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togetha, today. Wove, twu wove, will fowwow you...
Natalie: WE ARE NOT IN THE PRINCESS BRIDE.
Henry: As you wish.
Clan: AWWWWWWW!
Gabe: Where's the bathroom? I need to puke.
Dr. Fine: *points off*
Gabe: Thanks! *runs off*
Dr. Fine: Now that he's gone, Natalie- do you have something to say?
Natalie: *looks to Henry* Um. Um.
Henry: YES?
Natalie: *deep breath*
Diana: WAIT!
Clan: *groans*
Diana: I want a say in this too!
Dan: Yeah! Me too!
Me: How'd you know we were here?
Dan: We saw a sign in our basement that said The Clan's Lair.
Clan: Oops...
BluestBlood: I'll remove the sign. *doesn't move- or so you think* Ok. It's gone now. *ninja nod*
Diana: *goes to check* Cool! Can you clean my house like that for me?
BluestBlood: Uh. No.
Dan: And who said you could have a reality show in my house?
Oreoprincess0401: Mr. Goodman, we love reality shows! Please! We'll never ask for anything ever again!
Dan: Uhm. *is faced with the Clan's puppy dog eyes* ...Fine.
Diana: Hey! It's Dr. Fine!
Me: We'll be out of here in a second, we promise! Nat?
Natalie: Thanks...anywho...Henry?
Henry: Yes?
Natalie: I um...
Henry and Clan: YES?
Natalie: I...
Diana: SPIT IT OUT!
Natalie: I LOVE YOU AND I'M SORRY WE WERE FIGHTING AND I WAS ROBO-TRIPPING!
Clan: Awwww...
Henry: Aw, c'mere! *kisses Natalie*
Me: *whispering* This is my favorite part!
ElianaMargalit: *whispers back* I know! They're so cute. Look at them.
HenNat: *still kissing*
Dr. Fine: *cough* Um- anyway- who wants to go next?
Diana: OH! OH! DAN LET'S GO!
Dan: No... *sees Diana's puppy dog look* Fine.
Diana: Yaaay!
A/N: Tada! lol...
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