HORROR MOVIE

WOW: trash. You can find horror in the most unlikely of subject matter. Not that Dean's complaining …

Disclaimer: I don't own them.

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"Dean, Thursday is my TV night, you know that."

"But … there's this film …"

"Bad luck, there's a film I want to see; 'Le Champignon Noir'."

"What?"

"It's about a chef who becomes a mime to solve his existential crisis."

"Shoot me now …"

"But, Sam, on the other channel … 'Kongzilla Armageddon', King Kong and Godzilla trashing Tokyo, that's way better than some stupid mime having an accidental crisis."

"No Dean. It really isn't …"

Later ...

"AAIIIEEEEEE! GIANT DINOSAUR - EATING THE SCHOOLBUS!"

"Oh, stop pouting Sam, you're loving it."

*hmmph*

"Anyway, you're the one who switched over; It's not my fault that mime looked like a clown!"

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