HORROR MOVIE
WOW: trash. You can find horror in the most unlikely of subject matter. Not that Dean's complaining …
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
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"Dean, Thursday is my TV night, you know that."
"But … there's this film …"
"Bad luck, there's a film I want to see; 'Le Champignon Noir'."
"What?"
"It's about a chef who becomes a mime to solve his existential crisis."
"Shoot me now …"
"But, Sam, on the other channel … 'Kongzilla Armageddon', King Kong and Godzilla trashing Tokyo, that's way better than some stupid mime having an accidental crisis."
"No Dean. It really isn't …"
Later ...
"AAIIIEEEEEE! GIANT DINOSAUR - EATING THE SCHOOLBUS!"
"Oh, stop pouting Sam, you're loving it."
*hmmph*
"Anyway, you're the one who switched over; It's not my fault that mime looked like a clown!"
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