Disclaimer: Dude, the DL ppl aren't mine!

AN: These little 'what if they were in the future' situations were written a while ago (try six years ago) and so they aren't incredibly intelligent, but they're kinda fun. Actions like runs around are in those type parenthesis, fyi! So, enjoy.

Getting PEZ dispensers to work

Caramon: sees a kid eating PEZ and takes his dispenser Hey! Where's the candy go?!

Kitiara: #!$ takes sword and begins hacking at her own dispenser

Raistlin: snarls, hurling a fireball at his dispenser

Caramon: frustratedly pulls PEZ's head off, discovers candy Guys look! It's hidden underneath their heads.

Kitiara: hacks the head off with her sword

Raistlin: picks up charred dispenser and pulls back head That wasn't so hard.

Sitting on Rolling Chairs

Caramon: Whee!!! This is fun, Raist! jets around on his new set of wheels

Raistlin: sits down cautiously

Kitiara: throws herself down on the chair and ends up tipping it backwards, landing on the floor

Caramon: slams into Raistlin's chair Oops

Raistlin: goes shooting across the room over Kitiara's fingers, slams into the wall, and falls off the chair

Kitiara: You #$!% those were my fingers!

Caramon: Oh, are you hurt, Kit? rolls over Raistlin's fingers on his way over to Kitiara

Raistlin: You dolt! Nearly severed my fingers off!

Kit and Raist: get up, grab the back of Caramon's chair, spin him around several times then shove him out of the room where his quite suddenly encounters a wall

Opening a Can of Soda

Kit and Caramon: pull on the tab and break it off

Kitiara: &$#! takes out dagger and begins to pound the can

Caramon: takes can and slams it repeatedly on the table

Raistlin: watches siblings cautiously

Kitiara: dagger penetrates can, pop sprays all over her face and clothing

Caramon: Haha! his can bursts, and sprays all over him

Raistlin: snickers softly to himself

Kitiara: plunges dagger into Raistlin's can

Raistlin: gasps as pop sprays all over him

Caramon: Well, at least we got them open.

The Light Switch

Caramon, Kit, and Raist: walk into a darkened room

Caramon: leans against a wall and the light flashes on AAGH!!

Raistlin: Magic! How did you do it?!

Kitiara: draws a sword and looks nervously about

Caramon: backs up against the wall again and the light goes off What the?!

Raistlin: Shut up, Caramon.

Caramon: Sorry, Raist. leans against the wall, light flashes on

Raistlin: How did you get magic?! a destroying spell comes to the tip of his tongue

Kitiara: Both of you, shut up. Caramon, move. pushes him aside, finds switch, and hits it with the hilt of her sword. The light flashes on. She hits it again. Light goes off.

Raistlin: You've got magic too!