Disclaimer: I do not know Catherine Hardwicke personally. I am not saying she is a bad person or any thing like that. I have nothing against her besides the fact that she is thinking about Robert and Kristen as Max and Fang for the MR movie. This is just my way of showing my opinion.
*HARDWICKE POV*
I got on my computer on a lovely summer morning to check my e-mail account.
Many e-mails were from business partners talking about the castings for the Maximum Ride movie. I was thinking that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson will play Max and Fang. Good idea, isn't it?
One e-mail caught my eye the most. It was titled: 'IMPORTANT INFORMATON ON CASTING' and was from MRfansAgainstK&R antihardwicke .com (AN: Not a real email. I made it up, obviously).
It read:
Dear Catherine Hardwicke,
We, the fans of the Maximum Ride books, demand that you do not cast Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson as Max and Fang in the Maximum Ride movie. If you do not meet our demands in three days time, we will storm your house and smash it to the ground. Do not take this personally. We just want to be heard!
~The Fans of the Maximum Ride Books
Okay, I'll admit it: I was scared. You would be too if thousands of people hated your guts!
I could call the police. What they are doing is illegal…
PS- Don't call the police. We will find some way to escape and get you back. Or our friends will get you back, and you will have more people hating you.
Well, that ruins that plan.
I decided to sleep on it. Kristen and Robert have really good chemistry. They work well together; they take directions well, and are over-all okay actors.
It has been a whole day since I got that e-mail. Or, it's the second day. Whichever you prefer.
They have now succeeded in egging my house, TP-ing my house (with colorful toilet paper, I might as well add), egging me, and spraying graffiti on the side of my house.
Oh! And we can't forget the other things they have done. Such as: creating their own 'Anti-Hardwicke' newspaper, coming into my house and dying my hair bright purple, and writing more threats.
Oh, joy.
But, I am not giving up.
Today is now the third day.
I fear for my life.
They said they will storm my house if I don't change the casting choices. And I haven't changed the castings because I am too stubborn.
I heard a knock on the door and looked at the clock. Three o'clock p.m.
"It's just my therapist, no need to freak out." I told myself.
I went to answer the door, and was immediately trampled down by angry Maximum Ride fans.
OH NO!
They started stampeding around my house, knocking and breaking whatever they could. There were even people outside with banners saying, "Down with Hardwicke" and "No Kristen and Robert".
I had officially had enough.
"Okay! Okay! Kristen and Robert won't play Max in Fang in the movie!"
And the crowd went wild.
I woke up in a sweat and breathing heavily. Oh, good. It was just a dream. Ah- wait- scratch that. It was just a nightmare.
The sun was shining in my face. I needed to check my e-mail since Mr. Chubs wanted the casting list today.
I checked my e-mail. It said I had a new one.
Guess what the title was…? Just guess…
'IMPORTANT INFORMATON ON CASTING'
Guess who it was from…?
MRfansAgainstK&R antihardwicke .com
Oh.
No.
Haha! DOWN WITH KRISTEN AND ROBERT! WOOHOO!
Yeah, I know. It was stupid. Too bad. Hardwicke's idea to have Kristen and Robert play as Max and Fang was stupid too!
And I heard that I wasn't supposed to put OC's in... Whoops? Umm... this will just be... a... uhh... hm. I am stuck. Let's just say it's an AU? Idk. I just like it the way it is :)
Review!
~Mo~