EPIC FAIL: A Day in the Life of Some Band Nerds

by AllApologies451994

Something Shelby came up with when she was bored in 6th period. Involves saxophones turning into machineguns, trumpets into bombs, throwing clarinet players at an evil Algebra teacher, and dogs eating homework. Enter at your own risk... :D ONESHOT.

EPIC FAIL: A Day in the Life of Some Band Nerds
Written by: nelbyisthemasterofpenguins
Posted on: AllApologies451994's account
Based on: Roger's dream (Margaret)

A/N: I KNOW this is on my account, but Shelby wrote it (nelbyisthemasterofpenguins). So don't forget that as you're reading that I DID NOT WRITE THIS. I just had to post it on my account because Shelby couldn't figure out how to post it on hers.

Once upon a time... Okay, screw that beginning! One time in English I got bored. So I wrote this story! So, it was a dark, scary morning in 1st period. We were in band. Because we have band 1st period. Roger was playing her trumpet, AllApologies was playing a trumpet, and me (Nelby) was rocking out on the saxophone.

Then, out of nowhere, evil, mean old Algebra teacher (The Geek) walked in, trying to kill the awesomest awesome teacher that has ever teachered (Mr. Awesome). And so because we all love that techer, I turned my saxophone into a machine gun, Roger turned her trumpet into a bomb, and AllApologies picked up random people who played the clarinet and thre them at her.

But... *DUH DUH DUN!* we never killed The Geek! She kept attacking us with homwork packets!

Mr. Awesome was almost dead, too, when Roger picked up a dog and threw it at The Geek, and it ate all the homewrok! Then, The Geek's homework died and she ran off to torment other people.

Then, Mr. Awesome was almost gone and AllApologies, Roger, Saner, and I carried him to the nurse and saved his life just in time. Then we went back to the band room and played awesome because we're band nerds like that :)

THE END.