"Hey Luigi," Mario started as he was pulling some weeds out of the garden in front of their house. "You ever get the feeling that Piranha Plants act the way they do because they're mistreated?"
"Mistreated?" Luigi scoffed as he shook his head in disagreement. "Those damned things will gladly eat anything in their sight."
"I don't know... maybe we're being a little hard on them." Mario suggested as he adjusted his red cap. "It's not their fault that they act the way they do."
"Well, most of them are mindless. Just keep that in mind." Luigi grumbled as he plucked out a weed, only for it to be a disguise placed on by Petey Piranha, who munched on Luigi after hearing what the not so green friendly plumber had to say about his kind.