"Don't give me that freakin bullcrap. I know who I date!" Yelled an angry Ron.
"Ron I wasn't impl----" "I DON'T CARE, HARRY!" "I'LL DATE COLIN IF I WANT"
"Okay."
Harry headed down the stairs to breakfast and felt like a car hit him. Ron's harsh words were like Katrina"
"Mornin' Hermoine, erg... Ron"
"Morning Harry. I was researching S.W.A.T. the one that broke into the dorm and shot everyone. It's a muggle special weapons and tactics team. They use it for when there's a big emergency like a bomb threat and crap like this."
They finished eating and Harry got up.
" I'm gonna watch M.T.V."
" You loser VH1 is better" Ron exclaimed.
" Why you little piece of----"
" Now, Now you don't have to use profanity."
" Who the bloody hell are you?" Harry puzzled.
" I work at NBC. I'm a casting agent. You're going to star on our new T.V. show The Fresh Wizard Of Diagon Alley."
" What's in it for me?"
" Gold."
" Okay."
He got dressed and headed away from the makeup trailer.
The filming started and he did his lines. He finshed the day said goobye and apparated to the (silly little town where they sell the beer and other crap, cant remember the name Hogton hogpoop hog wash hmmmm...)
Harry grabbed some pinot noir and downed it heavily. He went to bed thinking about his first episode.
Harry was deep into his dream and he saw Saddam Hussein and John Karr taking giant craps in toilets. Then a turd with legs was walking towards him. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WILL HARRY SURVIVE? TO BE CONTINUED