Sam s face is smeared with the juice of the taco gun. Salutations my latino brethren! shouts the soldier who just blasted Sam s face. Sam looks incredulously at him as she roundhouse kicks the gun up and over to her partner Braceface. The Mexican Armada was here for Mr. Krabs millionth dollar, and they were going to stop at nothing to obtain it to fund their Taco Bells! Braceface and Sam had been the protecctors of the Millionth Dollar since they were born. Watchdogman may have been capable at protecting City Q from monsters, but he was no match for the hamburger helmets of the Mexican taskforce. Luckily with the gadgets from WOOP, Sam had technology that was built to actually last and not be edible. They had no other choice it seemed, Sam handed her partner in crime a brassiere with an inflatable bosom to counter the Mexican advanced weapons of mass destruction. Sam knew what she needed to do, protecting Braceface was her sole goal. She masterfully manhandled Mexicans as Braceface transformed, Sailor Moon style, into an outfit with the gadget equipped in real time. Sam guffaws at Braceface s new outfit, a sight for sore eyes. Wow Braceface, you look like a million bucks! Sam exclaimed, drawing the attention of the entire Armada. Little did the Mexican Armada know, the millionth dollar was tucked daintily away in Sam s kid-shitter.