TWTB: Yeah… Um… I have nothing to say at the moment…

Except this, this story won't fallow the exact story of Alice in wonderland, just have most the characters with the crew of the enterprise in their place, it'll have mostly an original plot.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything star trek related other than what I've bought online… so yeah… totally not getting paid for this.

Chapter 1 White Rabbits are Russian

The mission had gone horribly, horribly wrong.

The illustrious crew of the Enterprise had been sent to survey a small planet in a newly discovered star-planet system that showed signs of a developing intelligent race. They were to engage in first contact if the race appeared non-hostile.

It was perfectly hospitable.

The problem arose when Spock, who most resemble the dark skinned, pointed ear race, politely refused to join them in a traditional hunt of a delicate creature that resembled a Unicorn from terren mythology, then eat said animal… raw.

That was why the duo, along with a few other crew members, were running for their lives, and the only one who didn't look about ready to panic, was the ever stoic Spock. The Vulcan did however appear a little uncomfortable, and possibly a little guilty. Not that he would ever admit it.

"Capitan" Said Vulcan spoke up, gaining the blonde's attention before pointing out a cave a few yards ahead. "The planet's inhabitants are exceedingly fearful of their worlds natural cave-"

"Let's go then!" Kirk cut in, booking it for the cave entrance. Once inside, the team stopped to catch their breath. Jim didn't take too long before he pulled out his communicator, flipping it open. "Scotty."

"Aye Capitan." The Scotsman replied.

"Lock on our signal and prepare to beam up." Suddenly, without real reason, Jim felt a wave of dread, like something bad was about to happen.

"Ready any time yer ready Cap'n" Came the heavily accented reply, breaking Kirk out of his thoughts.

Jim was about to order their beam out when a native appeared looking scared but determined. He shouted something in his native language, most likely a curse, before pointing a peashooter type weapon, and before anyone could draw their phasers, Kim felt a sharp pain in his shoulder. He gazed down to see that he had been hit by a colorful dart, and without thinking, he pulled it out and as he heard a phaser fire a sudden wave of nausea hit him.

He suddenly felt worse than when Bones had given him that vaccine to get him on the Enterprise. His vision was blurry, his eyes were watering, he felt bile building up his throat and everything was starting to spin.

"Scotty… get medical team to meet us… Energi…" Jim found himself falling towards the cave floor before two warm, strong arms caught him. "Energize…" He managed to choke out before his world began going black.

"Capitan! Please keep yourself conscious!" He heard Spock speak, voice sounding vaguely panicked over the hum of the transporter. Weird.

Later he would never remember whispering his first officer's name before his mind descended into the darkness.

**K/S**

When Jim woke up, he noticed several things. First of all, he was not in sickbay, as he would have thought. Hell, he wasn't even on the Enterprise.

He groaned and sat up, looking around the strange landscape around him. "Huh…?" Everything was so vividly and brightly colored it almost gave him a headache. Wherever he was, the surface of a planet he guessed, was mostly forest. As he hoisted himself up, he noticed something else. His legs felt oddly exposed.

He looked down and let out a rather undignified squeak as he found his gold command shirt, regulation slacks and boots were missing, and in their place was a light blue, knee length dress.

"You can't be serious!" He yelled, gripping his hair in frustration. He froze as he felt something in his hair. He pulled it off and looked to see it was a black bow. "-THE HELL?"

He froze as he heard a rustle in the near by bushes. There was a split second before he was suddenly flat on his back, someone, who had come running out of the bushes, groaning from on top of him.

"Sorry, Ma'am. I didn't mean for zat to happen" Came a heavy Russian accent from the boy above him.

Jim blinked in surprise as the boy stood up and whipped himself off. "C-Chekov?"

The Russian looked at him in shock. "Keptin? I didn't know it was you… you look wery different in zat dress."

Jim was at a loss for words as he looked over his navigator. The boy was also lacking his usual Starfleet uniform, and instead was dressed in a suit with a red tailcoat, yellow vest, and gray slacks, along with a black bow tie. There was one more thing amiss about the Russian wiz kid. Namely, the long, soft looking white rabbit ears poking out from atop his curly hair, and the white cotton ball of tail the peaked out from under his tail coat.

Finally the Capitan managed to find his tongue. "Please, don't mention the dress." He said as he stood. "Now… what the hell is going on? How'd I get here? Where is everyone? Wheres my ship? Why the are you a rabbit?"

"Because all ze cutest rabbits come from Russia!" Chekov exclaimed, before his happy expression fell and nervously began shifted from one foot to another. "And the rest…that's…wery hard to explain…"

"I have time." Suddenly realization shocked the Russian rabbit's face.

"Oh no! I just remembered! I'm late! Ze king will kill me! I hef to go Keptin! Please, leave while you can!" With that blurted out, Chekov took off into the forest.

"Chekov! Wait! What do you mean, leave while I can? Chekov!" The Capitan shot off after the boy, pushing his way through the foliage, so set of fallowing the boy, he neglected to watch where he was going and ran smack into two figures, soon finding himself once again flat on his back.

To Be Continued…

TWTB: Hmmm… Hope you liked it :3 I'll mention most of the main crew of the Enterprise, if not all.

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