Team Seven Pictures.
Sasuke sat annoyed as he waited for the two other team mates to arrive. It has been a year since he came back to the village, and to be honest, he had missed them all. Except Choji, he doesn't know why... but there was just a certain thing that urked him when he was within twenty miles of that guy. But that story was for another time. Right now he was sitting next to, or rather two empty seats away from, his replacement. Like anyone could replace him.
"... -ck is?"
A sound snapped Sasuke from his thoughts.
"What did u say?" Sasuke turned to Sai.
"I said, do you know how small Naruto's dick is?" Sai finished his sentance with a curt smile.
Sasuke blinked.
"Why the hell do you think I would know that?"
"Well, you two seem pretty close, and I thought that you two have had se-"
"OH. EW."
"... So I'm guessing you don't know?" Sai asked with a small frown gracing his features.
"Exactly. I'm not gay." Sasuke shot a Sharingan powered glare at him.
"Oh. I'm sorry..."
"Yeah." Sasuke sighed and rested his elbows on his knees, putting his hands together and resting his chin on them. Just as Sai was about to say another disturbing thing, Naruto walked in.
"Hello, Naruto-san." greeted Sai.
"Hey." Naruto flashed him a big grin, then turned to Sasuke.
"... Teme..."
"... Dobe."
Naruto nodded and sat next to Sasuke. They sat quietly for a while. Then Sai got bored.
"Naruto, can I ask you a question?"
Naruto turned to Sai with a look of confusion on his face.
"Hm? What is it?"
Sai took a deep breath,
"Has Sasuke raped you then threatened you to not say a word to anyone or else he'll rape you again then kill you?"
Naruto's mouth, and Sasuke's, both dropped to the floor.
"What the fuck?" Asked Sasuke.
"Fuck. No." answered Naruto.
"Oh. Okay." Sai smiled creepily, and went back to his evil, perverted thoughts. But of course Sai thought that they were completely harmless.
Sakura walked in and sighed. She kinda wanted to sit inbetween Naruto and Sasuke, instead of having scary Sai right by her. Not that she was scared of Sai, he was just confused. Which made him scary. Nonetheless, she sat down.
"What's wong Sakura-san? Are you PMSing?" Sai asked, not knowing of the trouble he just got himself into.
Sakura turned her head towards Sai, feeling a slight twinge, never mind, a large twinge of malis.
"What was that?"
"I just asked-"
Sasuke and Naruto shot Sai a look. That look meant,
Don't fucking do it, man! She'll eat you!
Of course, Sai paid no mind to this fair warning, and kept on.
"-if you were feeling alright, or are you PMSing?"
"That's what I thought."
Sakura bitch slapped the shit out of Sai. She then took off his jacket and put it around her arms. What? She was cold.
By the time the photographer got there Naruto was laughing his ass off, Sasuke was chuckling, Sai was rubbing his face, and Sakura was smiling sweetly like she did nothing to anyone. The photographer sighed and asked Sai to remove his hand from his face, and for Naruto to stop laughing so hard. Once Naruto stopped, he had his arms around the back of the white plush couch they were all sitting on. He smiled at the camera, Sakura rested her hands on her lap, and continued to smile, Sai had his elbow resting on the red pillows that were on the couch, and smirked, Sasuke lifted his chin off of his hands, but still didn't sit up properly. Just as the photographer snapped the picture, Naruto winked at the camera, Sakura tilted her head a bit, and Sai and Sasuke, smirked.
FLASH!