The Wrath of Zazie the Beast
By:Saggyg51
Rated:PG-13
Timeline:dont know this is made up story
Disclaimer:people this is for the slow people like me out there
The story begins with Vash walking down the street towards the saloon
Vash:*listening to his cd player dancing and singing*dadadeedadeeda! *bumps into frank morlan*oops sorry sir....oh hi frank
Frank:*drunk*oh..hiya..*hiccups*Vash havent seen you in a...while so how about you buy me...*hiccups* i mean us some...*trips*drinks?!!?
Vash:*nervous*uh..um..i guess maybe 1 or 2 ?*enters saloon*
people is saloon:*whispering* look its vash the stampede!yup it sure is thats the man with the 60,000,000,000$$ bounty on his head!hmm.. thats alot of money!
Vash:can i have a burban on the rocks and something weak for my friend here?!
Frank:*hiccups*hey he.. is just a stiff give me the strongest stuff you hhhaavveee...*passes out*
[the saloon doors swing open and a kid and two fully armed men walk in]
Two armed men:Pointing guns at everybody in the saloon*clear out... except for you!*pointing gun at Vash*
Vash:Please dont shoot i hate blood and violence*serious look on face*its just so...so..so ICKY.!
Zazie the Beast:Im Zazie the Beast ur head is worth 60,000,000,000$$ so ur gonna die today because they didnt say in what physical condition your body should be in!
Vash:*laughing*you must be kidding me*laughing even harded*
Two armed men:*putting guns to Vashes head*
Zazie:Unfortunitly im dead serious!
Vash:*straight face then starts to cry*please dont shoot me i have a wife and 6 kids.....um...well no i dont but i could so please dont shoot *still crying*
Kuroneko the cat:*jumps on Zazie's face*meow1can you handle it sucka.*looks at paw 5 time 5 time 5 time*Muahahahaha*drops kiks Zazie and the 2 armed men giving Vash the chance to escape*i guess the couldn't handle it *grins evilily*
THE END
The story begins with Vash walking down the street towards the saloon
Vash:*listening to his cd player dancing and singing*dadadeedadeeda! *bumps into frank morlan*oops sorry sir....oh hi frank
Frank:*drunk*oh..hiya..*hiccups*Vash havent seen you in a...while so how about you buy me...*hiccups* i mean us some...*trips*drinks?!!?
Vash:*nervous*uh..um..i guess maybe 1 or 2 ?*enters saloon*
people is saloon:*whispering* look its vash the stampede!yup it sure is thats the man with the 60,000,000,000$$ bounty on his head!hmm.. thats alot of money!
Vash:can i have a burban on the rocks and something weak for my friend here?!
Frank:*hiccups*hey he.. is just a stiff give me the strongest stuff you hhhaavveee...*passes out*
[the saloon doors swing open and a kid and two fully armed men walk in]
Two armed men:Pointing guns at everybody in the saloon*clear out... except for you!*pointing gun at Vash*
Vash:Please dont shoot i hate blood and violence*serious look on face*its just so...so..so ICKY.!
Zazie the Beast:Im Zazie the Beast ur head is worth 60,000,000,000$$ so ur gonna die today because they didnt say in what physical condition your body should be in!
Vash:*laughing*you must be kidding me*laughing even harded*
Two armed men:*putting guns to Vashes head*
Zazie:Unfortunitly im dead serious!
Vash:*straight face then starts to cry*please dont shoot me i have a wife and 6 kids.....um...well no i dont but i could so please dont shoot *still crying*
Kuroneko the cat:*jumps on Zazie's face*meow1can you handle it sucka.*looks at paw 5 time 5 time 5 time*Muahahahaha*drops kiks Zazie and the 2 armed men giving Vash the chance to escape*i guess the couldn't handle it *grins evilily*
THE END