SSAHC: Hi peoples!
People: Hi...
SSAHC: You can do better! Come on! Or... I won't introduce my new friend!
KI: Like they really care... Let's just get this over with...
SSAHC: Fine... First. I'll tell them bout' why you're here... Well. KI stands for KrazyIdiot and that was a name that my friend and I came up with so my friend could be with us! Anyway... Here's my new friend... MexicanDouble!
MD: Hey! Its DEVIL not Double! Get it straight!
SSAHC: Meyh... When you said Devil, it sounded like Double.
KI: ANYWAY... On with the fic!
SSAHC: Oh! Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts, South Park, Monty Python, Kool Whip, the Macarena, Truth or Dare, Telephone, Final Fantacy, or Fred. Fred is my friend's. So is some other stuff they reconize... Oh... I can't spell good... Whah!
SSAHC: Double oh! This is the code!
thinking
/action/
singing
talking
(Author's Notes or people talking durring fic.)
I'll think of more!
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-Chapter one: Insert weird title since author couldn't come up with a name...-
Guy with a banjo: "I'm going on down to South Park gonna have myself a time."
Kids on bus: "Friendly faces everywher-"
Guy in background: "CoughWrong bloody film!Cough"
Sign appeares that says 'Please wait while film people change the reels.'
(I'd like to thank Monty Python and the Holy Grail for that. All hail stupidness! And knights searching for a nice-and-not-too-expencive shrubbery!)
-Chapter one: Insert weird title since author couldn't come up with a name...-
All was calm on Destiny Islands. The birdies were chirping. The waves were... uh... waving? How's that? Anyway... And the little chidlers (ch-id-lers. My brother's idea) were playing. What you may ask? Well... let's say poker! Yah... That'll do! Anyway...
Riku: SORA! STOP EATING THE POKER CHIPS!
Sora was, for the fifth time this evening, trying to eat the so called 'chips'. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, plasticy! (Said like that Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Toasty for Quizno subs) Anyway. The brown haired little boy (Sora: LITTLE! I'M 14!) the boy (DM: Nice... SSACH: What? It was last minute thing!) with the spikey brown hair-that-defyes-gravity was again, trying to eat the 'chips'.
Sora/Giving big blue i'm-so-cute-and-innocint-that-you-need-to-let-me-have-my-way eyes/ But they're chips! (CI: You forgot stupid and idiotic in the long name for his eyes.)
Riku/Flipping his silver hair. Random fan girls can be heard sighing and fainting./ I don't give a damn what you think they are. The chips are used to play with. Not EAT! HULK SMASH!
(SSAHC: If you haven't figured it out by now. I'm just saying random stuff. My friend MexicanDouble knows most of these sayings! They're used in my class all the time.)
Kairi/Looks at nothing/ HEY! PEOPLE! COOL/Starts tapping at nothing but it's like she's tapping on our computer screens/
No one notices the Kool Whip falling from the sky.
Wakka/looks at what the author just wrote/ Hey, mon! There is Kool Whip falling from the sky, ya'/Relizes what he just said/ Hey, mon. Doesn't that sound at least a little weird, ya'?
Selphie: LET'S GO LOOK THEN!
Tidus: Note to self... Kill the over hyper Selphie. Okay!
(Yes. Kool Whip. I could just say watermellons... but they would crush us all.)
So everyone runs over to see the Kool Whip. It turns out...
Sora: It's just a gummi... Shoot. (SSAHC: Hey. Don't look at me! I want this to remain at least PG...)
SSAHC: MD! NEXT TIME I LET YOU DRIVE THE SHIP. REMIND ME TO KILL MYSELF!
MD: HEY! At least I wasn't the one mahning the guns! Right Squall?
Squall: IT'S LEON! DAM IT!
Yuffie: Oooooo! Bad Squall! Don't say bad words!
Cloud: Yah Squall! You shouldn't say bad words in front of girls, Squall! Not even kids, Squall! (It is ovious that Cloud has learned how to annoy Squ- I mean LEON.)
Leon: IT'S LEON! DAM IT/Death glare/
SSAHC: Noooooo... It's Kitty! Right guys?
KI: Yep!
MD: Kitty? What the hall (it's hell. Just sound the 'a' like a 'ai') were you thinking!
Arieth(SP?): MD! Watch your tounge!
MD: I am! It's not doing anything...
SSAHC: You idiot! You-
Five hours of sentence 'enchanters' from SSAHC later...
Everyone: 0.o
Cid: And I thought I was bad...
That freaky Orbit Gum lady from the cermertals: Dirty mouth? Clean it out with Orbit Citris Gum/trumpits sound/
Ansem: Moving on...
Sora: WTF! ANSEM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!
SSAHC: No one can kill Mr. Muffin Man! I can reserect him! I mean... uh... what you said, Sora. Back me up KI!
KI: Do the Kooooool Whip! (Like in that comertial)
MD: Heyyyyyyy Macarena! Does the dance (I have been SO obsessed with the macarena resently... I think it's a sign of some sort...)
Seperoth theme music can be heard... You know, the annoying one that sounds like circh music, with a few coir 'Sepheroth's in it.
Seperoth: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha-
Six hours later...
-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-
Two seconds later...
-hahahahahahahahahahah/Is finally done./ (And he didn't take a breath...0.o)
Everyone is asleep...
Kairi/Pulls a Pineapple out of the air and draws on it. And names it Fred./
Axel: Purple! (Man. Everyone is just somehow sneaking in... It's like at the theaters... People only sneak in AFTER the feature presentation starts. Well, I'm not saying that I don't do that...)
SSAHC: FAKE CELLPHONE!
DM/Does the Fake Cellphone and now all is right in the world/ That was a smile. Look at it sideways...
CI: Let's play telephone!
SSAHC: OOOOOOOO! I LOVE THAT GAME! Even though I have never played it...
MD: Or maybe Truth or Dare... Knowing that it might be better...
Leon/Slaps his hand on his head/ (I've been doing that a lot...). This is gonna be a loooooooooong day...
No SHIT sherlock.
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SSAHC: Ooooooo! Cliffy! I hate those... Yet I'm using one right now... Well. I have offically run out of ideas.
Riku: Hurray!
SSAHC: For now! Muahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
Kartmen: That was your evil laugh? It sucks!
Kenny: Mmmm mmm mmmmmm mmmm mm.
(Translation: Wrong fic Kartmen. Let's go.)
Sora: Hurry! Revew! Please! Give the eyes that I mentioned earlier.
SSAHC: Oh. And no matter what you say, this is NOT EVER gonna be a Yaoi (SP?) fic. I might do something stupid, but no true Yaoi. For you n00bs out there, it means stuff like SoraxRiku aka Soku, no CloudxLeon, no AnsemxSeperoth, no AxelxWhatever-that-guy-was, etc. etc. BHK or something?You get the point. Sorry Yaoi fans out there...
MD: You forgot. They gotta vote! In your revew, A Telephone, B Truth or Dare, or C A really random thing from me! Beleve me. I can get PRETTY random...
Ansem: Can I go home now?
SSAHC: NEVAH! (Say it. It'll make sense) You gotta finish the fic!
Kairi: Every time you don't revew, a Pineapple loses it's soul to SSAHC's digital alarm clock.
SSAHC:OF DOOM!Okay... Oh. And no big flames. You can tell me ideas and what you think, but nothing too bad. No cursing. Any flames bigger than a small one will be used to keep the campfire real big. It might also entertain Axel... But we're trying to find other ways to do that. I like roasting... Oh. Gotta get this out... Fallallallala French Vanilla! From Kool Whip!