Zhao Yun Breaking The Fourth Wall Chapter 1: Breaking the Fourth Wall, a dynasty warriors fanfic

Disclaimer: I don't own them, Koei owns the Dynasty Warriors/ROTK franchises

Zilong Breaks the Fourth Wall

At the local hospital…..

Zhao Yun was sitting on the chair in the hospital room where Zhen Ji had been since the incident at Hanfu Day. The doctor told him that Zhen Ji could leave tonight or tomorrow morning and they assure her heart rate had returned to normal after getting enough sleep.

He decides to text Deng Zhi about his personal problems.

Deng Zhi

Luo has been resting well, Bomiao.

Deng Zhi

Indeed, she's been through a lot of crap since Guo Wang held that Anti Zhen Ji Campaign.

Deng Zhi

It's been going on long enough and this ends now! I'm also getting sick of Koei using me as their marketing scheme in Dynasty Warriors!

Deng Zhi

I don't care about being the posterboy! I just want them to do something with me before I request my resignation from KoeiTecmo Ltd!

Deng Zhi

What about the fangirls and the Asian fans!?

Deng Zhi

Hold on, I have a message from Wang Ping…

Wang Ping

Yes, I've heard about Koei making my own standalone game. I don't know if Blast characters will be in it. How's Zhang Yi?

Wang Ping

I see….

Deng Zhi

Zijun says hello. He asked me if Blast characters will be in my own game.

Deng Zhi

I agree you should have been the new character in my own game as the 'scholarly' friend instead of some guy who has a shotgun in 2nd and 3rd century China. We already have Guo Huai with an alchemist machine gun….

Deng Zhi

Koei been crazy since Zhuge Liang invented the internet! Now they have a new fictional character becoming my love interest!

Deng Zhi

Yes! She does look like an Alisa Bosconovitch rip off!

Ma Yunlu

So you've heard about the new female character and you want to kill her and Fan Yufeng just to be the only woman as my wife…? (Do I really need three wives in the game for the sake of characterization?)

Deng Zhi

Yunlu wants to go down at the Koei headquarters and make a ruckus over the new female character Li Xia.

Deng Zhi

Yunlu has always been headstrong, outspoken, and wants to avenge her father's death. Now she's becoming a Yandere.

Deng Zhi

Yandere- Crazy Jealous Woman With Murderous Eyes.

Deng Zhi

Don't feel bad about her because The Ma siblings from Liangzhou are born crazy!(Justice Crazy)

Ma Chao

Start a "Bring Ma Yunlu into Dynasty Warriors: Zhao Yun Eiketsuden" petition….

Zhao Yun suddenly heard Zhen Ji making a soft moan. He turns around and saw her still a sleeping beauty. Her peaceful aura had him thought about the feelings he hadn't gotten the chance to confess to her because of his popularity, his incomplete history, and the Shu backlash.

He goes back to sending text messages on the mobile.

Zhao Yun

Zhuge Liang wants to congratulate you on getting your own game. He and Liu Bei had their own RPG decades ago.

Deng Zhi

Zhao Yun

Allow me to express my opinion on your recently announced standalone game. The genre is a Strategy RPG which means you now have complete control over your story. Liu Bei does not give you orders, you make the orders. I believe you have the talent in leading compare to that stupid beast who gets his own men betraying him. Don't worry about the Weist and fans of my own game, you are the Greatest Hero of the Han. My last opponent.

Cao Cao, China's Greatest Anti Hero

Zhao Yun

Big Brother…. Your game…will I get to be in….?

Wei Yan

Zhao Yun

Fine, I'm already sick of talking like that. Hope I'll get to be in your game, Zilong.

Wei Yan

In that mobile game called Revengers, you were jealous of me.

Wei Yan

I know….

Wei Yan

Yang Yi is still garbage tier, Wenchang.

Taishi Ci

Sun Jian is the only Wu officer being announce. Tell Bofu the game is going by the fictional approach.

Deng Zhi

We will discuss more about the game at the Koei Building. Right now, I'm going to incite myself over my celebrity status.

Deng Zhi

They're tired of me, the casual Warriors series fans! Maybe the Three Kingdoms fans too!

Deng Zhi

Since the original fighting game and DW2, I've been in the covers more than anyone in the series! Luo was the covergirl in Dynasty Warriors PSP until her popularity drops dramatically starting with the Post DW 6 era!

Deng Zhi

You want to know who's been in as more covers as myself at Koei? Oda Nobunaga….

Deng Zhi

Yes, the King of Zipang or to Buddhists and Japanese xenophobias who loathe him as the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven!

Deng Zhi

No one complains about Nobunaga being in the most covers.

Deng Zhi

Because he IS Oda Nobunaga! Nobunaga's Ambition, Nobunaga den, Moba Nobu, Nobuanga 20XX, that Nobunaga Jockey game, Nobunaga is Japan and I am a Gaijin! Nobody dares to complain about Oda Nobunaga being on the covers of every Sengoku relate game. Yukimura doesn't come close!

Azai Nagamasa

I was ranting to Deng Zhi about Nobunaga…..

Azai Nagamasa

I know. Oichi hates him so much for being an inglorious tyrant. You had to deal with an old clan tradition and aid the fallen shogunate the demon king don't give a hoot. But to me, what you did was honorable, not foolish.

Zhao Yun

Because he already had the opportunity my father could have achieved, I was forced to carry on our clan's mediocrity. I knew we couldn't stand a chance against the Oda, but being a samurai is to die for your beliefs. By the way, congratulations on getting your own game my honorable friend!

Nagamasa aka The Hero who Challenges Nobunaga's Totalism.

Deng Zhi

I wish I had the 'Insight' in ROTK 13. It's the skill I use against strategists. I used to be one of the best officers in ROTK XI.

Deng Zhi

Yeah that skill nullifies confusion, ambush, a simple fire tactic, but it has a weakest for not being an actual counter skill like Jia Xu's and I'm not immune to fire if the player sets a fire trap from those embers. Zhou Yu can kill me with the strongest fire when initiating the embers.

Oichi Oda

Zhen Ji's fine and don't worry she'll text you when she returns.

Oichi

I don't know if she'll be in my game. Yuan Shao's in it, but without Cao Pi, her fans may find it weird.(Those that choose to honor her marriage with Cao Pi…)

Zhao Yun took a deep breath and checked on Zhen Ji again. She's still asleep, but notices her face smiling. He thought she could be having a dream. He returns to his mobile and saw Oichi's reply.

Zhao Yun

She has to be in it whether it's with Yuan Shao or Cao Cao's son. Since I'm not sold on the new female character yet and I can't play a Dynasty Warriors game without Zhen Luo.

Azai Oichi

Zhao Yun

Is that Lady Oichi? Would you mind asking her about Nagamasa's sister Maria?

Deng Zhi

Nagamasa

I've been thinking about those review spammers flaming in the Dynasty Warriors fanfiction archive and one of them been using one of my biggest fan's penname.

Nagamasa

SilentNinja; they're trying to defame my fan due to his way of writing fics about me. SilentNinja also wrote a Samurai Warriors fic that had the historical portrayal of you and Oichi. He did abit of Hideyoshi x Oichi…

Nagamasa

Oh, you're not at all uncomfortable with the fact that Hideyoshi made your daughter into his concubine and met your grandson Hideyori?

Nagamasa

I can understand why Oichi denounces The Monkey breaking her vow to adopt Chacha as a daughter and allow her to find a man of her own.

Nagamasa

You know I'm ALWAYS paranoid with marriages…..

-Nagasmasa

At least I can honor Hideyoshi x Chacha. Now they peacefully divorce.

Saito No

So you knew Lady Guo was the culprit behind the ROTK 13 hack nude portrait to humiliate Zhen Ji. As of now, she's recovering at the hospital.

…...

Zhao Yun

Why the sudden pause? Lady Guo does know more about power and being a warlord's wife best. That's why I support Lady Guo. Zhen Ji is weak.

Nohime, The Viper's Poison

Deng Zhi

Bomiao, I'm still trying to find the logic on why Zhen Ji teamed up with Nobunaga's wife, the daughter of a man who usurps his own lord.

Deng Zhi

It's true that they both married ruthless men….. but….

Kunoichi

Your big sister's fine. How's Nobushige?

Kunoichi

My drama has finally aired this month and it leads the top ratings in China, but I'm still watching Sanadamaru.

Kunoichi

I still don't know if Zhen Ji will be in my own game. Maybe Sun Shangxiang perhaps…

Deng Zhi

You know what….I should be married to my spear….

Deng Zhi

I mean those made up female characters that were created solely to be my 'OTP'. Only the spear has been my love during my 'journey'.

Lu Bu

You're in the game. Why are you so upset with that?

Lu Bu

You already have your own story in Dynasty Tactics 2 and your own Musou modes! Stop complaining!

Lu Bu

I've been on 10+ covers, but you had a lot of character development! Koei barely does anything with me than being deferred to the likes of you, Ma Chao, Xiahou Dun, Oath Brothers, and even Lu Xun!

Deng Zhi

One of these days, Koei will make me Liu Chan's Yes Man in the next Dynasty Warriors… How'd you like seeing me get defer to a fool? I didn't even save that kid to become an emperor!

Ryu Hayabusa

Thank you, Lord Hayabusa. A sandbox game based on myself could have some potential. I'll be glad to have you as a guest character.

Lu Bu

Will you stop complaining you fool! Go storm at the Koei Building and complain about it to leading developers!

Zhao Yun aka Boring Hero of Weaklings!

Mark my words scum! No one wants to play a game starring a guy who can't lead and follows the worthless coward Liu Bei! All will agree with me for once!

Lu Bu aka The True Posterboy of the Warriors series!

Deng Zhi

In all my life being undervalued, deferred, and ignored by Gongsun Zan and Liu Bei, was it worth 60 years of incomplete history?

Deng Zhi

Being righteous, loyal, competent, courageous, tough; 400 years after the novel was written, people forgot that I was wise.

Yuan Shao

You are the last person I wanted to talk with, Benchu! Nobody knows the mystery behind my issues with you and throwing Han Fu under the bus!

Yuan Shao

History laments you as the Fallen Hero of Guan Du, but to me you started the whole coalition break up, incite confusions at my home, and set up Bogu!(And he still gets to be called the good guy after Liu Yu's death! Did anyone cared that he delayed the envoy to get Gongsun Zan to execute Liu Yu…?)

Yuan Shao

Why should I tell you how Zhen Ji's is?! You even go to war over her after we lost Youzhou to your BS rumors! If that didn't happen, she would never had gotten married to Yuan Xi!(Again, I've been undervalued, deferred, and ignored in my whole early life!)

Yuan Shao

Your sons pales in comparison to my talents and I'm still not worthy for Lady Zhen?!(So I'm not worthy for Fan Yufeng and Ma Yunlu huh?)

Deng Zhi

You know what, I'm going to stop right there and get some much needed sleep. We'll talk later when I return to the Koei Building with Zhenji.

Yuan Shao

You're in the game. It's not like I'm going to start my adventures without beating up the guy who made my early life a living hell! Don't be surprised about my lady joining me on saving the land from an ancient evil! It's best my early life remains a mystery because Weist will have a heartattack if I knew Lady Zhen and her family when the famine happened. They rather see me go thousands of miles to Liangzhou and become swore brothers with Mengqi.(There's already a Chinese indie Legend of Zhao Yun game where Ma Chao and his sister joined me earlier during the Hu Lao Gate stage)

Zhao Fan

I am married to my spear!

He turns off his mobile, putting it back inside his pocket and get some shut eye. Scrolling to the right where Zhen Ji was on the bed, she remains peacefully asleep with a soft smile. What could she be dreaming about that's making her happy?

A/N: Shoutout to Insertmanyfandomhere and the original author of the Answers Letters series. Feel free to flame this mock fic, because I AM the Zhao Yun fanboy.