G'DAY MATES! THIS IS MY FIRST STORY ABOUT LILY AND JAMES... AND IT SHALL BE A ONE-SHOT! ENJOY MY RANDOMNESS! TAALLLYY-HOOOO
DISCLAIMER: NOPE. DONT OWN HARRY POTTER.
MagicWand: Hello my LilyFlower
Lily: Oh dear god, please tell me you're Alice and this is simply a sick joke.
MagicWand: I would, but if we're gonna B a couple I don't want 2 keep secrets from U
Lily: First of all; how in Merlin's name did you get my number Potter?
Lily: Second; we are NEVER going to be a couple.
Lily: And third; for you contact name, MAGICWAND?! REALLY?!
MagicWand: first, magic DUH!
MagicWand: second, denial is not pretty love
MagicWand: third, yes because I have a magic wand... If you know what I mean ;)
Lily: …
MagicWand: Ahh, is that a blush I C?
Lily: OMG where the bloody hell are you?!
MagicWand: What's omg again? Omnivorous Malicious Gorilla?
MagicWand: and not telling ;)
Lily: In class. Shut up.
MagicWand: OoOoOoh Transfiguration! Perfect!
MagicWand: LILY I LOVE YOU!
MagicWand: LILY I DOOOO!
MagicWand: WHEN WE'RE APART MY HEART BEATS ONLY FOR YOOOUUUUU!
Lily: I hate you.
MagicWand: hate is such a strong word.
Lily: I have detention.
MagicWand: Yay! Now we have it together!
Lily: …
Lily: You totally planned that.
MagicWand: Yes I did, dear Lilykins.
MagicWand: I'm not a Marauder for nothing :D
Lily: I hope your manhood is maimed by next period.
MagicWand: And the same to your ladyhood
MagicWand: by me
MagicWand: in my dorm
MagicWand: :D
MagicWand: :)
MagicWand: :-/
MagicWand: :-\
MagicWand: :-|
MagicWand: :-(
MagicWand: Ah so your ignoring me again
MagicWand: Don't 4get I can see you checking these messages.
Lily: Where are you?
MagicWand: not telling
Lily: Where are you?
MagicWand: not telling
Lily: Where are you?
MagicWand: not telling
Lily: WHERE ARE YOU?!
MagicWand: Just because U use caps and are making an adorable irritated face, doesn't change my answer
Lily: If I see you
Lily: I will hex you
MagicWand: Now Evans, that is not very Gryffindor of you, now is it?
Lily: Neither is you STALKING ME!
MagicWand: Touché
Lily: I think it's actually quite Slytherin of you
MagicWand: …
MagicWand: Too far
Lily: Hello?
Lily: Finally
MagicWand: How's it going my sexy minx?
Lily: I knew it was too good to be true.
MagicWand: I think U should go put on a warmer cloak. It's snowing Hippogrifs out there.
MagicWand: Stop trying to lose me, it's no use.
Lily: Well aren't you sweet
MagicWand: I try. Anyway, U know what else is sweet?
Lily: Revenge?
Lily: On your manhood?
MagicWand: Ohhhhhh feisty little witch, aren't ya?
MagicWand: Anyway, no.
MagicWand: But Honeydukes is.
MagicWand: maybe we could go together sometime?
Lily: In your dreams, Potter.
MagicWand: U have no idea what I dream about
Lily: So what do you dream about then...
MagicWand: I'd rather not say in case Sirius and Remus find my phone
Lily: …
Lily: I'm putting my phone on silent
MagicWand: Ohhhhh getting kinky now are we, Lilyflower?
Lily: What makes you think that?
MagicWand: Cuz I put your vibrate on ;D
Lily: What the… look Potter, we're in Potions now. Professor Slughorn is gonna find our phones. Just be quiet.
MagicWand: But this is so amusing :( I SHALL STAY!
Lily: please don't.
MagicWand: How about I list everything I love about you?
Lily: Again, please don't.
MagicWand: The way you walk is sexy.
Lily: go away
MagicWand: the way you talk is sexy.
MagicWand: the way you sexily flip your sex-filled sexy red hair is sexy.
Lily: Go away!
MagicWand: the way you yell at me is sexy.
MagicWand: the way you punch me is sexy.
MagicWand: the way you hex me is sexy.
Lily: when did this turn into the reasons why your a machochist?
MagicWand: the way you diss me is sexy.
Lily: I will throw something at you.
MagicWand: the way you turn pages in the library is sexy.
MagicWand: the way you scream my name at the top of your lungs while your having an orgajsjrjdjnAKAFrjcjjichfH
Lily: I told you I'd throw something at you
MagicWand: HARSH!
Lily: I am now throwing my phone in the lake. Tally-ho.
WHEGWHEGWHEG.. I made this a couple of moths ago and was like... "Huh... I still have that... KEWL. TO FANFICTION, I GOOO!" ~And here I am~ *dashing smile* does dashing work for women? Dunno. Anyway, I'm sorry for the inconsistency with punctuation in this fix but I was trying to place it in a way James would write... With exceptional spelling and such... I HOPE YA LIKE!
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