Prepare yourself. This is a soon-to-be 100 or more chapter marathon of pure one-shot insanity! Yes, that's right. Fellow writers TheElementHero and Dampened have joined together to create THE ULTIMATE TEEN TITANS PARODY FEST, under the name NinjaInPyjamas! Each chapter will contain enough silliness to make you groan, face-palm, and/or laugh yourself silly. TheElementHero and Dampened are in no way responsible for your loss of sanity. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

DISCLAIMER: Great, now we have to think of 100 ways to say 'We don't own Teen Titans'.

I Choose You, Beastie Boo!

Once upon a time… wait, scratch that. That's too generic. Let's start with um… you know what? Forget it. Let's just start with this.

There was a guy named Cyborg. He was half machine, I think. Or tofu. Whichever can fire lasers and missiles and detonate bombs and kill you thirty five times over and… wait, it's the tofu.

ANYWAYS, there was a guy named Cyborg. Who was half tofu. And he liked to go around stuffing random innocent bystanders into tiny little containment capsules and force them to fight other innocent bystanders captured by other half tofu men.

Which meant that they didn't fight anyone.

So one day he was walking along, with three Beta-Approved-Lemony-Licious-Spheres (BALLS for short) in his tofu-ey pockets, and he happened to run in front of a guy with overly-spikey hair.

"Hey!" The boy with overly-spikey hair ran up to Cyborg and stuck his finger in his face. "I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

Cyborg blinked. "O…K?"

"LET'S BATTLE!" The boy with overly-spikey hair began to sing "BadabadabadabadabadabadabadabadaBA!" Then he started to speak in third person. "Obsessive Boy Robin would like to battle!"

Cyborg frowned as his tofu-ey parts began to analyse Obsessive Boy Robin. He had never been in a Tiny-Immature-Teenage-Annoyances-Not-Multicoloured -Obese-Narwhals (TITANMON for short) battle before. Sure, he had three Tiny-Immature-Teenage-Annoyances-Not-Multicolored… . Wait, TITANMONs for short, sorry, on hand, but he had never actually USED them. He merely made them beat each other up for the fun of it once in a while, that's all.

Obsessive Boy Robin threw one of his BALLS, and out popped a man in a mask.

"Slade…" it hissed.

Cyborg grabbed one of his BALLS and threw it at Slade. It hit the TITANMON in the eye, and out popped a blonde-haired girl with goggles.

"FREEDOM!" she shouted, and jumped onto a rock and flew off into the sunset to who-knows-where.

Cyborg shrugged, and threw out another TITANMON, a girl with flaming red hair and eyes that made things catch on fire wherever she looked.

"STARFIRE HAS ARRIVED!" she yelled, throwing her hands in the air. "BOW BEFORE ME!"

Obsessive Boy Robin fell head over heels in love with her and began to kiss her feet.

"IMPUDENT SWINE!" Starfire tried to shoot him with her death-laser eyes, but missed, and accidentally killed 32 innocent background characters.

Cyborg decided to use his final TITANMON, and threw out one of his last BALLS onto the ground. Out popped a girl in a hoodie-thingy.

Oh wait, it's a CLOAK.

Cyborg pointed at Slade. "KILL HIM!"

The TITANMON (whose name was Raven) used her dark powers of emo-ness to blow up the entire city, except for Cyborg the Tofu-Man, Obsessive Boy Robin, Overlord Starfire, herself, and a conveniently placed tower on an island shaped like a 'T'.

A little green TITANMON popped out of the T-shaped tower and began to run around screaming. Cyborg threw one of his BALLS at him, and randomly yelled "I CHOOSE YOU, BEASTIE BOO!"

Obsessive Boy Robin looked at Cyborg and said, "Let's be super heroes!"

So they named the green TITANMON Beastie Boo- wait, Beast Boy, gave Overlord Starfire some mustard, and made Emo-Raven some depressing tacos and became the Teen Titans!

And that's how the Teen Titans were formed.

THE END

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